Aug 28

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-28

Posted by Elon James White on Friday Aug 28, 2009 Under tweets
  • I'm at Brooklyn Public House (247 Dekalb Ave, Vanderbilt Ave, New York). http://bit.ly/vOUHM #
  • #ItWillNotWork RT @lprocope: @elonjames and Hassan are arguing whether or not a spiked moat will keep us safe from zombies… #
  • Not having a plan is #CRAZYtalk RT @reetamac: @elonjames and @lprocope tell me I need a zombie plan. What do you think Twitter? #
  • I'm at The Alibi (242 DeKalb Ave, at Vanderbilt, Brooklyn). http://bit.ly/xB8NA #
  • HA! RT @Villager: I dunno my brotha … Ving Rhames is still my goto guy during the #ZombieApocalypse … but, u can come along for back-up! #
  • #LittleJewsMakeTerribleNinjas #QuoteMe RT @ms_treesap: @elonjames Pfft, for all you know she's been taking ninja classes when you were out! #
  • Gay Zombie Porn? #ShesInSoMuchTrouble RT @ChrisMacDen: @elonjames or gay porn. Prague is a big place for that too #
  • #LyricalUppercut RT @elprofe316: @lprocope Come awn nah. Let's do that shite. (But who do we invite?) #
  • I, on the other hand have AMAZING #ZombieFightingSkills During the #ZombieApocalypse you'll want to swear allegiance to me ;) #
  • Anytime some weird European monster shit goes down its in Prague. She wont stand a chance. #GFisBADwithZOMBIES #GFinPRAGUE #
  • Day 3 of #GFinPRAGUE: Is it odd I'm absolutely sure she's being chased by Vampires and/or Zombies? #WeirdShitHappensInPrague #
  • Are you in the DC area? Do you want to witness Steele be all Steele-y? Todays the last day to RSVP for it – hucollegerepublicans@gmail.com #
  • The fact that people weren't sure if I was kidding is the most telling moment of all. #TrueStory #SteeleAtHoward #
  • Note: Steele hasn't spoken at Howard yet. These are simply my predictions of his speech. Some of ya'll started to wonder… ;) #
  • "Ever heard of Cash for Clunkers? Why not Chitlins for Negroes joining GOP. Yall KNOW ya'll like chitlins…" #SteeleAtHoward #
  • "The GOP needs Blacks and Hispanics. And not in that "Being a Nanny & Cleaning the house" sorta way…" #SteeleAtHoward #
  • "Universal Healthcare? Why not just call it "Keeping Negroes healthy so they can be in Prison longer." #SteeleAtHoward #
  • "My soul? I sold that YEARS ago. Thats sorta what you do as a Negro in the GOP. But NOW I can hail cabs so…" #SteeleAtHoward #
  • I hope Michael Steele & McD's #365Black dont ever work together. Between the GOP & Diabetes Black folk wont stand a chance. #
  • Do I have any Howard Followers? Can you please, for the love of God, LiveTweet Michale Steele speaking? #Ibegthee #
  • But now its VINTAGE ;) RT @poliscipunk: @elonjames I'll make you a deal: I'll buy a #TWiB Mug and T-Shirt if you make another #TWiB! #
  • I'm at Rancho Alegre (204 Garfield Place, at 7th Ave, Brooklyn). http://bit.ly/2rRIqb #
  • "What if we sweeten the pot? You join the GOP, we create a public fried chicken option? Mac & cheese? Hmm?" #SteeleAtHoward #
  • "You Negroes like Guns. The GOP likes Guns. Why WOULDNT you join? Think Black people, THINK!" #SteeleAtHoward #
  • "I mean, ya'll already call each other Niggas, so being in the GOP should make you feel right at home!" #SteeleAtHoward #
  • "The GOP is the Party for Young Black People. Even if they don't particularly like Young Black People…" #SteeleAtHoward #
  • Oh please let a Howard Student kick him in the shin. RT @jasonrashaad: Chances are hes bringing chicken & collard greens: http://is.gd/2EiH9 #
  • I wonder will he rap… RT @TatianaKing: Michael Steele hosting a tow hall @ Howard on Sept 1st?…i have a feeling this will be funny #
  • #PinappleMargaritasWillEndAllWar #ThatPlusGuacamole RT @missmiranda: @elonjames Mexican food brunch? Ah lawd! #
  • Alright. I have been summoned to a #FridayBrunch. Gmail Contacts be DAMNED. #MexicanFoodisWhyTheCagedBirdSings #
  • #ImCoolerThanYou Cause I'm spending my Fri. Afternoon properly organizing my Gmail & BB contacts to sync properly. #EffingNerd #
  • #NoBooze? Who R U & where's Lynne? RT @lprocope: …by 2. I won't booze but I can be persuaded to schmooze & eat an amazing salad. #
  • #BestFFToday RT @CurryGrrl: #FF @elonjames because, in the words of my British aunt, "I've never known a Negro quite like this one before." #
  • #TheRealestThingYouEverWrote RT @JeffEsquire: @elonjames #BRUNCHHARDORGOHOME #
  • #IamAnArtist ;) RT @profblmkelley: RT @ChrisMacDen: @elonjames I love your new pics.// yeah, what up the skinny, serious black and whites? #
  • Um…are we brunchin today? RT @lprocope: Unless its @elonjames … He'll just make you gain 30lbs eating brunch every day. #
  • Now I have to come up with a #LYRICALUPPERCUT shirt. ;) #ElonIsACapitalist RT @kathleenadele: @elonjames I would totally buy. #
  • HA! #MightHappen RT @KnockoutEd: @elonjames I want a #LyricalUIppercut tee. Make it happen. It should have the poem "REALLY?" on the back. #
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Aug 28

