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Twitter Updates for 2009-08-28

Elon James White — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 01:53:00 +0000

I'm at Brooklyn Public House (247 Dekalb Ave, Vanderbilt Ave, New York). http://bit.ly/vOUHM #
#ItWillNotWork RT @lprocope: @elonjames and Hassan are arguing whether or not a spiked moat will keep us safe from zombies… #
Not having a plan is #CRAZYtalk RT @reetamac: @elonjames and @lprocope tell me I need a zombie plan. What do you think Twitter? #
I'm at The Alibi (242 DeKalb Ave, at Vanderbilt, Brooklyn). http://bit.ly/xB8NA #
HA! RT @Villager: I dunno my brotha … Ving Rhames is still my goto guy during the #ZombieApocalypse … but, u can come along for back-up! #
#LittleJewsMakeTerribleNinjas #QuoteMe RT @ms_treesap: @elonjames Pfft, for all you know she's been taking ninja classes when you were out! #
Gay Zombie Porn? #ShesInSoMuchTrouble RT @ChrisMacDen: @elonjames or gay porn. Prague is a big place for that too #
#LyricalUppercut RT @elprofe316: @lprocope Come awn nah. Let's do that shite. (But who do we invite?) #
I, on the other hand have AMAZING #ZombieFightingSkills During the #ZombieApocalypse you'll want to swear allegiance to me #
Anytime some weird European monster shit goes down its in Prague. She wont stand a chance. #GFisBADwithZOMBIES #GFinPRAGUE #
Day 3 of #GFinPRAGUE: Is it odd I'm absolutely sure she's being chased by Vampires and/or Zombies? #WeirdShitHappensInPrague #
Are you in the DC area? Do you want to witness Steele be all Steele-y? Todays the last day to RSVP for it – hucollegerepublicans@gmail.com #
The fact that people weren't sure if I was kidding is the most telling moment of all. #TrueStory #SteeleAtHoward #
Note: Steele hasn't spoken at Howard yet. These are simply my predictions of his speech. Some of ya'll started to wonder… #
"Ever heard of Cash for Clunkers? Why not Chitlins for Negroes joining GOP. Yall KNOW ya'll like chitlins…" #SteeleAtHoward #
"The GOP needs Blacks and Hispanics. And not in that "Being a Nanny & Cleaning the house" sorta way…" #SteeleAtHoward #
"Universal Healthcare? Why not just call it "Keeping Negroes healthy so they can be in Prison longer." #SteeleAtHoward #
"My soul? I sold that YEARS ago. Thats sorta what you do as a Negro in the GOP. But NOW I can hail cabs so…" #SteeleAtHoward #
I hope Michael Steele & McD's #365Black dont ever work together. Between the GOP & Diabetes Black folk wont stand a chance. #
Do I have any Howard Followers? Can you please, for the love of God, LiveTweet Michale Steele speaking? #Ibegthee #
But now its VINTAGE RT @poliscipunk: @elonjames I'll make you a deal: I'll buy a #TWiB Mug and T-Shirt if you make another #TWiB! #
I'm at Rancho Alegre (204 Garfield Place, at 7th Ave, Brooklyn). http://bit.ly/2rRIqb #
"What if we sweeten the pot? You join the GOP, we create a public fried chicken option? Mac & cheese? Hmm?" #SteeleAtHoward #
"You Negroes like Guns. The GOP likes Guns. Why WOULDNT you join? Think Black people, THINK!" #SteeleAtHoward #
"I mean, ya'll already call each other Niggas, so being in the GOP should make you feel right at home!" #SteeleAtHoward #
"The GOP is the Party for Young Black People. Even if they don't particularly like Young Black People…" #SteeleAtHoward #
Oh please let a Howard Student kick him in the shin. RT @jasonrashaad: Chances are hes bringing chicken & collard greens: http://is.gd/2EiH9 #
I wonder will he rap… RT @TatianaKing: Michael Steele hosting a tow hall @ Howard on Sept 1st?…i have a feeling this will be funny #
#PinappleMargaritasWillEndAllWar #ThatPlusGuacamole RT @missmiranda: @elonjames Mexican food brunch? Ah lawd! #
Alright. I have been summoned to a #FridayBrunch. Gmail Contacts be DAMNED. #MexicanFoodisWhyTheCagedBirdSings #
#ImCoolerThanYou Cause I'm spending my Fri. Afternoon properly organizing my Gmail & BB contacts to sync properly. #EffingNerd #
#NoBooze? Who R U & where's Lynne? RT @lprocope: …by 2. I won't booze but I can be persuaded to schmooze & eat an amazing salad. #
#BestFFToday RT @CurryGrrl: #FF @elonjames because, in the words of my British aunt, "I've never known a Negro quite like this one before." #
#TheRealestThingYouEverWrote RT @JeffEsquire: @elonjames #BRUNCHHARDORGOHOME #
#IamAnArtist RT @profblmkelley: RT @ChrisMacDen: @elonjames I love your new pics.// yeah, what up the skinny, serious black and whites? #
Um…are we brunchin today? RT @lprocope: Unless its @elonjames … He'll just make you gain 30lbs eating brunch every day. #
Now I have to come up with a #LYRICALUPPERCUT shirt. #ElonIsACapitalist RT @kathleenadele: @elonjames I would totally buy. #
HA! #MightHappen RT @KnockoutEd: @elonjames I want a #LyricalUIppercut tee. Make it happen. It should have the poem "REALLY?" on the back. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-28

Elon James White — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 01:53:00 +0000

I'm at Brooklyn Public House (247 Dekalb Ave, Vanderbilt Ave, New York). http://bit.ly/vOUHM #
#ItWillNotWork RT @lprocope: @elonjames and Hassan are arguing whether or not a spiked moat will keep us safe from zombies… #
Not having a plan is #CRAZYtalk RT @reetamac: @elonjames and @lprocope tell me I need a zombie plan. What do you think Twitter? #
I'm at The Alibi (242 DeKalb Ave, at Vanderbilt, Brooklyn). http://bit.ly/xB8NA #
HA! RT @Villager: I dunno my brotha … Ving Rhames is still my goto guy during the #ZombieApocalypse … but, u can come along for back-up! #
#LittleJewsMakeTerribleNinjas #QuoteMe RT @ms_treesap: @elonjames Pfft, for all you know she's been taking ninja classes when you were out! #
Gay Zombie Porn? #ShesInSoMuchTrouble RT @ChrisMacDen: @elonjames or gay porn. Prague is a big place for that too #
#LyricalUppercut RT @elprofe316: @lprocope Come awn nah. Let's do that shite. (But who do we invite?) #
I, on the other hand have AMAZING #ZombieFightingSkills During the #ZombieApocalypse you'll want to swear allegiance to me #
Anytime some weird European monster shit goes down its in Prague. She wont stand a chance. #GFisBADwithZOMBIES #GFinPRAGUE #
Day 3 of #GFinPRAGUE: Is it odd I'm absolutely sure she's being chased by Vampires and/or Zombies? #WeirdShitHappensInPrague #
Are you in the DC area? Do you want to witness Steele be all Steele-y? Todays the last day to RSVP for it – hucollegerepublicans@gmail.com #
The fact that people weren't sure if I was kidding is the most telling moment of all. #TrueStory #SteeleAtHoward #
Note: Steele hasn't spoken at Howard yet. These are simply my predictions of his speech. Some of ya'll started to wonder… #
"Ever heard of Cash for Clunkers? Why not Chitlins for Negroes joining GOP. Yall KNOW ya'll like chitlins…" #SteeleAtHoward #
"The GOP needs Blacks and Hispanics. And not in that "Being a Nanny & Cleaning the house" sorta way…" #SteeleAtHoward #
"Universal Healthcare? Why not just call it "Keeping Negroes healthy so they can be in Prison longer." #SteeleAtHoward #
"My soul? I sold that YEARS ago. Thats sorta what you do as a Negro in the GOP. But NOW I can hail cabs so…" #SteeleAtHoward #
I hope Michael Steele & McD's #365Black dont ever work together. Between the GOP & Diabetes Black folk wont stand a chance. #
Do I have any Howard Followers? Can you please, for the love of God, LiveTweet Michale Steele speaking? #Ibegthee #
But now its VINTAGE RT @poliscipunk: @elonjames I'll make you a deal: I'll buy a #TWiB Mug and T-Shirt if you make another #TWiB! #
I'm at Rancho Alegre (204 Garfield Place, at 7th Ave, Brooklyn). http://bit.ly/2rRIqb #
"What if we sweeten the pot? You join the GOP, we create a public fried chicken option? Mac & cheese? Hmm?" #SteeleAtHoward #
"You Negroes like Guns. The GOP likes Guns. Why WOULDNT you join? Think Black people, THINK!" #SteeleAtHoward #
"I mean, ya'll already call each other Niggas, so being in the GOP should make you feel right at home!" #SteeleAtHoward #
"The GOP is the Party for Young Black People. Even if they don't particularly like Young Black People…" #SteeleAtHoward #
Oh please let a Howard Student kick him in the shin. RT @jasonrashaad: Chances are hes bringing chicken & collard greens: http://is.gd/2EiH9 #
I wonder will he rap… RT @TatianaKing: Michael Steele hosting a tow hall @ Howard on Sept 1st?…i have a feeling this will be funny #
#PinappleMargaritasWillEndAllWar #ThatPlusGuacamole RT @missmiranda: @elonjames Mexican food brunch? Ah lawd! #
Alright. I have been summoned to a #FridayBrunch. Gmail Contacts be DAMNED. #MexicanFoodisWhyTheCagedBirdSings #
#ImCoolerThanYou Cause I'm spending my Fri. Afternoon properly organizing my Gmail & BB contacts to sync properly. #EffingNerd #
#NoBooze? Who R U & where's Lynne? RT @lprocope: …by 2. I won't booze but I can be persuaded to schmooze & eat an amazing salad. #
#BestFFToday RT @CurryGrrl: #FF @elonjames because, in the words of my British aunt, "I've never known a Negro quite like this one before." #
#TheRealestThingYouEverWrote RT @JeffEsquire: @elonjames #BRUNCHHARDORGOHOME #
#IamAnArtist RT @profblmkelley: RT @ChrisMacDen: @elonjames I love your new pics.// yeah, what up the skinny, serious black and whites? #
Um…are we brunchin today? RT @lprocope: Unless its @elonjames … He'll just make you gain 30lbs eating brunch every day. #
Now I have to come up with a #LYRICALUPPERCUT shirt. #ElonIsACapitalist RT @kathleenadele: @elonjames I would totally buy. #
HA! #MightHappen RT @KnockoutEd: @elonjames I want a #LyricalUIppercut tee. Make it happen. It should have the poem "REALLY?" on the back. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-27

Elon James White — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 01:53:00 +0000

HA! RT @chicagostyle: @elonjames how many stereotypes will I reinforce if I say I need to wait til I get paid??? #
Optimus Primes voice was ruined when they made him say "My Bad" RT @pasch1X: @elonjames the voice of optimis prime-#BRUNCHisNOTaGAME #
You can make that happen at this very moment RT @chicagostyle: @elonjames ok, I need a we brunch hard tee #
Now buy a shirt RT @lprocope: @Mychal_Smith @elonjames @basseyworld @reetamac **Mycal honey you could always come to brunch!!!** #
I can see that RT @PerfectPeace263: @elonjames Samuel L. Jackson is the best choice to say #brunchisnotagame #
And Bombs…dont forget the bombs…RT @JeremyMeyers: @elonjames you wouldn't be able to hear it over the sirens #BRUNCHisNOTaGAME #
I imagined Funk Master Flex… RT @JeremyMeyers: @elonjames the #BRUNCHisNOTaGAME hashtag is better if you picture Mystikal saying it. #
http://twib.me/store – DO IT! RT @TheLovely1: @elonjames Where do I get my tee shirt! #
#BRUNCHisNOTaGAME RT @Mychal_Smith: @elonjames son…"We BRUNCH Hard" t-shirts?? you're a madman.. #
Um…#WhatchuTalkinBoutWillis? @KAIZENcoach: guess that's why you stopped tweeting with us little people…you're just too big now. #
You want your #TWIB Swag? MAKE IT HAPPEN – http://twib.me/store #
NICE, TWITPIC IT NOW! RT @lprocope: @elonjames hey! Hey! Hey! I got my new TWIB T-shirt in the mail today! Its very very awesome! #
Currently im booking my show. I hope to get me and her out soon though! RT @ChitownStu: @elonjames you alone or you and @bassyworld? #
"i" love that I have people. Its strange. I'm not used to it yet RT @ChrisMacDen: @elonjames I love that you have people! #
I have the MNGMT Folks hitting them up… RT @ChrisMacDen: Did you contact the places I mentioned? Black Box at Prince is really cool space #
Perform RT @Kalediscope: @elonjames what r u looking for exactly? a place to live or just to visit? #
Definitely looking at Philly. Was checking Ardmore but looking for more Philly-Centric spots. RT @ChitownStu: Phila not getting the love?? #
Awwww snap. RT @Rizzz: @elonjames Wed. is the new Thurs. So yeah, we do. #
Hey #DC, do you guys check out shows on Wednesdays. Looking to book a few dates out there! #
#WhoWillSaveTheYouth? RT @cnichols82: come on, its repetitive and talk about taking shots. My 15 year old brother will worship it. #
Argh. RT @BrunoMarti: @elonjames Ghetto Techo is one of the song Chase & Status did they also working on the new Rihanna cd too #
I'm from #BKLYN so I'm a hardcore HOV fan But this? Horrendous. RT @TheLovely1: @elonjames Is it THAT BAD?! Hov usually never misses. #
I understand Hovs being artistic. Doesnt want to be stagnant. Maybe Europe will LOVE "Ghetto Techno" #BrooklynWillNot #QuoteMe #
I'm on my 3rd listen of Hov's "Ghetto Techno". Trying not to hate…He's thinking outside of the box…the box of good music #
WTF is this #Fuckery? RT @ToureX: RT @dopeboySHAKE: this new Jay-Z joint Ghetto Techno (http://tinyurl.com/m5ncxd) is ummm…. yea #
Um, Queens don't watch TV. I thought we established this… RT @lprocope: Oh twitter nation… I need your help. I want to buy a 32" TV. #
Day 2 of #GFinPRAGUE: I'm fine. Forget her. I got a life, son! #LIES #FauxBravado #MySoulFeelsColdAndAlone #
Supporting A Good choice for NOLA & Getting a chance to Dine with @harrislacewell? How can you NOT do this? -http://bit.ly/16vve0 #
The GOP says yes, long as the program is of the opposite sex… RT @Nimbusyosh: wow….. Can you HAVE a crush on a computer program? #
You Black people and your Crack… RT @heather11483: @elonjames so is that like when people have a 'crush' on crack or gambling? #
STOP TRYING TO DEFINE MY LOVE! #FauxRage RT @ZerlinaM: @elonjames um…u have a #twittercrush on the network or on ur friends on twitter? #
Is it possible to have a #TwitterCrush on Twitter itself? When i dont hear from it i get antsy & wonder whats wrong. #
#NewRulesForWhenGFisInPrague: No more beers the size of my head. Reason why? I think its Obvious. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-27

Elon James White — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 01:53:00 +0000