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-28

Posted by Elon James White on Friday Aug 28, 2009 Under tweets
  • I'm at Brooklyn Public House (247 Dekalb Ave, Vanderbilt Ave, New York). http://bit.ly/vOUHM #
  • #ItWillNotWork RT @lprocope: @elonjames and Hassan are arguing whether or not a spiked moat will keep us safe from zombies… #
  • Not having a plan is #CRAZYtalk RT @reetamac: @elonjames and @lprocope tell me I need a zombie plan. What do you think Twitter? #
  • I'm at The Alibi (242 DeKalb Ave, at Vanderbilt, Brooklyn). http://bit.ly/xB8NA #
  • HA! RT @Villager: I dunno my brotha … Ving Rhames is still my goto guy during the #ZombieApocalypse … but, u can come along for back-up! #
  • #LittleJewsMakeTerribleNinjas #QuoteMe RT @ms_treesap: @elonjames Pfft, for all you know she's been taking ninja classes when you were out! #
  • Gay Zombie Porn? #ShesInSoMuchTrouble RT @ChrisMacDen: @elonjames or gay porn. Prague is a big place for that too #
  • #LyricalUppercut RT @elprofe316: @lprocope Come awn nah. Let's do that shite. (But who do we invite?) #
  • I, on the other hand have AMAZING #ZombieFightingSkills During the #ZombieApocalypse you'll want to swear allegiance to me ;) #
  • Anytime some weird European monster shit goes down its in Prague. She wont stand a chance. #GFisBADwithZOMBIES #GFinPRAGUE #
  • Day 3 of #GFinPRAGUE: Is it odd I'm absolutely sure she's being chased by Vampires and/or Zombies? #WeirdShitHappensInPrague #
  • Are you in the DC area? Do you want to witness Steele be all Steele-y? Todays the last day to RSVP for it – hucollegerepublicans@gmail.com #
  • The fact that people weren't sure if I was kidding is the most telling moment of all. #TrueStory #SteeleAtHoward #
  • Note: Steele hasn't spoken at Howard yet. These are simply my predictions of his speech. Some of ya'll started to wonder… ;) #
  • "Ever heard of Cash for Clunkers? Why not Chitlins for Negroes joining GOP. Yall KNOW ya'll like chitlins…" #SteeleAtHoward #
  • "The GOP needs Blacks and Hispanics. And not in that "Being a Nanny & Cleaning the house" sorta way…" #SteeleAtHoward #
  • "Universal Healthcare? Why not just call it "Keeping Negroes healthy so they can be in Prison longer." #SteeleAtHoward #
  • "My soul? I sold that YEARS ago. Thats sorta what you do as a Negro in the GOP. But NOW I can hail cabs so…" #SteeleAtHoward #
  • I hope Michael Steele & McD's #365Black dont ever work together. Between the GOP & Diabetes Black folk wont stand a chance. #
  • Do I have any Howard Followers? Can you please, for the love of God, LiveTweet Michale Steele speaking? #Ibegthee #
  • But now its VINTAGE ;) RT @poliscipunk: @elonjames I'll make you a deal: I'll buy a #TWiB Mug and T-Shirt if you make another #TWiB! #
  • I'm at Rancho Alegre (204 Garfield Place, at 7th Ave, Brooklyn). http://bit.ly/2rRIqb #
  • "What if we sweeten the pot? You join the GOP, we create a public fried chicken option? Mac & cheese? Hmm?" #SteeleAtHoward #
  • "You Negroes like Guns. The GOP likes Guns. Why WOULDNT you join? Think Black people, THINK!" #SteeleAtHoward #
  • "I mean, ya'll already call each other Niggas, so being in the GOP should make you feel right at home!" #SteeleAtHoward #
  • "The GOP is the Party for Young Black People. Even if they don't particularly like Young Black People…" #SteeleAtHoward #
  • Oh please let a Howard Student kick him in the shin. RT @jasonrashaad: Chances are hes bringing chicken & collard greens: http://is.gd/2EiH9 #
  • I wonder will he rap… RT @TatianaKing: Michael Steele hosting a tow hall @ Howard on Sept 1st?…i have a feeling this will be funny #
  • #PinappleMargaritasWillEndAllWar #ThatPlusGuacamole RT @missmiranda: @elonjames Mexican food brunch? Ah lawd! #
  • Alright. I have been summoned to a #FridayBrunch. Gmail Contacts be DAMNED. #MexicanFoodisWhyTheCagedBirdSings #
  • #ImCoolerThanYou Cause I'm spending my Fri. Afternoon properly organizing my Gmail & BB contacts to sync properly. #EffingNerd #
  • #NoBooze? Who R U & where's Lynne? RT @lprocope: …by 2. I won't booze but I can be persuaded to schmooze & eat an amazing salad. #
  • #BestFFToday RT @CurryGrrl: #FF @elonjames because, in the words of my British aunt, "I've never known a Negro quite like this one before." #
  • #TheRealestThingYouEverWrote RT @JeffEsquire: @elonjames #BRUNCHHARDORGOHOME #
  • #IamAnArtist ;) RT @profblmkelley: RT @ChrisMacDen: @elonjames I love your new pics.// yeah, what up the skinny, serious black and whites? #
  • Um…are we brunchin today? RT @lprocope: Unless its @elonjames … He'll just make you gain 30lbs eating brunch every day. #
  • Now I have to come up with a #LYRICALUPPERCUT shirt. ;) #ElonIsACapitalist RT @kathleenadele: @elonjames I would totally buy. #
  • HA! #MightHappen RT @KnockoutEd: @elonjames I want a #LyricalUIppercut tee. Make it happen. It should have the poem "REALLY?" on the back. #
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Aug 27

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-27

Posted by Elon James White on Thursday Aug 27, 2009 Under tweets
  • HA! RT @chicagostyle: @elonjames how many stereotypes will I reinforce if I say I need to wait til I get paid??? #
  • Optimus Primes voice was ruined when they made him say "My Bad" RT @pasch1X: @elonjames the voice of optimis prime-#BRUNCHisNOTaGAME #
  • You can make that happen at this very moment ;) RT @chicagostyle: @elonjames ok, I need a we brunch hard tee #
  • Now buy a shirt ;) RT @lprocope: @Mychal_Smith @elonjames @basseyworld @reetamac **Mycal honey you could always come to brunch!!!** #
  • I can see that ;) RT @PerfectPeace263: @elonjames Samuel L. Jackson is the best choice to say #brunchisnotagame #
  • And Bombs…dont forget the bombs…RT @JeremyMeyers: @elonjames you wouldn't be able to hear it over the sirens #BRUNCHisNOTaGAME #
  • I imagined Funk Master Flex… RT @JeremyMeyers: @elonjames the #BRUNCHisNOTaGAME hashtag is better if you picture Mystikal saying it. #
  • http://twib.me/store – DO IT! RT @TheLovely1: @elonjames Where do I get my tee shirt! #
  • #BRUNCHisNOTaGAME RT @Mychal_Smith: @elonjames son…"We BRUNCH Hard" t-shirts?? you're a madman.. #
  • Um…#WhatchuTalkinBoutWillis? @KAIZENcoach: guess that's why you stopped tweeting with us little people…you're just too big now. #
  • You want your #TWIB Swag? MAKE IT HAPPEN – http://twib.me/store #
  • NICE, TWITPIC IT NOW! RT @lprocope: @elonjames hey! Hey! Hey! I got my new TWIB T-shirt in the mail today! Its very very awesome! #
  • Currently im booking my show. I hope to get me and her out soon though! RT @ChitownStu: @elonjames you alone or you and @bassyworld? #
  • "i" love that I have people. Its strange. I'm not used to it yet ;) RT @ChrisMacDen: @elonjames I love that you have people! #
  • I have the MNGMT Folks hitting them up… RT @ChrisMacDen: Did you contact the places I mentioned? Black Box at Prince is really cool space #
  • Perform ;) RT @Kalediscope: @elonjames what r u looking for exactly? a place to live or just to visit? #
  • Definitely looking at Philly. Was checking Ardmore but looking for more Philly-Centric spots. RT @ChitownStu: Phila not getting the love?? #
  • Awwww snap. RT @Rizzz: @elonjames Wed. is the new Thurs. ;) So yeah, we do. #
  • Hey #DC, do you guys check out shows on Wednesdays. Looking to book a few dates out there! #
  • #WhoWillSaveTheYouth? RT @cnichols82: come on, its repetitive and talk about taking shots. My 15 year old brother will worship it. #
  • Argh. RT @BrunoMarti: @elonjames Ghetto Techo is one of the song Chase & Status did they also working on the new Rihanna cd too #
  • I'm from #BKLYN so I'm a hardcore HOV fan But this? Horrendous. RT @TheLovely1: @elonjames Is it THAT BAD?! Hov usually never misses. #
  • I understand Hovs being artistic. Doesnt want to be stagnant. Maybe Europe will LOVE "Ghetto Techno" #BrooklynWillNot #QuoteMe #
  • I'm on my 3rd listen of Hov's "Ghetto Techno". Trying not to hate…He's thinking outside of the box…the box of good music #
  • WTF is this #Fuckery? RT @ToureX: RT @dopeboySHAKE: this new Jay-Z joint Ghetto Techno (http://tinyurl.com/m5ncxd) is ummm…. yea #
  • Um, Queens don't watch TV. I thought we established this… RT @lprocope: Oh twitter nation… I need your help. I want to buy a 32" TV. #
  • Day 2 of #GFinPRAGUE: I'm fine. Forget her. I got a life, son! #LIES #FauxBravado #MySoulFeelsColdAndAlone #
  • Supporting A Good choice for NOLA & Getting a chance to Dine with @harrislacewell? How can you NOT do this? -http://bit.ly/16vve0 #
  • The GOP says yes, long as the program is of the opposite sex… RT @Nimbusyosh: wow….. Can you HAVE a crush on a computer program? #
  • You Black people and your Crack… RT @heather11483: @elonjames so is that like when people have a 'crush' on crack or gambling? ;-) #
  • STOP TRYING TO DEFINE MY LOVE! #FauxRage RT @ZerlinaM: @elonjames um…u have a #twittercrush on the network or on ur friends on twitter? #
  • Is it possible to have a #TwitterCrush on Twitter itself? When i dont hear from it i get antsy & wonder whats wrong. ;) #
  • #NewRulesForWhenGFisInPrague: No more beers the size of my head. Reason why? I think its Obvious. #
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Aug 27