HA! RT @chicagostyle: @elonjames how many stereotypes will I reinforce if I say I need to wait til I get paid??? #
Optimus Primes voice was ruined when they made him say "My Bad" RT @pasch1X: @elonjames the voice of optimis prime-#BRUNCHisNOTaGAME #
You can make that happen at this very moment RT @chicagostyle: @elonjames ok, I need a we brunch hard tee #
Now buy a shirt RT @lprocope: @Mychal_Smith @elonjames @basseyworld @reetamac **Mycal honey you could always come to brunch!!!** #
I can see that RT @PerfectPeace263: @elonjames Samuel L. Jackson is the best choice to say #brunchisnotagame #
And Bombs…dont forget the bombs…RT @JeremyMeyers: @elonjames you wouldn't be able to hear it over the sirens #BRUNCHisNOTaGAME #
I imagined Funk Master Flex… RT @JeremyMeyers: @elonjames the #BRUNCHisNOTaGAME hashtag is better if you picture Mystikal saying it. #
http://twib.me/store – DO IT! RT @TheLovely1: @elonjames Where do I get my tee shirt! #
#BRUNCHisNOTaGAME RT @Mychal_Smith: @elonjames son…"We BRUNCH Hard" t-shirts?? you're a madman.. #
Um…#WhatchuTalkinBoutWillis? @KAIZENcoach: guess that's why you stopped tweeting with us little people…you're just too big now. #
You want your #TWIB Swag? MAKE IT HAPPEN – http://twib.me/store #
NICE, TWITPIC IT NOW! RT @lprocope: @elonjames hey! Hey! Hey! I got my new TWIB T-shirt in the mail today! Its very very awesome! #
Currently im booking my show. I hope to get me and her out soon though! RT @ChitownStu: @elonjames you alone or you and @bassyworld? #
"i" love that I have people. Its strange. I'm not used to it yet RT @ChrisMacDen: @elonjames I love that you have people! #
I have the MNGMT Folks hitting them up… RT @ChrisMacDen: Did you contact the places I mentioned? Black Box at Prince is really cool space #
Perform RT @Kalediscope: @elonjames what r u looking for exactly? a place to live or just to visit? #
Definitely looking at Philly. Was checking Ardmore but looking for more Philly-Centric spots. RT @ChitownStu: Phila not getting the love?? #
Awwww snap. RT @Rizzz: @elonjames Wed. is the new Thurs. So yeah, we do. #
Hey #DC, do you guys check out shows on Wednesdays. Looking to book a few dates out there! #
#WhoWillSaveTheYouth? RT @cnichols82: come on, its repetitive and talk about taking shots. My 15 year old brother will worship it. #
Argh. RT @BrunoMarti: @elonjames Ghetto Techo is one of the song Chase & Status did they also working on the new Rihanna cd too #
I'm from #BKLYN so I'm a hardcore HOV fan But this? Horrendous. RT @TheLovely1: @elonjames Is it THAT BAD?! Hov usually never misses. #
I understand Hovs being artistic. Doesnt want to be stagnant. Maybe Europe will LOVE "Ghetto Techno" #BrooklynWillNot #QuoteMe #
I'm on my 3rd listen of Hov's "Ghetto Techno". Trying not to hate…He's thinking outside of the box…the box of good music #
WTF is this #Fuckery? RT @ToureX: RT @dopeboySHAKE: this new Jay-Z joint Ghetto Techno (http://tinyurl.com/m5ncxd) is ummm…. yea #
Um, Queens don't watch TV. I thought we established this… RT @lprocope: Oh twitter nation… I need your help. I want to buy a 32" TV. #
Day 2 of #GFinPRAGUE: I'm fine. Forget her. I got a life, son! #LIES #FauxBravado #MySoulFeelsColdAndAlone #
Supporting A Good choice for NOLA & Getting a chance to Dine with @harrislacewell? How can you NOT do this? -http://bit.ly/16vve0 #
The GOP says yes, long as the program is of the opposite sex… RT @Nimbusyosh: wow….. Can you HAVE a crush on a computer program? #
You Black people and your Crack… RT @heather11483: @elonjames so is that like when people have a 'crush' on crack or gambling? #
STOP TRYING TO DEFINE MY LOVE! #FauxRage RT @ZerlinaM: @elonjames um…u have a #twittercrush on the network or on ur friends on twitter? #
Is it possible to have a #TwitterCrush on Twitter itself? When i dont hear from it i get antsy & wonder whats wrong. #
#NewRulesForWhenGFisInPrague: No more beers the size of my head. Reason why? I think its Obvious. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-26

Elon James White — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:53:00 +0000

I was with negroes! Tis not my gfult!… RT @BrunoMarti: @elonjames why are u standing on the corner of layfayette & fulton all loud #
#AskAboutMe RT @lprocope: Omg… @elonjames drinking the largest lager ever in the history of evers. Wheres Guiness? http://mypict.me/rKAB #
Im not low carbing tonight. I eat steak WAY too much RT @doughboy71: @elonjames What happened to eating steak, that sounds better! #
I feel i should be healthy while the G/F is out of town. Beer & Bratwurst is healthy right? #SeemsHealthyToMe #GFinPRAGUE #
Its that easy people. You hit up @WhitesmithEnt and they send me to your school. #JustLikeThat – http://twib.me/booking #
Well Thank U. Will C U soon! RT @siavalore: i'm Dawg Daze staff & I passed ur info 2 our ent. guy as soon as u said u were doing colleges #
I didn't until i saw this tweet. RT @TatianaKing: I want some fondue. #
Brunch can be grilled! #BRUNCHisUNIVERSALunlikeHEALTHCARE RT @wetzeledit:…Feeling like @elonjames ecept we don't #BrunchHard, #WeGrillHard #
Exactly. #CoveringAllBases RT @ChrisMacDen: @elonjames does the GF come to the Bar mitzvah to give you #jewcred? #
BOOM! The Official "How To" Guide on bringing Certified Blackness™ to your College/University/Bar Mitzvah – http://twib.me/booking #
Hey #Seattle? I'll be at the University of Washington Late September! Might do some spots around town too #LETSdoTHIS #
RT @Andrea1908: *hangs head in shame* I don't like hotsauce, watermelon, blackeyed peas, or R Kelly. I'm usually on time.Here's my card. LOL #
#DAMNthatsBLACK RT @lizditz: @elonjames grits with butter & hotsauce for me, please. Hold the cheese. Bacon on the side. #
My #BrunchCard is irrevocable. #YouBettaAskSombody RT @ChrisMacDen:if u can revoke cards, I as a gay man can revoke your #brunchcard #
I dunno sir. Can you clap on beat? RT @brandon_dnl: @elonjames I like all of the above, I'm still white, right? #GETaDNAtest #
Well hand over your #LightSkinnededCard too… RT @_Kristiana_: @elonjames you can't take my black card cuz it's already been revoked! #
HA! RT @ManyStyles: RT @elonjames Grits with Butter & Cheese is why the Caged Bird Sings… *__________flatline © adilla #
#Nope #JustFood #PreferablyChicken RT @NaijaRoyale: LOL! Rude! I'm black! I'm Nigerian! LOL!…more to being black than food, right? #
An extremely diabetic heart… RT @CoffeebreakDMV: What?! Sugar & Grits… are like.. a Heart & it's Beat… #
#ThereIsNothingWrongWithThisTweet RT @SpenceLowry: @elonjames bacon in cheese grits is how its done. #
#ItsJustNotRight RT @Andrea1908: Sugar + Grits = Blasphemy That makes it cream of wheat. @elonjames @XPhile1908 #
I feel like a bouncer at #BarBlackness RT @XPhile1908: @elonjames whosaid put sugar in grits? SNATCH THAT BLACK CARD! #AtThatPointItsOatmeal #
#SCHOOLthesePEOPLEplease? RT @fungkeblakchik: @elonjames and don't forget to add some shrimp to those cheese grits! #
#AtThatPointItsOatmeal RT @_Kristiana_: @elonjames CHEESE?! I only put SUGAR on my grits!!! #
#SwaggerJackerOfBlackness RT @meredithmo: @elonjames Are you kidding?! I fucking love grits. #
RT @lizzwinstead: Have Bush or Cheney issued statements about Kennedy? Or do we have to file a FOIA lawsuit to get them released #
Grits with Butter & Cheese is why the Caged Bird Sings… RT @BlasianBytch: @elonjames No one of any race really likes grits. #
#GETaDNAtest RT @NaijaRoyale: @elonjames What? I don't like grits, greens, sweet potato pie, or cheesecake. I'm still black, right!? RIGHT!? #
#YaDamnRight™ RT @msmwins: @elonjames Does not liking grits put me in the "questionably Black" category, too?? #
#Reasonable RT @baratunde: the OTHER black guy at the Onion just asked if I liked BBQ chicken wings. i said no. Now he thinks I'm not black. #
Some people "CLUB","PIMP", or "Ball"…I #BRUNCH. #AskAboutMe RT @curtcurt010: @elonjames I didn't know brunch was that serious. lol #
#WOW Thanks. RT @BethGMS: Commenter @huffingtonpost recommends Chappelle mourners should check out @elonjames. Now following. #
Awww, thank you. RT @GoliadChica: @elonjames : I finally went to TWIB – u fkkn rock elon #
I should warn new followers (just got a bunch) um, hey…um…I brunch, tweet, talkshit, HARD. #Beware #BRUNCHisNOTaGAME #
Best. Idea. Ever. RT @meredithmo: @elonjames Maybe you can just have brunch 3x a day while your girlf is away. #
I may not b in the Top 50 Comics to Follow on @huffpostcomedy but damnit I RUN THIS BRUNCH SHIT.#KINGofBRUNCHthereISnoHIGHER #
You can't be the #KingOfBrunch naked with pony son…RT @baratunde: @elonjames from the look of his profile pic, @TheFatJew does ponies #
Real Brunchers Do Real Things. RT @baratunde: um @elonjames this dude, @thefatjew, says he's the #KingOfBrunch. what do you say to that? #
She ♥s my friends RT @leoraviega: hang out with all ur friends she doesn't like 2 hang out with or doesn't like u to hang out with #easy #
HAHA, Wait, Are we now HASHING #WhiteGirlfFriend? RT @mauvegrrl: @elonjames seems you have an excellent #WGF…. #
I already watch tha– Um..I mean..THATS DISGUSTING. VILE. VILE I SAY! #FauxOutrage RT @ms_treesap: @elonjames Porn? #
Um, things that will get me stabbed in my sleep for 200 Alex! RT @realdawnsummers: @elonjames Sex with hookers. #
So far the Biggest Plus to the G/F being out of town according to TWITTER is TV. I don't watch much TV. #ThenWhat? #
Thats it!?! This isn't gonna be good #GFinPRAGUE RT @kalenski: @elonjames Eat pie for dinner and watch whatever you want on TV. #
The G/F just left for Prague for 2 weeks…I'M FREE, I'M FREE…okay, now what? I'm not sure what fee people do? #GFinPRAGUE #