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-27

Posted by Elon James White on Thursday Aug 27, 2009 Under tweets
  • HA! RT @chicagostyle: @elonjames how many stereotypes will I reinforce if I say I need to wait til I get paid??? #
  • Optimus Primes voice was ruined when they made him say "My Bad" RT @pasch1X: @elonjames the voice of optimis prime-#BRUNCHisNOTaGAME #
  • You can make that happen at this very moment ;) RT @chicagostyle: @elonjames ok, I need a we brunch hard tee #
  • Now buy a shirt ;) RT @lprocope: @Mychal_Smith @elonjames @basseyworld @reetamac **Mycal honey you could always come to brunch!!!** #
  • I can see that ;) RT @PerfectPeace263: @elonjames Samuel L. Jackson is the best choice to say #brunchisnotagame #
  • And Bombs…dont forget the bombs…RT @JeremyMeyers: @elonjames you wouldn't be able to hear it over the sirens #BRUNCHisNOTaGAME #
  • I imagined Funk Master Flex… RT @JeremyMeyers: @elonjames the #BRUNCHisNOTaGAME hashtag is better if you picture Mystikal saying it. #
  • http://twib.me/store – DO IT! RT @TheLovely1: @elonjames Where do I get my tee shirt! #
  • #BRUNCHisNOTaGAME RT @Mychal_Smith: @elonjames son…"We BRUNCH Hard" t-shirts?? you're a madman.. #
  • Um…#WhatchuTalkinBoutWillis? @KAIZENcoach: guess that's why you stopped tweeting with us little people…you're just too big now. #
  • You want your #TWIB Swag? MAKE IT HAPPEN – http://twib.me/store #
  • NICE, TWITPIC IT NOW! RT @lprocope: @elonjames hey! Hey! Hey! I got my new TWIB T-shirt in the mail today! Its very very awesome! #
  • Currently im booking my show. I hope to get me and her out soon though! RT @ChitownStu: @elonjames you alone or you and @bassyworld? #
  • "i" love that I have people. Its strange. I'm not used to it yet ;) RT @ChrisMacDen: @elonjames I love that you have people! #
  • I have the MNGMT Folks hitting them up… RT @ChrisMacDen: Did you contact the places I mentioned? Black Box at Prince is really cool space #
  • Perform ;) RT @Kalediscope: @elonjames what r u looking for exactly? a place to live or just to visit? #
  • Definitely looking at Philly. Was checking Ardmore but looking for more Philly-Centric spots. RT @ChitownStu: Phila not getting the love?? #
  • Awwww snap. RT @Rizzz: @elonjames Wed. is the new Thurs. ;) So yeah, we do. #
  • Hey #DC, do you guys check out shows on Wednesdays. Looking to book a few dates out there! #
  • #WhoWillSaveTheYouth? RT @cnichols82: come on, its repetitive and talk about taking shots. My 15 year old brother will worship it. #
  • Argh. RT @BrunoMarti: @elonjames Ghetto Techo is one of the song Chase & Status did they also working on the new Rihanna cd too #
  • I'm from #BKLYN so I'm a hardcore HOV fan But this? Horrendous. RT @TheLovely1: @elonjames Is it THAT BAD?! Hov usually never misses. #
  • I understand Hovs being artistic. Doesnt want to be stagnant. Maybe Europe will LOVE "Ghetto Techno" #BrooklynWillNot #QuoteMe #
  • I'm on my 3rd listen of Hov's "Ghetto Techno". Trying not to hate…He's thinking outside of the box…the box of good music #
  • WTF is this #Fuckery? RT @ToureX: RT @dopeboySHAKE: this new Jay-Z joint Ghetto Techno (http://tinyurl.com/m5ncxd) is ummm…. yea #
  • Um, Queens don't watch TV. I thought we established this… RT @lprocope: Oh twitter nation… I need your help. I want to buy a 32" TV. #
  • Day 2 of #GFinPRAGUE: I'm fine. Forget her. I got a life, son! #LIES #FauxBravado #MySoulFeelsColdAndAlone #
  • Supporting A Good choice for NOLA & Getting a chance to Dine with @harrislacewell? How can you NOT do this? -http://bit.ly/16vve0 #
  • The GOP says yes, long as the program is of the opposite sex… RT @Nimbusyosh: wow….. Can you HAVE a crush on a computer program? #
  • You Black people and your Crack… RT @heather11483: @elonjames so is that like when people have a 'crush' on crack or gambling? ;-) #
  • STOP TRYING TO DEFINE MY LOVE! #FauxRage RT @ZerlinaM: @elonjames um…u have a #twittercrush on the network or on ur friends on twitter? #
  • Is it possible to have a #TwitterCrush on Twitter itself? When i dont hear from it i get antsy & wonder whats wrong. ;) #
  • #NewRulesForWhenGFisInPrague: No more beers the size of my head. Reason why? I think its Obvious. #
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Aug 26