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-26

Elon James White — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:53:00 +0000

I was with negroes! Tis not my gfult!… RT @BrunoMarti: @elonjames why are u standing on the corner of layfayette & fulton all loud #
#AskAboutMe RT @lprocope: Omg… @elonjames drinking the largest lager ever in the history of evers. Wheres Guiness? http://mypict.me/rKAB #
Im not low carbing tonight. I eat steak WAY too much RT @doughboy71: @elonjames What happened to eating steak, that sounds better! #
I feel i should be healthy while the G/F is out of town. Beer & Bratwurst is healthy right? #SeemsHealthyToMe #GFinPRAGUE #
Its that easy people. You hit up @WhitesmithEnt and they send me to your school. #JustLikeThat – http://twib.me/booking #
Well Thank U. Will C U soon! RT @siavalore: i'm Dawg Daze staff & I passed ur info 2 our ent. guy as soon as u said u were doing colleges #
I didn't until i saw this tweet. RT @TatianaKing: I want some fondue. #
Brunch can be grilled! #BRUNCHisUNIVERSALunlikeHEALTHCARE RT @wetzeledit:…Feeling like @elonjames ecept we don't #BrunchHard, #WeGrillHard #
Exactly. #CoveringAllBases RT @ChrisMacDen: @elonjames does the GF come to the Bar mitzvah to give you #jewcred? #
BOOM! The Official "How To" Guide on bringing Certified Blackness™ to your College/University/Bar Mitzvah – http://twib.me/booking #
Hey #Seattle? I'll be at the University of Washington Late September! Might do some spots around town too #LETSdoTHIS #
RT @Andrea1908: *hangs head in shame* I don't like hotsauce, watermelon, blackeyed peas, or R Kelly. I'm usually on time.Here's my card. LOL #
#DAMNthatsBLACK RT @lizditz: @elonjames grits with butter & hotsauce for me, please. Hold the cheese. Bacon on the side. #
My #BrunchCard is irrevocable. #YouBettaAskSombody RT @ChrisMacDen:if u can revoke cards, I as a gay man can revoke your #brunchcard #
I dunno sir. Can you clap on beat? RT @brandon_dnl: @elonjames I like all of the above, I'm still white, right? #GETaDNAtest #
Well hand over your #LightSkinnededCard too… RT @_Kristiana_: @elonjames you can't take my black card cuz it's already been revoked! #
HA! RT @ManyStyles: RT @elonjames Grits with Butter & Cheese is why the Caged Bird Sings… *__________flatline © adilla #
#Nope #JustFood #PreferablyChicken RT @NaijaRoyale: LOL! Rude! I'm black! I'm Nigerian! LOL!…more to being black than food, right? #
An extremely diabetic heart… RT @CoffeebreakDMV: What?! Sugar & Grits… are like.. a Heart & it's Beat… #
#ThereIsNothingWrongWithThisTweet RT @SpenceLowry: @elonjames bacon in cheese grits is how its done. #
#ItsJustNotRight RT @Andrea1908: Sugar + Grits = Blasphemy That makes it cream of wheat. @elonjames @XPhile1908 #
I feel like a bouncer at #BarBlackness RT @XPhile1908: @elonjames whosaid put sugar in grits? SNATCH THAT BLACK CARD! #AtThatPointItsOatmeal #
#SCHOOLthesePEOPLEplease? RT @fungkeblakchik: @elonjames and don't forget to add some shrimp to those cheese grits! #
#AtThatPointItsOatmeal RT @_Kristiana_: @elonjames CHEESE?! I only put SUGAR on my grits!!! #
#SwaggerJackerOfBlackness RT @meredithmo: @elonjames Are you kidding?! I fucking love grits. #
RT @lizzwinstead: Have Bush or Cheney issued statements about Kennedy? Or do we have to file a FOIA lawsuit to get them released #
Grits with Butter & Cheese is why the Caged Bird Sings… RT @BlasianBytch: @elonjames No one of any race really likes grits. #
#GETaDNAtest RT @NaijaRoyale: @elonjames What? I don't like grits, greens, sweet potato pie, or cheesecake. I'm still black, right!? RIGHT!? #
#YaDamnRight™ RT @msmwins: @elonjames Does not liking grits put me in the "questionably Black" category, too?? #
#Reasonable RT @baratunde: the OTHER black guy at the Onion just asked if I liked BBQ chicken wings. i said no. Now he thinks I'm not black. #
Some people "CLUB","PIMP", or "Ball"…I #BRUNCH. #AskAboutMe RT @curtcurt010: @elonjames I didn't know brunch was that serious. lol #
#WOW Thanks. RT @BethGMS: Commenter @huffingtonpost recommends Chappelle mourners should check out @elonjames. Now following. #
Awww, thank you. RT @GoliadChica: @elonjames : I finally went to TWIB – u fkkn rock elon #
I should warn new followers (just got a bunch) um, hey…um…I brunch, tweet, talkshit, HARD. #Beware #BRUNCHisNOTaGAME #
Best. Idea. Ever. RT @meredithmo: @elonjames Maybe you can just have brunch 3x a day while your girlf is away. #
I may not b in the Top 50 Comics to Follow on @huffpostcomedy but damnit I RUN THIS BRUNCH SHIT.#KINGofBRUNCHthereISnoHIGHER #
You can't be the #KingOfBrunch naked with pony son…RT @baratunde: @elonjames from the look of his profile pic, @TheFatJew does ponies #
Real Brunchers Do Real Things. RT @baratunde: um @elonjames this dude, @thefatjew, says he's the #KingOfBrunch. what do you say to that? #
She ♥s my friends RT @leoraviega: hang out with all ur friends she doesn't like 2 hang out with or doesn't like u to hang out with #easy #
HAHA, Wait, Are we now HASHING #WhiteGirlfFriend? RT @mauvegrrl: @elonjames seems you have an excellent #WGF…. #
I already watch tha– Um..I mean..THATS DISGUSTING. VILE. VILE I SAY! #FauxOutrage RT @ms_treesap: @elonjames Porn? #
Um, things that will get me stabbed in my sleep for 200 Alex! RT @realdawnsummers: @elonjames Sex with hookers. #
So far the Biggest Plus to the G/F being out of town according to TWITTER is TV. I don't watch much TV. #ThenWhat? #
Thats it!?! This isn't gonna be good #GFinPRAGUE RT @kalenski: @elonjames Eat pie for dinner and watch whatever you want on TV. #
The G/F just left for Prague for 2 weeks…I'M FREE, I'M FREE…okay, now what? I'm not sure what fee people do? #GFinPRAGUE #

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-25

Elon James White — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 01:53:00 +0000