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-26

Posted by Elon James White on Wednesday Aug 26, 2009 Under tweets
  • I was with negroes! Tis not my gfult!… RT @BrunoMarti: @elonjames why are u standing on the corner of layfayette & fulton all loud #
  • #AskAboutMe RT @lprocope: Omg… @elonjames drinking the largest lager ever in the history of evers. Wheres Guiness? http://mypict.me/rKAB #
  • Im not low carbing tonight. I eat steak WAY too much ;) RT @doughboy71: @elonjames What happened to eating steak, that sounds better! #
  • I feel i should be healthy while the G/F is out of town. Beer & Bratwurst is healthy right? #SeemsHealthyToMe #GFinPRAGUE #
  • Its that easy people. You hit up @WhitesmithEnt and they send me to your school. #JustLikeThat – http://twib.me/booking #
  • Well Thank U. Will C U soon! RT @siavalore: i'm Dawg Daze staff & I passed ur info 2 our ent. guy as soon as u said u were doing colleges #
  • I didn't until i saw this tweet. ;) RT @TatianaKing: I want some fondue. #
  • Brunch can be grilled! #BRUNCHisUNIVERSALunlikeHEALTHCARE RT @wetzeledit:…Feeling like @elonjames ecept we don't #BrunchHard, #WeGrillHard #
  • Exactly. #CoveringAllBases RT @ChrisMacDen: @elonjames does the GF come to the Bar mitzvah to give you #jewcred? #
  • BOOM! The Official "How To" Guide on bringing Certified Blackness™ to your College/University/Bar Mitzvah – http://twib.me/booking #
  • Hey #Seattle? I'll be at the University of Washington Late September! Might do some spots around town too #LETSdoTHIS #
  • RT @Andrea1908: *hangs head in shame* I don't like hotsauce, watermelon, blackeyed peas, or R Kelly. I'm usually on time.Here's my card. LOL #
  • #DAMNthatsBLACK RT @lizditz: @elonjames grits with butter & hotsauce for me, please. Hold the cheese. Bacon on the side. #
  • My #BrunchCard is irrevocable. #YouBettaAskSombody ;) RT @ChrisMacDen:if u can revoke cards, I as a gay man can revoke your #brunchcard #
  • I dunno sir. Can you clap on beat? RT @brandon_dnl: @elonjames I like all of the above, I'm still white, right? #GETaDNAtest #
  • Well hand over your #LightSkinnededCard too… RT @_Kristiana_: @elonjames you can't take my black card cuz it's already been revoked! #
  • HA! RT @ManyStyles: RT @elonjames Grits with Butter & Cheese is why the Caged Bird Sings… *__________flatline © adilla #
  • #Nope #JustFood #PreferablyChicken RT @NaijaRoyale: LOL! Rude! I'm black! I'm Nigerian! LOL!<snip>…more to being black than food, right? #
  • An extremely diabetic heart… RT @CoffeebreakDMV: What?! Sugar & Grits… are like.. a Heart & it's Beat… #
  • #ThereIsNothingWrongWithThisTweet RT @SpenceLowry: @elonjames bacon in cheese grits is how its done. #
  • #ItsJustNotRight RT @Andrea1908: Sugar + Grits = Blasphemy That makes it cream of wheat. @elonjames @XPhile1908 #
  • I feel like a bouncer at #BarBlackness RT @XPhile1908: @elonjames whosaid put sugar in grits? SNATCH THAT BLACK CARD! #AtThatPointItsOatmeal #
  • #SCHOOLthesePEOPLEplease? RT @fungkeblakchik: @elonjames and don't forget to add some shrimp to those cheese grits! #
  • #AtThatPointItsOatmeal RT @_Kristiana_: @elonjames CHEESE?! I only put SUGAR on my grits!!! #
  • #SwaggerJackerOfBlackness ;) RT @meredithmo: @elonjames Are you kidding?! I fucking love grits. #
  • RT @lizzwinstead: Have Bush or Cheney issued statements about Kennedy? Or do we have to file a FOIA lawsuit to get them released #
  • Grits with Butter & Cheese is why the Caged Bird Sings… RT @BlasianBytch: @elonjames No one of any race really likes grits. #
  • #GETaDNAtest RT @NaijaRoyale: @elonjames What? I don't like grits, greens, sweet potato pie, or cheesecake. I'm still black, right!? RIGHT!? #
  • #YaDamnRight™ RT @msmwins: @elonjames Does not liking grits put me in the "questionably Black" category, too?? #
  • #Reasonable RT @baratunde: the OTHER black guy at the Onion just asked if I liked BBQ chicken wings. i said no. Now he thinks I'm not black. #
  • Some people "CLUB","PIMP", or "Ball"…I #BRUNCH. #AskAboutMe ;) RT @curtcurt010: @elonjames I didn't know brunch was that serious. lol #
  • #WOW Thanks. RT @BethGMS: Commenter @huffingtonpost recommends Chappelle mourners should check out @elonjames. Now following. #
  • Awww, thank you. RT @GoliadChica: @elonjames : I finally went to TWIB – u fkkn rock elon #
  • I should warn new followers (just got a bunch) um, hey…um…I brunch, tweet, talkshit, HARD. #Beware #BRUNCHisNOTaGAME #
  • Best. Idea. Ever. RT @meredithmo: @elonjames Maybe you can just have brunch 3x a day while your girlf is away. #
  • I may not b in the Top 50 Comics to Follow on @huffpostcomedy but damnit I RUN THIS BRUNCH SHIT.#KINGofBRUNCHthereISnoHIGHER #
  • You can't be the #KingOfBrunch naked with pony son…RT @baratunde: @elonjames from the look of his profile pic, @TheFatJew does ponies #
  • Real Brunchers Do Real Things. RT @baratunde: um @elonjames this dude, @thefatjew, says he's the #KingOfBrunch. what do you say to that? #
  • She ♥s my friends ;) RT @leoraviega: hang out with all ur friends she doesn't like 2 hang out with or doesn't like u to hang out with #easy #
  • HAHA, Wait, Are we now HASHING #WhiteGirlfFriend? RT @mauvegrrl: @elonjames seems you have an excellent #WGF…. #
  • I already watch tha– Um..I mean..THATS DISGUSTING. VILE. VILE I SAY! #FauxOutrage RT @ms_treesap: @elonjames Porn? #
  • Um, things that will get me stabbed in my sleep for 200 Alex! RT @realdawnsummers: @elonjames Sex with hookers. #
  • So far the Biggest Plus to the G/F being out of town according to TWITTER is TV. I don't watch much TV. #ThenWhat? #
  • Thats it!?! This isn't gonna be good ;) #GFinPRAGUE RT @kalenski: @elonjames Eat pie for dinner and watch whatever you want on TV. #
  • The G/F just left for Prague for 2 weeks…I'M FREE, I'M FREE…okay, now what? I'm not sure what fee people do? #GFinPRAGUE #
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Aug 26