Tyler Perry's new movie comes out on 9/11. Ironic since it'll be like him flying planes into the self-respect of Black People #
"Real Niggas Do Real Things."…As opposed to Imaginary Niggas who ride unicorns & bust caps at Elves. #HipHopLogicIsFlawed #
"It Ain't Trickin' If you Got it…" Um…It sorta still is. #HipHopLogicIsFlawed #
It's impossible for Ginuwine to make new music. Every time he's on screen it automatically feels like 1997. #TrueStory #
#TheresACard? RT @Mandishga: Its ok 2 give in 2 the superficial mainstream, just dont make it a habit or im taking ur black empowerment card #
Listen Guys, I have a myriad of songs to sell out to. Don't count that as my only submission. Im just trying not to start a hashtag today #
#00NEGRO RT @MoreAndAgain: @elonjames Why is it your profile is the ONLY one I can't see via Twidroid? Are you some kinda secret agent? #
It is #NegroTastic™ – RT @MrGobert: @elonjames There is so much wrong in that video….but that ish BUMPS!! LMAO #
Yes, theres better songs to sell out to. Thats just my current #SellingOutWhileEmbracingNegativeNegroStereoTypes song #
When I sell out and embrace all negative Negro Stereotypes I want this playing behind me – http://is.gd/2yk30 #
T-Mobile. Never have an issue…Xept when i have an issue RT @pittswiley: @elonjames And your carrier? #
HAHA #WORD RT @writeli: @elonjames: "Missing dinner with @harrislacewell is like sadness covered in salt." – #LyricalUppercut #
How do you know its #SlowNewsTuesday? I have started shit w/ @huffpostcomedy & Jay Z. This isn't what I normally do! #Really! #
YEAH HOV! RT @Katchin05: hope yall didt think Jay was innovated w that "its 2009 not 1864" line @elonjames beat him 2 it! http://tr.im/x4Ri #
We barely paid our $173 bill RT @harrislacewell: By the way #BJLA I think yall owe the campaign $1500 from that meal last night. LOL! #
"Dinner with @harrislacewell is beautiful. Like a Butterfly Covered in Ice cream." – Lyrical Uppercut #
I laughed outloud when i clicked on that. #YaGotMe RT @Nimbusyosh: @elonjames 46 white? maybe you should watch http://tinyurl.com/ns9wfx #
Perfectly summed up. "…but you know…" RT @rachelw627: @elonjames that actually does sound kind of racial though… but you know… #
Okay. I've already gotten bored with my own faux outrage. #ItsOnlySeriousWhenItsAboutBrunch #
46 out of 50 FUNNY PEOPLE TO FOLLOW ARE WHITE?!? WUZ UP WIT DAT @huffpostcomedy?? #MakingSomethingRacialWhenItsNot #
#TRUESTORY RT @wkamaubell: @elonjames but @huffpostcomedy already had @barvonblaq and @baratunde! Three black men might upend the universe. #
Should I Kanye West this thing up? "WHY WONT @huffpostcomedy LET ME BE GREAT!?!?!?!" #EgotisticalFights #SlowTuesdays #
Waring with @huffpostcomedy for not listing me in their top 50 funny folks to follow would be douchey right? #StillMightDoIt #
Aww RT @Nimbusyosh: @elonjames That's some bullshyt. I follow u on my cell BECAUSE ur funny as hell, & I don't do that for a LOT of people. #
THANK YOU! #WTF HuffPo??? RT @ChrisMacDen: So I am making fuss that @HuffPostComedy did not list you as one of 50 funny people to follow #
Not sure O'Reilly scours blogs but he prolly has a Google Alert for "Dissin' O'Reilly" #ObviouslyTrue @ZerlinaM @jsmooth995 #
RT @jsmooth995 O'Reilly critiquing new Jay-Z leak..does he scour rap blogs everyday lookin for new songs that mention him? http://tr.im/x4qf #
You're lying. His phone doesn't even have SMS. #LIES RT @elprofe316: @pittswiley's phone sent me an email wanting to know why I hate him. #
Ah. I figured. #ElonHasGreatInstincts RT @pittswiley: @elonjames A chancleta is a sandal. Covered in rice and beans. #
See, i dont even know what this means. I assume Rice & beans are involved… RT @elprofe316:I got an $8 Okabashi chancleta fo yo ass. #
I wouldnt call it "insulting" really. Its more "colorful commentary" If you will…And #EveryoneGetsSome #EqualOpportunityHater #
And Black People…And Dominico Ricans RT @pittswiley: @ElonJames blatantly insulted poets and Jews in his set and lived. #LouderArtsMonday #
White People do that #TRUESTORY RT @profblmkelley: @elonjames E-LON I am on the phone with @harrislacewell she keeps calling you A-LON. #
Okay. Seriously. "THE MAMAS?" What type of Prof. Slang is this? RT @profblmkelley: @elonjames don't let the mamas fool you… #
Listen people, #LyricalUppercut is #TheTruth. Ya'll can't mess with his #LittleWhiteBlondeGirlWithAPlasmaGunForAnArm Style SON! #
HA! RT @harrislacewell: Laughing to myself this morning thinking of @elonjames impersonating black poets & #HCR protestors. #LyricalUppercut #
I'm sorry…"The Mamas?" RT @harrislacewell: @profblmkelley Who knows! I just wore black dress. The mamas were on display. #
Ha. Random old lady on CNN is angry about #HCR09. She just HAPPPENS to be an ex-GOP chair of her district. #CoincidenceHuh? #
Re: #STPIATC I TRIED! The Cam failed. I'm an artist and shouldn't be tech support too RT @txvoodoo: @elonjames Why was this not videoed? #
Says Who? I've told the WGF that we are & She's cool with it RT @lprocope: To my dude, @elonjames (no we're not dating he has a WGF!) #
Note: There were TONS of Twitterati there. I just cant name them all. #BJLA was definitely in the house. We Almost had to Brunch #
With @jsmooth995 @harrislacewell @marclamonthill @basseyworld all in one room Hilarity & Blackness ensued #YallMissedItSon #
But @marclamonthill won with one solid BET joke. Lightskinnededness doesn't trump "Saw You on BET" #BETisTHEdevil #
I won't lie to you. @harrislacewell got at @marclamonthill HARD RT @DrAriafya: @elonjames Actually that is funny. How did it turn out? #
Someone posted "Bitches Ain't Shit" By Snoop & Dre on my Facebook wall & I've never felt more special. #TrueStory #
Did I mention that we ended up playing the dozens at dinner? The most uppity Dozens ever w/ @marclamonthill @harrislacewell @pittswiley #
#WillSeriouslyDoThis RT @tarabetts: @elprofe316 @elonjames Yo, if #LyricalUppercut enters slams and wins, you should find ways to tape it #
U pretend im not bored enough 2 try! RT @elprofe316: @elonjames U should enter slams as LyricalUppercut & try 2win them #WorksForRealPoets #
I won't lie. I'm sort jacked up at the moment. Tried 2 go 2 bed & FAILED. Just kept reciting bad poetry in my head. #LyricalUppercut #
#SincereMoment: Thanks to everyone who came out.The show was great. Everyone made us feel like superstars #TheseAreFacts #
HA! #JamesPerryBeAfraid RT @basseyworld: I thought meeting @harrislacewell would make the crush go away. Not so. Watch your back James Perry #
#FACTS RT @harrislacewell: Every1 is tweeeting tonight xcept @pittswiley guess thats cause his phone is from 1988. #somebodyUPGRADEhim #
U were throwin that Ivy$$ Around RT @harrislacewell: @elonjames U were wonderful But how the hell did I end up paying $40 for a burger? #
INDEED! RT @wkamaubell: Sounds like you made it happen tonight..woulda been there, if I wasn't doing my own. look forward to Saturday, sir #
#Itwillhappen RT @XPhile1908: @elonjames glad your gig went well. Maybe I'll get to see u in person at some point. #somewhereovertherainbow #
I will take the blame RT @sylphanne: @elonjames If my voice doesn't come back, it's all your fault. You were hilarious. #
Thank U! RT @jschechner:I was there! Had a blast. @basseyworld is a master wordsmith and @elonjames made my face hurt #STPIATC #seriouslywhy #
Glad you enjoyed! Thank you for coming! RT @arieswym: @elonjames Excellent show tonight, glad I got a chance to meet you #
Thank you for coming! RT @dionnkatrina: @elonjames great job tonight. thanks for the laughter. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-25

Elon James White — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 01:53:00 +0000