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-26

Posted by Elon James White on Wednesday Aug 26, 2009 Under tweets
  • I was with negroes! Tis not my gfult!… RT @BrunoMarti: @elonjames why are u standing on the corner of layfayette & fulton all loud #
  • #AskAboutMe RT @lprocope: Omg… @elonjames drinking the largest lager ever in the history of evers. Wheres Guiness? http://mypict.me/rKAB #
  • Im not low carbing tonight. I eat steak WAY too much ;) RT @doughboy71: @elonjames What happened to eating steak, that sounds better! #
  • I feel i should be healthy while the G/F is out of town. Beer & Bratwurst is healthy right? #SeemsHealthyToMe #GFinPRAGUE #
  • Its that easy people. You hit up @WhitesmithEnt and they send me to your school. #JustLikeThat – http://twib.me/booking #
  • Well Thank U. Will C U soon! RT @siavalore: i'm Dawg Daze staff & I passed ur info 2 our ent. guy as soon as u said u were doing colleges #
  • I didn't until i saw this tweet. ;) RT @TatianaKing: I want some fondue. #
  • Brunch can be grilled! #BRUNCHisUNIVERSALunlikeHEALTHCARE RT @wetzeledit:…Feeling like @elonjames ecept we don't #BrunchHard, #WeGrillHard #
  • Exactly. #CoveringAllBases RT @ChrisMacDen: @elonjames does the GF come to the Bar mitzvah to give you #jewcred? #
  • BOOM! The Official "How To" Guide on bringing Certified Blackness™ to your College/University/Bar Mitzvah – http://twib.me/booking #
  • Hey #Seattle? I'll be at the University of Washington Late September! Might do some spots around town too #LETSdoTHIS #
  • RT @Andrea1908: *hangs head in shame* I don't like hotsauce, watermelon, blackeyed peas, or R Kelly. I'm usually on time.Here's my card. LOL #
  • #DAMNthatsBLACK RT @lizditz: @elonjames grits with butter & hotsauce for me, please. Hold the cheese. Bacon on the side. #
  • My #BrunchCard is irrevocable. #YouBettaAskSombody ;) RT @ChrisMacDen:if u can revoke cards, I as a gay man can revoke your #brunchcard #
  • I dunno sir. Can you clap on beat? RT @brandon_dnl: @elonjames I like all of the above, I'm still white, right? #GETaDNAtest #
  • Well hand over your #LightSkinnededCard too… RT @_Kristiana_: @elonjames you can't take my black card cuz it's already been revoked! #
  • HA! RT @ManyStyles: RT @elonjames Grits with Butter & Cheese is why the Caged Bird Sings… *__________flatline © adilla #
  • #Nope #JustFood #PreferablyChicken RT @NaijaRoyale: LOL! Rude! I'm black! I'm Nigerian! LOL!<snip>…more to being black than food, right? #
  • An extremely diabetic heart… RT @CoffeebreakDMV: What?! Sugar & Grits… are like.. a Heart & it's Beat… #
  • #ThereIsNothingWrongWithThisTweet RT @SpenceLowry: @elonjames bacon in cheese grits is how its done. #
  • #ItsJustNotRight RT @Andrea1908: Sugar + Grits = Blasphemy That makes it cream of wheat. @elonjames @XPhile1908 #
  • I feel like a bouncer at #BarBlackness RT @XPhile1908: @elonjames whosaid put sugar in grits? SNATCH THAT BLACK CARD! #AtThatPointItsOatmeal #
  • #SCHOOLthesePEOPLEplease? RT @fungkeblakchik: @elonjames and don't forget to add some shrimp to those cheese grits! #
  • #AtThatPointItsOatmeal RT @_Kristiana_: @elonjames CHEESE?! I only put SUGAR on my grits!!! #
  • #SwaggerJackerOfBlackness ;) RT @meredithmo: @elonjames Are you kidding?! I fucking love grits. #
  • RT @lizzwinstead: Have Bush or Cheney issued statements about Kennedy? Or do we have to file a FOIA lawsuit to get them released #
  • Grits with Butter & Cheese is why the Caged Bird Sings… RT @BlasianBytch: @elonjames No one of any race really likes grits. #
  • #GETaDNAtest RT @NaijaRoyale: @elonjames What? I don't like grits, greens, sweet potato pie, or cheesecake. I'm still black, right!? RIGHT!? #
  • #YaDamnRight™ RT @msmwins: @elonjames Does not liking grits put me in the "questionably Black" category, too?? #
  • #Reasonable RT @baratunde: the OTHER black guy at the Onion just asked if I liked BBQ chicken wings. i said no. Now he thinks I'm not black. #
  • Some people "CLUB","PIMP", or "Ball"…I #BRUNCH. #AskAboutMe ;) RT @curtcurt010: @elonjames I didn't know brunch was that serious. lol #
  • #WOW Thanks. RT @BethGMS: Commenter @huffingtonpost recommends Chappelle mourners should check out @elonjames. Now following. #
  • Awww, thank you. RT @GoliadChica: @elonjames : I finally went to TWIB – u fkkn rock elon #
  • I should warn new followers (just got a bunch) um, hey…um…I brunch, tweet, talkshit, HARD. #Beware #BRUNCHisNOTaGAME #
  • Best. Idea. Ever. RT @meredithmo: @elonjames Maybe you can just have brunch 3x a day while your girlf is away. #
  • I may not b in the Top 50 Comics to Follow on @huffpostcomedy but damnit I RUN THIS BRUNCH SHIT.#KINGofBRUNCHthereISnoHIGHER #
  • You can't be the #KingOfBrunch naked with pony son…RT @baratunde: @elonjames from the look of his profile pic, @TheFatJew does ponies #
  • Real Brunchers Do Real Things. RT @baratunde: um @elonjames this dude, @thefatjew, says he's the #KingOfBrunch. what do you say to that? #
  • She ♥s my friends ;) RT @leoraviega: hang out with all ur friends she doesn't like 2 hang out with or doesn't like u to hang out with #easy #
  • HAHA, Wait, Are we now HASHING #WhiteGirlfFriend? RT @mauvegrrl: @elonjames seems you have an excellent #WGF…. #
  • I already watch tha– Um..I mean..THATS DISGUSTING. VILE. VILE I SAY! #FauxOutrage RT @ms_treesap: @elonjames Porn? #
  • Um, things that will get me stabbed in my sleep for 200 Alex! RT @realdawnsummers: @elonjames Sex with hookers. #
  • So far the Biggest Plus to the G/F being out of town according to TWITTER is TV. I don't watch much TV. #ThenWhat? #
  • Thats it!?! This isn't gonna be good ;) #GFinPRAGUE RT @kalenski: @elonjames Eat pie for dinner and watch whatever you want on TV. #
  • The G/F just left for Prague for 2 weeks…I'M FREE, I'M FREE…okay, now what? I'm not sure what fee people do? #GFinPRAGUE #
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Aug 25