Tyler Perry's new movie comes out on 9/11. Ironic since it'll be like him flying planes into the self-respect of Black People #
"Real Niggas Do Real Things."…As opposed to Imaginary Niggas who ride unicorns & bust caps at Elves. #HipHopLogicIsFlawed #
"It Ain't Trickin' If you Got it…" Um…It sorta still is. #HipHopLogicIsFlawed #
It's impossible for Ginuwine to make new music. Every time he's on screen it automatically feels like 1997. #TrueStory #
#TheresACard? RT @Mandishga: Its ok 2 give in 2 the superficial mainstream, just dont make it a habit or im taking ur black empowerment card #
Listen Guys, I have a myriad of songs to sell out to. Don't count that as my only submission. Im just trying not to start a hashtag today #
#00NEGRO RT @MoreAndAgain: @elonjames Why is it your profile is the ONLY one I can't see via Twidroid? Are you some kinda secret agent? #
It is #NegroTastic™ – RT @MrGobert: @elonjames There is so much wrong in that video….but that ish BUMPS!! LMAO #
Yes, theres better songs to sell out to. Thats just my current #SellingOutWhileEmbracingNegativeNegroStereoTypes song #
When I sell out and embrace all negative Negro Stereotypes I want this playing behind me – http://is.gd/2yk30 #
T-Mobile. Never have an issue…Xept when i have an issue RT @pittswiley: @elonjames And your carrier? #
HAHA #WORD RT @writeli: @elonjames: "Missing dinner with @harrislacewell is like sadness covered in salt." – #LyricalUppercut #
How do you know its #SlowNewsTuesday? I have started shit w/ @huffpostcomedy & Jay Z. This isn't what I normally do! #Really! #
YEAH HOV! RT @Katchin05: hope yall didt think Jay was innovated w that "its 2009 not 1864" line @elonjames beat him 2 it! http://tr.im/x4Ri #
We barely paid our $173 bill RT @harrislacewell: By the way #BJLA I think yall owe the campaign $1500 from that meal last night. LOL! #
"Dinner with @harrislacewell is beautiful. Like a Butterfly Covered in Ice cream." – Lyrical Uppercut #
I laughed outloud when i clicked on that. #YaGotMe RT @Nimbusyosh: @elonjames 46 white? maybe you should watch http://tinyurl.com/ns9wfx #
Perfectly summed up. "…but you know…" RT @rachelw627: @elonjames that actually does sound kind of racial though… but you know… #
Okay. I've already gotten bored with my own faux outrage. #ItsOnlySeriousWhenItsAboutBrunch #
46 out of 50 FUNNY PEOPLE TO FOLLOW ARE WHITE?!? WUZ UP WIT DAT @huffpostcomedy?? #MakingSomethingRacialWhenItsNot #
#TRUESTORY RT @wkamaubell: @elonjames but @huffpostcomedy already had @barvonblaq and @baratunde! Three black men might upend the universe. #
Should I Kanye West this thing up? "WHY WONT @huffpostcomedy LET ME BE GREAT!?!?!?!" #EgotisticalFights #SlowTuesdays #
Waring with @huffpostcomedy for not listing me in their top 50 funny folks to follow would be douchey right? #StillMightDoIt #
Aww RT @Nimbusyosh: @elonjames That's some bullshyt. I follow u on my cell BECAUSE ur funny as hell, & I don't do that for a LOT of people. #
THANK YOU! #WTF HuffPo??? RT @ChrisMacDen: So I am making fuss that @HuffPostComedy did not list you as one of 50 funny people to follow #
Not sure O'Reilly scours blogs but he prolly has a Google Alert for "Dissin' O'Reilly" #ObviouslyTrue @ZerlinaM @jsmooth995 #
RT @jsmooth995 O'Reilly critiquing new Jay-Z leak..does he scour rap blogs everyday lookin for new songs that mention him? http://tr.im/x4qf #
You're lying. His phone doesn't even have SMS. #LIES RT @elprofe316: @pittswiley's phone sent me an email wanting to know why I hate him. #
Ah. I figured. #ElonHasGreatInstincts RT @pittswiley: @elonjames A chancleta is a sandal. Covered in rice and beans. #
See, i dont even know what this means. I assume Rice & beans are involved… RT @elprofe316:I got an $8 Okabashi chancleta fo yo ass. #
I wouldnt call it "insulting" really. Its more "colorful commentary" If you will…And #EveryoneGetsSome #EqualOpportunityHater #
And Black People…And Dominico Ricans RT @pittswiley: @ElonJames blatantly insulted poets and Jews in his set and lived. #LouderArtsMonday #
White People do that #TRUESTORY RT @profblmkelley: @elonjames E-LON I am on the phone with @harrislacewell she keeps calling you A-LON. #
Okay. Seriously. "THE MAMAS?" What type of Prof. Slang is this? RT @profblmkelley: @elonjames don't let the mamas fool you… #
Listen people, #LyricalUppercut is #TheTruth. Ya'll can't mess with his #LittleWhiteBlondeGirlWithAPlasmaGunForAnArm Style SON! #
HA! RT @harrislacewell: Laughing to myself this morning thinking of @elonjames impersonating black poets & #HCR protestors. #LyricalUppercut #
I'm sorry…"The Mamas?" RT @harrislacewell: @profblmkelley Who knows! I just wore black dress. The mamas were on display. #
Ha. Random old lady on CNN is angry about #HCR09. She just HAPPPENS to be an ex-GOP chair of her district. #CoincidenceHuh? #
Re: #STPIATC I TRIED! The Cam failed. I'm an artist and shouldn't be tech support too RT @txvoodoo: @elonjames Why was this not videoed? #
Says Who? I've told the WGF that we are & She's cool with it RT @lprocope: To my dude, @elonjames (no we're not dating he has a WGF!) #
Note: There were TONS of Twitterati there. I just cant name them all. #BJLA was definitely in the house. We Almost had to Brunch #
With @jsmooth995 @harrislacewell @marclamonthill @basseyworld all in one room Hilarity & Blackness ensued #YallMissedItSon #
But @marclamonthill won with one solid BET joke. Lightskinnededness doesn't trump "Saw You on BET" #BETisTHEdevil #
I won't lie to you. @harrislacewell got at @marclamonthill HARD RT @DrAriafya: @elonjames Actually that is funny. How did it turn out? #
Someone posted "Bitches Ain't Shit" By Snoop & Dre on my Facebook wall & I've never felt more special. #TrueStory #
Did I mention that we ended up playing the dozens at dinner? The most uppity Dozens ever w/ @marclamonthill @harrislacewell @pittswiley #
#WillSeriouslyDoThis RT @tarabetts: @elprofe316 @elonjames Yo, if #LyricalUppercut enters slams and wins, you should find ways to tape it #
U pretend im not bored enough 2 try! RT @elprofe316: @elonjames U should enter slams as LyricalUppercut & try 2win them #WorksForRealPoets #
I won't lie. I'm sort jacked up at the moment. Tried 2 go 2 bed & FAILED. Just kept reciting bad poetry in my head. #LyricalUppercut #
#SincereMoment: Thanks to everyone who came out.The show was great. Everyone made us feel like superstars #TheseAreFacts #
HA! #JamesPerryBeAfraid RT @basseyworld: I thought meeting @harrislacewell would make the crush go away. Not so. Watch your back James Perry #
#FACTS RT @harrislacewell: Every1 is tweeeting tonight xcept @pittswiley guess thats cause his phone is from 1988. #somebodyUPGRADEhim #
U were throwin that Ivy$$ Around RT @harrislacewell: @elonjames U were wonderful But how the hell did I end up paying $40 for a burger? #
INDEED! RT @wkamaubell: Sounds like you made it happen tonight..woulda been there, if I wasn't doing my own. look forward to Saturday, sir #
#Itwillhappen RT @XPhile1908: @elonjames glad your gig went well. Maybe I'll get to see u in person at some point. #somewhereovertherainbow #
I will take the blame RT @sylphanne: @elonjames If my voice doesn't come back, it's all your fault. You were hilarious. #
Thank U! RT @jschechner:I was there! Had a blast. @basseyworld is a master wordsmith and @elonjames made my face hurt #STPIATC #seriouslywhy #
Glad you enjoyed! Thank you for coming! RT @arieswym: @elonjames Excellent show tonight, glad I got a chance to meet you #
Thank you for coming! RT @dionnkatrina: @elonjames great job tonight. thanks for the laughter. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-24

Elon James White — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 01:53:00 +0000