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-25

Posted by Elon James White on Tuesday Aug 25, 2009 Under tweets
  • Tyler Perry's new movie comes out on 9/11. Ironic since it'll be like him flying planes into the self-respect of Black People #
  • "Real Niggas Do Real Things."…As opposed to Imaginary Niggas who ride unicorns & bust caps at Elves. #HipHopLogicIsFlawed #
  • "It Ain't Trickin' If you Got it…" Um…It sorta still is. #HipHopLogicIsFlawed #
  • It's impossible for Ginuwine to make new music. Every time he's on screen it automatically feels like 1997. #TrueStory #
  • #TheresACard? RT @Mandishga: Its ok 2 give in 2 the superficial mainstream, just dont make it a habit or im taking ur black empowerment card #
  • Listen Guys, I have a myriad of songs to sell out to. Don't count that as my only submission. Im just trying not to start a hashtag today ;) #
  • #00NEGRO RT @MoreAndAgain: @elonjames Why is it your profile is the ONLY one I can't see via Twidroid? Are you some kinda secret agent? #
  • It is #NegroTastic™ – RT @MrGobert: @elonjames There is so much wrong in that video….but that ish BUMPS!! LMAO #
  • Yes, theres better songs to sell out to. Thats just my current #SellingOutWhileEmbracingNegativeNegroStereoTypes song ;) #
  • When I sell out and embrace all negative Negro Stereotypes I want this playing behind me – http://is.gd/2yk30 #
  • T-Mobile. Never have an issue…Xept when i have an issue ;) RT @pittswiley: @elonjames And your carrier? #
  • HAHA #WORD RT @writeli: @elonjames: "Missing dinner with @harrislacewell is like sadness covered in salt." – #LyricalUppercut #
  • How do you know its #SlowNewsTuesday? I have started shit w/ @huffpostcomedy & Jay Z. This isn't what I normally do! #Really! #
  • YEAH HOV! RT @Katchin05: hope yall didt think Jay was innovated w that "its 2009 not 1864" line @elonjames beat him 2 it! http://tr.im/x4Ri #
  • We barely paid our $173 bill ;) RT @harrislacewell: By the way #BJLA I think yall owe the campaign $1500 from that meal last night. LOL! #
  • "Dinner with @harrislacewell is beautiful. Like a Butterfly Covered in Ice cream." – Lyrical Uppercut #
  • I laughed outloud when i clicked on that. #YaGotMe RT @Nimbusyosh: @elonjames 46 white? maybe you should watch http://tinyurl.com/ns9wfx #
  • Perfectly summed up. "…but you know…" RT @rachelw627: @elonjames that actually does sound kind of racial though… but you know… #
  • Okay. I've already gotten bored with my own faux outrage. #ItsOnlySeriousWhenItsAboutBrunch #
  • 46 out of 50 FUNNY PEOPLE TO FOLLOW ARE WHITE?!? WUZ UP WIT DAT @huffpostcomedy?? #MakingSomethingRacialWhenItsNot #
  • #TRUESTORY RT @wkamaubell: @elonjames but @huffpostcomedy already had @barvonblaq and @baratunde! Three black men might upend the universe. #
  • Should I Kanye West this thing up? "WHY WONT @huffpostcomedy LET ME BE GREAT!?!?!?!" #EgotisticalFights #SlowTuesdays #
  • Waring with @huffpostcomedy for not listing me in their top 50 funny folks to follow would be douchey right? #StillMightDoIt #
  • Aww RT @Nimbusyosh: @elonjames That's some bullshyt. I follow u on my cell BECAUSE ur funny as hell, & I don't do that for a LOT of people. #
  • THANK YOU! #WTF HuffPo??? RT @ChrisMacDen: So I am making fuss that @HuffPostComedy did not list you as one of 50 funny people to follow #
  • Not sure O'Reilly scours blogs but he prolly has a Google Alert for "Dissin' O'Reilly" #ObviouslyTrue @ZerlinaM @jsmooth995 #
  • RT @jsmooth995 O'Reilly critiquing new Jay-Z leak..does he scour rap blogs everyday lookin for new songs that mention him? http://tr.im/x4qf #
  • You're lying. His phone doesn't even have SMS. #LIES RT @elprofe316: @pittswiley's phone sent me an email wanting to know why I hate him. #
  • Ah. I figured. #ElonHasGreatInstincts RT @pittswiley: @elonjames A chancleta is a sandal. Covered in rice and beans. #
  • See, i dont even know what this means. I assume Rice & beans are involved… RT @elprofe316:I got an $8 Okabashi chancleta fo yo ass. #
  • I wouldnt call it "insulting" really. Its more "colorful commentary" If you will…And #EveryoneGetsSome #EqualOpportunityHater #
  • And Black People…And Dominico Ricans RT @pittswiley: @ElonJames blatantly insulted poets and Jews in his set and lived. #LouderArtsMonday #
  • White People do that ;) #TRUESTORY RT @profblmkelley: @elonjames E-LON I am on the phone with @harrislacewell she keeps calling you A-LON. #
  • Okay. Seriously. "THE MAMAS?" What type of Prof. Slang is this? RT @profblmkelley: @elonjames don't let the mamas fool you… #
  • Listen people, #LyricalUppercut is #TheTruth. Ya'll can't mess with his #LittleWhiteBlondeGirlWithAPlasmaGunForAnArm Style SON! #
  • HA! RT @harrislacewell: Laughing to myself this morning thinking of @elonjames impersonating black poets & #HCR protestors. #LyricalUppercut #
  • I'm sorry…"The Mamas?" RT @harrislacewell: @profblmkelley Who knows! I just wore black dress. The mamas were on display. #
  • Ha. Random old lady on CNN is angry about #HCR09. She just HAPPPENS to be an ex-GOP chair of her district. #CoincidenceHuh? #
  • Re: #STPIATC I TRIED! The Cam failed. I'm an artist and shouldn't be tech support too ;) RT @txvoodoo: @elonjames Why was this not videoed? #
  • Says Who? I've told the WGF that we are & She's cool with it ;) RT @lprocope: To my dude, @elonjames (no we're not dating he has a WGF!) #
  • Note: There were TONS of Twitterati there. I just cant name them all. #BJLA was definitely in the house. We Almost had to Brunch ;) #
  • With @jsmooth995 @harrislacewell @marclamonthill @basseyworld all in one room Hilarity & Blackness ensued ;) #YallMissedItSon #
  • But @marclamonthill won with one solid BET joke. Lightskinnededness doesn't trump "Saw You on BET" ;) #BETisTHEdevil #
  • I won't lie to you. @harrislacewell got at @marclamonthill HARD ;) RT @DrAriafya: @elonjames Actually that is funny. How did it turn out? #
  • Someone posted "Bitches Ain't Shit" By Snoop & Dre on my Facebook wall & I've never felt more special. #TrueStory #
  • Did I mention that we ended up playing the dozens at dinner? The most uppity Dozens ever w/ @marclamonthill @harrislacewell @pittswiley #
  • #WillSeriouslyDoThis RT @tarabetts: @elprofe316 @elonjames Yo, if #LyricalUppercut enters slams and wins, you should find ways to tape it #
  • U pretend im not bored enough 2 try! RT @elprofe316: @elonjames U should enter slams as LyricalUppercut & try 2win them #WorksForRealPoets #
  • I won't lie. I'm sort jacked up at the moment. Tried 2 go 2 bed & FAILED. Just kept reciting bad poetry in my head. ;) #LyricalUppercut #
  • #SincereMoment: Thanks to everyone who came out.The show was great. Everyone made us feel like superstars #TheseAreFacts #
  • HA! #JamesPerryBeAfraid RT @basseyworld: I thought meeting @harrislacewell would make the crush go away. Not so. Watch your back James Perry #
  • #FACTS RT @harrislacewell: Every1 is tweeeting tonight xcept @pittswiley guess thats cause his phone is from 1988. #somebodyUPGRADEhim #
  • U were throwin that Ivy$$ Around ;) RT @harrislacewell: @elonjames U were wonderful But how the hell did I end up paying $40 for a burger? #
  • INDEED! RT @wkamaubell: Sounds like you made it happen tonight..woulda been there, if I wasn't doing my own. look forward to Saturday, sir #
  • #Itwillhappen RT @XPhile1908: @elonjames glad your gig went well. Maybe I'll get to see u in person at some point. #somewhereovertherainbow #
  • I will take the blame ;) RT @sylphanne: @elonjames If my voice doesn't come back, it's all your fault. You were hilarious. #
  • Thank U! RT @jschechner:I was there! Had a blast. @basseyworld is a master wordsmith and @elonjames made my face hurt #STPIATC #seriouslywhy #
  • Glad you enjoyed! Thank you for coming! RT @arieswym: @elonjames Excellent show tonight, glad I got a chance to meet you #
  • Thank you for coming! RT @dionnkatrina: @elonjames great job tonight. thanks for the laughter. #
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Aug 25

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-25

Posted by Elon James White on Tuesday Aug 25, 2009 Under tweets
  • Tyler Perry's new movie comes out on 9/11. Ironic since it'll be like him flying planes into the self-respect of Black People #
  • "Real Niggas Do Real Things."…As opposed to Imaginary Niggas who ride unicorns & bust caps at Elves. #HipHopLogicIsFlawed #
  • "It Ain't Trickin' If you Got it…" Um…It sorta still is. #HipHopLogicIsFlawed #
  • It's impossible for Ginuwine to make new music. Every time he's on screen it automatically feels like 1997. #TrueStory #
  • #TheresACard? RT @Mandishga: Its ok 2 give in 2 the superficial mainstream, just dont make it a habit or im taking ur black empowerment card #
  • Listen Guys, I have a myriad of songs to sell out to. Don't count that as my only submission. Im just trying not to start a hashtag today ;) #
  • #00NEGRO RT @MoreAndAgain: @elonjames Why is it your profile is the ONLY one I can't see via Twidroid? Are you some kinda secret agent? #
  • It is #NegroTastic™ – RT @MrGobert: @elonjames There is so much wrong in that video….but that ish BUMPS!! LMAO #
  • Yes, theres better songs to sell out to. Thats just my current #SellingOutWhileEmbracingNegativeNegroStereoTypes song ;) #
  • When I sell out and embrace all negative Negro Stereotypes I want this playing behind me – http://is.gd/2yk30 #
  • T-Mobile. Never have an issue…Xept when i have an issue ;) RT @pittswiley: @elonjames And your carrier? #
  • HAHA #WORD RT @writeli: @elonjames: "Missing dinner with @harrislacewell is like sadness covered in salt." – #LyricalUppercut #
  • How do you know its #SlowNewsTuesday? I have started shit w/ @huffpostcomedy & Jay Z. This isn't what I normally do! #Really! #
  • YEAH HOV! RT @Katchin05: hope yall didt think Jay was innovated w that "its 2009 not 1864" line @elonjames beat him 2 it! http://tr.im/x4Ri #
  • We barely paid our $173 bill ;) RT @harrislacewell: By the way #BJLA I think yall owe the campaign $1500 from that meal last night. LOL! #
  • "Dinner with @harrislacewell is beautiful. Like a Butterfly Covered in Ice cream." – Lyrical Uppercut #
  • I laughed outloud when i clicked on that. #YaGotMe RT @Nimbusyosh: @elonjames 46 white? maybe you should watch http://tinyurl.com/ns9wfx #
  • Perfectly summed up. "…but you know…" RT @rachelw627: @elonjames that actually does sound kind of racial though… but you know… #
  • Okay. I've already gotten bored with my own faux outrage. #ItsOnlySeriousWhenItsAboutBrunch #
  • 46 out of 50 FUNNY PEOPLE TO FOLLOW ARE WHITE?!? WUZ UP WIT DAT @huffpostcomedy?? #MakingSomethingRacialWhenItsNot #
  • #TRUESTORY RT @wkamaubell: @elonjames but @huffpostcomedy already had @barvonblaq and @baratunde! Three black men might upend the universe. #
  • Should I Kanye West this thing up? "WHY WONT @huffpostcomedy LET ME BE GREAT!?!?!?!" #EgotisticalFights #SlowTuesdays #
  • Waring with @huffpostcomedy for not listing me in their top 50 funny folks to follow would be douchey right? #StillMightDoIt #
  • Aww RT @Nimbusyosh: @elonjames That's some bullshyt. I follow u on my cell BECAUSE ur funny as hell, & I don't do that for a LOT of people. #
  • THANK YOU! #WTF HuffPo??? RT @ChrisMacDen: So I am making fuss that @HuffPostComedy did not list you as one of 50 funny people to follow #
  • Not sure O'Reilly scours blogs but he prolly has a Google Alert for "Dissin' O'Reilly" #ObviouslyTrue @ZerlinaM @jsmooth995 #
  • RT @jsmooth995 O'Reilly critiquing new Jay-Z leak..does he scour rap blogs everyday lookin for new songs that mention him? http://tr.im/x4qf #
  • You're lying. His phone doesn't even have SMS. #LIES RT @elprofe316: @pittswiley's phone sent me an email wanting to know why I hate him. #
  • Ah. I figured. #ElonHasGreatInstincts RT @pittswiley: @elonjames A chancleta is a sandal. Covered in rice and beans. #
  • See, i dont even know what this means. I assume Rice & beans are involved… RT @elprofe316:I got an $8 Okabashi chancleta fo yo ass. #
  • I wouldnt call it "insulting" really. Its more "colorful commentary" If you will…And #EveryoneGetsSome #EqualOpportunityHater #
  • And Black People…And Dominico Ricans RT @pittswiley: @ElonJames blatantly insulted poets and Jews in his set and lived. #LouderArtsMonday #
  • White People do that ;) #TRUESTORY RT @profblmkelley: @elonjames E-LON I am on the phone with @harrislacewell she keeps calling you A-LON. #
  • Okay. Seriously. "THE MAMAS?" What type of Prof. Slang is this? RT @profblmkelley: @elonjames don't let the mamas fool you… #
  • Listen people, #LyricalUppercut is #TheTruth. Ya'll can't mess with his #LittleWhiteBlondeGirlWithAPlasmaGunForAnArm Style SON! #
  • HA! RT @harrislacewell: Laughing to myself this morning thinking of @elonjames impersonating black poets & #HCR protestors. #LyricalUppercut #
  • I'm sorry…"The Mamas?" RT @harrislacewell: @profblmkelley Who knows! I just wore black dress. The mamas were on display. #
  • Ha. Random old lady on CNN is angry about #HCR09. She just HAPPPENS to be an ex-GOP chair of her district. #CoincidenceHuh? #
  • Re: #STPIATC I TRIED! The Cam failed. I'm an artist and shouldn't be tech support too ;) RT @txvoodoo: @elonjames Why was this not videoed? #
  • Says Who? I've told the WGF that we are & She's cool with it ;) RT @lprocope: To my dude, @elonjames (no we're not dating he has a WGF!) #
  • Note: There were TONS of Twitterati there. I just cant name them all. #BJLA was definitely in the house. We Almost had to Brunch ;) #
  • With @jsmooth995 @harrislacewell @marclamonthill @basseyworld all in one room Hilarity & Blackness ensued ;) #YallMissedItSon #
  • But @marclamonthill won with one solid BET joke. Lightskinnededness doesn't trump "Saw You on BET" ;) #BETisTHEdevil #
  • I won't lie to you. @harrislacewell got at @marclamonthill HARD ;) RT @DrAriafya: @elonjames Actually that is funny. How did it turn out? #
  • Someone posted "Bitches Ain't Shit" By Snoop & Dre on my Facebook wall & I've never felt more special. #TrueStory #
  • Did I mention that we ended up playing the dozens at dinner? The most uppity Dozens ever w/ @marclamonthill @harrislacewell @pittswiley #
  • #WillSeriouslyDoThis RT @tarabetts: @elprofe316 @elonjames Yo, if #LyricalUppercut enters slams and wins, you should find ways to tape it #
  • U pretend im not bored enough 2 try! RT @elprofe316: @elonjames U should enter slams as LyricalUppercut & try 2win them #WorksForRealPoets #
  • I won't lie. I'm sort jacked up at the moment. Tried 2 go 2 bed & FAILED. Just kept reciting bad poetry in my head. ;) #LyricalUppercut #
  • #SincereMoment: Thanks to everyone who came out.The show was great. Everyone made us feel like superstars #TheseAreFacts #
  • HA! #JamesPerryBeAfraid RT @basseyworld: I thought meeting @harrislacewell would make the crush go away. Not so. Watch your back James Perry #
  • #FACTS RT @harrislacewell: Every1 is tweeeting tonight xcept @pittswiley guess thats cause his phone is from 1988. #somebodyUPGRADEhim #
  • U were throwin that Ivy$$ Around ;) RT @harrislacewell: @elonjames U were wonderful But how the hell did I end up paying $40 for a burger? #
  • INDEED! RT @wkamaubell: Sounds like you made it happen tonight..woulda been there, if I wasn't doing my own. look forward to Saturday, sir #
  • #Itwillhappen RT @XPhile1908: @elonjames glad your gig went well. Maybe I'll get to see u in person at some point. #somewhereovertherainbow #
  • I will take the blame ;) RT @sylphanne: @elonjames If my voice doesn't come back, it's all your fault. You were hilarious. #
  • Thank U! RT @jschechner:I was there! Had a blast. @basseyworld is a master wordsmith and @elonjames made my face hurt #STPIATC #seriouslywhy #
  • Glad you enjoyed! Thank you for coming! RT @arieswym: @elonjames Excellent show tonight, glad I got a chance to meet you #
  • Thank you for coming! RT @dionnkatrina: @elonjames great job tonight. thanks for the laughter. #
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Aug 24