#truestory RT @LilMissBrooklyn: Hey twitterville, Just came back from a open mic featuring @basseyworld and @elonjames… it was great. #
#truestory RT @elprofe316: The Back of 13: It's All About the Hate. ™ @tarabetts #
Aww. Look at me and bass blush RT @iluvblackwomen: @elonjames @bassyworld tore it up at their event! #
#STPIATC RT @harrislacewell: Ok for real @basseyworld is BEYOND! I love her. Her poetry, her spirit, her beauty. Oh my God. I love her. #
Heres why @basseyworld sucks. She was nervous, and is destroying the stage right now. They love her! #ElonHasALottoFollow #STPIATC #
RT @elprofe316: Phyllis Hyman poem from @basseyworld. #WikipediaIsYourFriend #GoLearnSomeShit #STPIATC #
I wish i could express to you how much this ISNT A GAME! #STPIATC @basseyworld is on the stage! #GETFAMILIAR #
Awwww 'ish – @basseyworld is about to hit the stage. Its about to get real serious up in this B!TCH!!!!!! #STPIATC #
My hat is made of awesome #AskAboutMe #STPIATC RT @basseyworld: @elonjames your hat is made of voodoo, #
Who's at #STPIATC? @harrislacewell @marclamonthill @jsmooth995 @reetamac and more! Um, why arent you here? #seriouslywhy? #
Oh look, @basseyworld decided to show upm #STPIATC #
At @louderARTS @tarabetts on stage now. She has a book. #askabouther #STPIATC #
Okay, thats not fair. #WhereAreYou? RT @realdawnsummers: OMG! I think that's @elonjames! He is taking pictures…I recognized him by his hat #
Granted vRT @CurryGrrl: @elonjames LOL at CPL! Permission to use requested. #
#Theoretically #ActuallyBasseyWillBeFineItsMeImWorriedAbout RT @ChrisMacDen: @elonjames you both will be great @basseyworld #
#ColoredPeopleLogic #CPL RT @basseyworld: And technically, I'm not late because I never said what time I would be there. I am early. #
Thank you! #STPIATC RT @emarvelous: @elonjames Break a leg, you guys! #
#ReasonableQuestions RT @harrislacewell: @marclamonthill how do I make it to Penn station from NJ faster than you from 120th and Broadway!? #
Ugh, Black People. #STPIATC RT @basseyworld: Oh the calamity! But I am officially on my way! #
Aw snap, @lprocope is hosting tonight at @louderARTS. She speaks better than you. #quoteme #STPIATC #
I have arrived @louderARTS good crowd already! The open mic has started. Me and @basseyworld go up lata! #STPIATC #
Why yes, there IS a hashtag for the show. With @basseyworld & me in the same space we gotta TWEET it, SON! #Word2BigBird #
COUNTDOWN to "She's The Poet, I am the Comedian" #STPIATC T – 2 hours – BE THERE – http://is.gd/2wulw #
RT @WEEKinBLACKNESS: 2NITE! NYC – "She's The Poet. I am the Comedian." http://is.gd/2wulw – @basseyworld & @Elonjames = AWESOME #
Ugh, Black People … RT @harrislacewell: @elonjames We are running late! Please don't start on time. #
If @harrislacewell says she's going, U SHOULD TOO. She's friggin' brilliant. – #STPIATC – NYC – 2NITE – http://is.gd/2wulw #
I second that. RT @NY2NO: @wkamaubell I will mos definitely be there Saturday! http://bit.ly/1Eipk4 #
PLEASE RT! – 2NITE! NYC – "She's The Poet. I am the Comedian." http://is.gd/2wulw – @basseyworld & @Elonjames = AWESOME #
Gays with Guns is like Negroes with Degrees. CRAZYTALK! RT @elprofe316: @elonjames What do you do with White Gays with guns? #Conundrum #
Know whats Awesome? White Americans. Know whats Not? The rest of ya'll NAZIS! #RealAmericansWhoLoveJesus #
HealthCare is like Heaven. Folks who dont get it/there don't deserve it. (looking at you GAYS & Poor SIck People) #RealAmericansWhoLoveJesus #
Know whats good? Guns. Know whats Bad? Gays trying 2 destroy the sanctity of marriage.EFFING GAYS! #RealAmericansWhoLoveJesus #
I don't want higher taxes on the RICH cause, although Im poor, 1 day i COULD be rich, & THEN what? #RealAmericansWhoLoveJesus #
Who's Malnourished, Under insured & constantly being a burden to REAL Americans who love Jesus? #PoorPeople #Hilarious! #
Poor People Are Poor because they are bad human beings. So why do they deserve food and HealthCare? #GodSaidNoObviously #
Who cares what the Poor eats? Theyre POOR RT @GoliadChica:…pple need 2b speaking out abt what we bsclly force our low income people 2 eat #
Well we could put YOU up instead? #PutUpOrShutUp RT @pittswiley: @elonjames OK so we know shes worth $6 Yourself? #UncleElonIsHurtingTheTeam #
CNN just said "Toldya So" about people almost drowing this weekend. #WTFisWRONGwithYOUguys? #
Lets get something clear @basseyworld is one of the best poets you will see perform. For $6 this is a STEAL. #QuoteMe #
Yes. I speak in 140 Chars. RT @basseyworld:…My poetry is not twitter hilarious. @elonjames is exactly the same person… I am not. #
I blame @baratunde. He knew dropping #365Black on my table would set me off. YOU KNOW HOW I GET SON! #BaratundeTheManipulator #
#TrueStory – I travel for Food. RT @Noireboss1: groceries from supermarkets in depressed areas are worse. bad meat and old produce (yuck!) #
RT @JJFAHL: @elonjames Michigan just started this program in Detroit. http://bit.ly/8jDiP #
Trust me folks. I've been in the sitch where I looked at milk & thought "Too Expensive." Milk ain't a meal. Soda? $.89 2 Ltr #
Folks aren't thinking "Servings" People are thinking "I got $5." RT @SpenceLowry: 16 servings of milk per gallon =$0.25per serving #
RT @crisgray:KFC test marketing the "Double Down" Sandwich. Replaces bread with fried chicken! http://bit.ly/1ZRVQ Probably will b $0.99. #
#WORD2 RT @jsmooth995:I do appreciate them cont. tradition of the mighty baobab tree, whose bark secretes trans fat 2 poison young villagers #
#WORD RT @jsmooth995: McD's salads are like a crack dealer saying "hey I also have some aspirin in my pocket" ..you're still a crack dealer! #
#TheseAreTheFacts RT @littlebrownjen: Burger=$1. Milk=$4 smdh.. #
RT @emokidsloveme: My "issue" with McD's is those 365black ads. "Here black people, drink sugar, caffeine &death while listening to Dwele." #
Too bad its not cheaper to buy. #justsayin RT @JeremyMeyers: @elonjames salad is cheaper to produce than burgers. just sayin. #
Cause we're taking their guns… #TownHallersAreDumb RT @Mychal_Smith: THIS needs to be part of the healthcare debate…why isn't it? #
RT @Andrea1908: Detroit is taking the urban gardening approach. All the grocerystore chains moved out, so ppl started growing their own food #
My "Current" issue is the idea of "We're here for YOU." concept that McD's is pushing. Wanna sell crap? Fine. Dont Bullshit me #
Its hard to beat cheap food in a poor neighborhood. Black or White. RT @Zonk690: Any discussions on possible solutions? #
#LighterNote: TONIGHT! NYC – "She's The Poet. I am the Comedian." http://is.gd/2wulw – @basseyworld & @Elonjames = AWESOME #
#TrueStory RT @jonubian: & let's not forget corner stores & bodegas. Finding decent food in the hood is like playing Where's Waldo #
#Absolutely RT @bretta75: but McD, isnt the only co. that provds poor qualty. food; all procssd food is unhealthy. Prob. Is lack of $/ educ. #
#HellNo But Popeye's doesn't tell me how awesome it is for blacks RT @nicolemwms:…against unhealthy cheap food. Popeyes is safe? #
Popeyes isn't insulting my intelligence… RT @JeremyMeyers: fast food in gen. wendys, popeyes, churchs, b. king. not fair 2 pick on just 1 #
They are targeting Black folks. With Calvin, #365Black & other crappy crap. @elonjames Y do u think it's a Black comm. issue? #
Ailments via crappy food in the Blck Comm. is a known issue. RT @bretta75: @elonjames Y do u think it's a Black comm. issue? #
No one forces U to eat a big mac. But if you got 3 dollars to your name & its $.99 Big Mac Day, what are U eating? An Apple? #
By the way? Personal Responsibility still stands. But economic conditions also play a role. Micky D's knows this. #
Some of those Salads have the Caloric load of a Double Cheeseburger. Green dont make shit healthy #ElonWritesAFitnessColumn #
By the way? Micky D Salads are not cool either. They ONLY did that when they were labeled the AntiChrist re:"Super Size Me" #
I was busy not paying attention to evil corps. RT @smashedthehomie: Where have y'all been? That site has been out for months…even a year #
Re: Micky D's RT @simoncowart: Not to mention underpaying employment offerings with very limited upward mobility. #TrueStory #
Can we take a moment to acknowledge McDonalds has taken advantage of the Black community w/ cheap dangerous food? #TrueStory #
"Micky D's has branched out2 the Afri-American community nourishing it w/ valuable programs & opportunities…" And Diabetes. #
"Like the unique African Baobab tree…" Um…Does Micky D's know that its Micky D's? http://is.gd/2wryL #
Um @baratunde? I know U have all that #futureof $$ but building a website like #365black is not a cool way to give me a stroke #

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-24

Elon James White — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 01:53:00 +0000

#truestory RT @LilMissBrooklyn: Hey twitterville, Just came back from a open mic featuring @basseyworld and @elonjames… it was great. #
#truestory RT @elprofe316: The Back of 13: It's All About the Hate. ™ @tarabetts #
Aww. Look at me and bass blush RT @iluvblackwomen: @elonjames @bassyworld tore it up at their event! #
#STPIATC RT @harrislacewell: Ok for real @basseyworld is BEYOND! I love her. Her poetry, her spirit, her beauty. Oh my God. I love her. #
Heres why @basseyworld sucks. She was nervous, and is destroying the stage right now. They love her! #ElonHasALottoFollow #STPIATC #
RT @elprofe316: Phyllis Hyman poem from @basseyworld. #WikipediaIsYourFriend #GoLearnSomeShit #STPIATC #
I wish i could express to you how much this ISNT A GAME! #STPIATC @basseyworld is on the stage! #GETFAMILIAR #
Awwww 'ish – @basseyworld is about to hit the stage. Its about to get real serious up in this B!TCH!!!!!! #STPIATC #
My hat is made of awesome #AskAboutMe #STPIATC RT @basseyworld: @elonjames your hat is made of voodoo, #
Who's at #STPIATC? @harrislacewell @marclamonthill @jsmooth995 @reetamac and more! Um, why arent you here? #seriouslywhy? #
Oh look, @basseyworld decided to show upm #STPIATC #
At @louderARTS @tarabetts on stage now. She has a book. #askabouther #STPIATC #
Okay, thats not fair. #WhereAreYou? RT @realdawnsummers: OMG! I think that's @elonjames! He is taking pictures…I recognized him by his hat #
Granted vRT @CurryGrrl: @elonjames LOL at CPL! Permission to use requested. #
#Theoretically #ActuallyBasseyWillBeFineItsMeImWorriedAbout RT @ChrisMacDen: @elonjames you both will be great @basseyworld #
#ColoredPeopleLogic #CPL RT @basseyworld: And technically, I'm not late because I never said what time I would be there. I am early. #
Thank you! #STPIATC RT @emarvelous: @elonjames Break a leg, you guys! #
#ReasonableQuestions RT @harrislacewell: @marclamonthill how do I make it to Penn station from NJ faster than you from 120th and Broadway!? #
Ugh, Black People. #STPIATC RT @basseyworld: Oh the calamity! But I am officially on my way! #
Aw snap, @lprocope is hosting tonight at @louderARTS. She speaks better than you. #quoteme #STPIATC #
I have arrived @louderARTS good crowd already! The open mic has started. Me and @basseyworld go up lata! #STPIATC #
Why yes, there IS a hashtag for the show. With @basseyworld & me in the same space we gotta TWEET it, SON! #Word2BigBird #
COUNTDOWN to "She's The Poet, I am the Comedian" #STPIATC T – 2 hours – BE THERE – http://is.gd/2wulw #
RT @WEEKinBLACKNESS: 2NITE! NYC – "She's The Poet. I am the Comedian." http://is.gd/2wulw – @basseyworld & @Elonjames = AWESOME #
Ugh, Black People … RT @harrislacewell: @elonjames We are running late! Please don't start on time. #
If @harrislacewell says she's going, U SHOULD TOO. She's friggin' brilliant. – #STPIATC – NYC – 2NITE – http://is.gd/2wulw #
I second that. RT @NY2NO: @wkamaubell I will mos definitely be there Saturday! http://bit.ly/1Eipk4 #
PLEASE RT! – 2NITE! NYC – "She's The Poet. I am the Comedian." http://is.gd/2wulw – @basseyworld & @Elonjames = AWESOME #
Gays with Guns is like Negroes with Degrees. CRAZYTALK! RT @elprofe316: @elonjames What do you do with White Gays with guns? #Conundrum #
Know whats Awesome? White Americans. Know whats Not? The rest of ya'll NAZIS! #RealAmericansWhoLoveJesus #
HealthCare is like Heaven. Folks who dont get it/there don't deserve it. (looking at you GAYS & Poor SIck People) #RealAmericansWhoLoveJesus #
Know whats good? Guns. Know whats Bad? Gays trying 2 destroy the sanctity of marriage.EFFING GAYS! #RealAmericansWhoLoveJesus #
I don't want higher taxes on the RICH cause, although Im poor, 1 day i COULD be rich, & THEN what? #RealAmericansWhoLoveJesus #
Who's Malnourished, Under insured & constantly being a burden to REAL Americans who love Jesus? #PoorPeople #Hilarious! #
Poor People Are Poor because they are bad human beings. So why do they deserve food and HealthCare? #GodSaidNoObviously #
Who cares what the Poor eats? Theyre POOR RT @GoliadChica:…pple need 2b speaking out abt what we bsclly force our low income people 2 eat #
Well we could put YOU up instead? #PutUpOrShutUp RT @pittswiley: @elonjames OK so we know shes worth $6 Yourself? #UncleElonIsHurtingTheTeam #
CNN just said "Toldya So" about people almost drowing this weekend. #WTFisWRONGwithYOUguys? #
Lets get something clear @basseyworld is one of the best poets you will see perform. For $6 this is a STEAL. #QuoteMe #
Yes. I speak in 140 Chars. RT @basseyworld:…My poetry is not twitter hilarious. @elonjames is exactly the same person… I am not. #
I blame @baratunde. He knew dropping #365Black on my table would set me off. YOU KNOW HOW I GET SON! #BaratundeTheManipulator #
#TrueStory – I travel for Food. RT @Noireboss1: groceries from supermarkets in depressed areas are worse. bad meat and old produce (yuck!) #
RT @JJFAHL: @elonjames Michigan just started this program in Detroit. http://bit.ly/8jDiP #
Trust me folks. I've been in the sitch where I looked at milk & thought "Too Expensive." Milk ain't a meal. Soda? $.89 2 Ltr #
Folks aren't thinking "Servings" People are thinking "I got $5." RT @SpenceLowry: 16 servings of milk per gallon =$0.25per serving #
RT @crisgray:KFC test marketing the "Double Down" Sandwich. Replaces bread with fried chicken! http://bit.ly/1ZRVQ Probably will b $0.99. #
#WORD2 RT @jsmooth995:I do appreciate them cont. tradition of the mighty baobab tree, whose bark secretes trans fat 2 poison young villagers #
#WORD RT @jsmooth995: McD's salads are like a crack dealer saying "hey I also have some aspirin in my pocket" ..you're still a crack dealer! #
#TheseAreTheFacts RT @littlebrownjen: Burger=$1. Milk=$4 smdh.. #
RT @emokidsloveme: My "issue" with McD's is those 365black ads. "Here black people, drink sugar, caffeine &death while listening to Dwele." #
Too bad its not cheaper to buy. #justsayin RT @JeremyMeyers: @elonjames salad is cheaper to produce than burgers. just sayin. #
Cause we're taking their guns… #TownHallersAreDumb RT @Mychal_Smith: THIS needs to be part of the healthcare debate…why isn't it? #
RT @Andrea1908: Detroit is taking the urban gardening approach. All the grocerystore chains moved out, so ppl started growing their own food #
My "Current" issue is the idea of "We're here for YOU." concept that McD's is pushing. Wanna sell crap? Fine. Dont Bullshit me #
Its hard to beat cheap food in a poor neighborhood. Black or White. RT @Zonk690: Any discussions on possible solutions? #
#LighterNote: TONIGHT! NYC – "She's The Poet. I am the Comedian." http://is.gd/2wulw – @basseyworld & @Elonjames = AWESOME #
#TrueStory RT @jonubian: & let's not forget corner stores & bodegas. Finding decent food in the hood is like playing Where's Waldo #
#Absolutely RT @bretta75: but McD, isnt the only co. that provds poor qualty. food; all procssd food is unhealthy. Prob. Is lack of $/ educ. #
#HellNo But Popeye's doesn't tell me how awesome it is for blacks RT @nicolemwms:…against unhealthy cheap food. Popeyes is safe? #
Popeyes isn't insulting my intelligence… RT @JeremyMeyers: fast food in gen. wendys, popeyes, churchs, b. king. not fair 2 pick on just 1 #
They are targeting Black folks. With Calvin, #365Black & other crappy crap. @elonjames Y do u think it's a Black comm. issue? #
Ailments via crappy food in the Blck Comm. is a known issue. RT @bretta75: @elonjames Y do u think it's a Black comm. issue? #
No one forces U to eat a big mac. But if you got 3 dollars to your name & its $.99 Big Mac Day, what are U eating? An Apple? #
By the way? Personal Responsibility still stands. But economic conditions also play a role. Micky D's knows this. #
Some of those Salads have the Caloric load of a Double Cheeseburger. Green dont make shit healthy #ElonWritesAFitnessColumn #
By the way? Micky D Salads are not cool either. They ONLY did that when they were labeled the AntiChrist re:"Super Size Me" #
I was busy not paying attention to evil corps. RT @smashedthehomie: Where have y'all been? That site has been out for months…even a year #
Re: Micky D's RT @simoncowart: Not to mention underpaying employment offerings with very limited upward mobility. #TrueStory #
Can we take a moment to acknowledge McDonalds has taken advantage of the Black community w/ cheap dangerous food? #TrueStory #
"Micky D's has branched out2 the Afri-American community nourishing it w/ valuable programs & opportunities…" And Diabetes. #
"Like the unique African Baobab tree…" Um…Does Micky D's know that its Micky D's? http://is.gd/2wryL #
Um @baratunde? I know U have all that #futureof $$ but building a website like #365black is not a cool way to give me a stroke #