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-24

Posted by Elon James White on Monday Aug 24, 2009 Under tweets
  • #truestory RT @LilMissBrooklyn: Hey twitterville, Just came back from a open mic featuring @basseyworld and @elonjames… it was great. #
  • #truestory RT @elprofe316: The Back of 13: It's All About the Hate. ™ @tarabetts #
  • Aww. Look at me and bass blush :) RT @iluvblackwomen: @elonjames @bassyworld tore it up at their event! #
  • #STPIATC RT @harrislacewell: Ok for real @basseyworld is BEYOND! I love her. Her poetry, her spirit, her beauty. Oh my God. I love her. #
  • Heres why @basseyworld sucks. She was nervous, and is destroying the stage right now. They love her! #ElonHasALottoFollow #STPIATC #
  • RT @elprofe316: Phyllis Hyman poem from @basseyworld. #WikipediaIsYourFriend #GoLearnSomeShit #STPIATC #
  • I wish i could express to you how much this ISNT A GAME! #STPIATC @basseyworld is on the stage! #GETFAMILIAR #
  • Awwww 'ish – @basseyworld is about to hit the stage. Its about to get real serious up in this B!TCH!!!!!! #STPIATC #
  • My hat is made of awesome #AskAboutMe #STPIATC RT @basseyworld: @elonjames your hat is made of voodoo, #
  • Who's at #STPIATC? @harrislacewell @marclamonthill @jsmooth995 @reetamac and more! Um, why arent you here? #seriouslywhy? #
  • Oh look, @basseyworld decided to show upm #STPIATC #
  • At @louderARTS @tarabetts on stage now. She has a book. #askabouther #STPIATC #
  • Okay, thats not fair. #WhereAreYou? RT @realdawnsummers: OMG! I think that's @elonjames! He is taking pictures…I recognized him by his hat #
  • Granted ;) vRT @CurryGrrl: @elonjames LOL at CPL! Permission to use requested. #
  • #Theoretically ;) #ActuallyBasseyWillBeFineItsMeImWorriedAbout RT @ChrisMacDen: @elonjames you both will be great @basseyworld #
  • #ColoredPeopleLogic #CPL RT @basseyworld: And technically, I'm not late because I never said what time I would be there. I am early. #
  • Thank you! #STPIATC RT @emarvelous: @elonjames Break a leg, you guys! #
  • #ReasonableQuestions RT @harrislacewell: @marclamonthill how do I make it to Penn station from NJ faster than you from 120th and Broadway!? #
  • Ugh, Black People. ;) #STPIATC RT @basseyworld: Oh the calamity! But I am officially on my way! #
  • Aw snap, @lprocope is hosting tonight at @louderARTS. She speaks better than you. #quoteme #STPIATC #
  • I have arrived @louderARTS good crowd already! The open mic has started. Me and @basseyworld go up lata! #STPIATC #
  • Why yes, there IS a hashtag for the show. With @basseyworld & me in the same space we gotta TWEET it, SON! #Word2BigBird #
  • COUNTDOWN to "She's The Poet, I am the Comedian" #STPIATC T – 2 hours – BE THERE – http://is.gd/2wulw #
  • RT @WEEKinBLACKNESS: 2NITE! NYC – "She's The Poet. I am the Comedian." http://is.gd/2wulw – @basseyworld & @Elonjames = AWESOME #
  • Ugh, Black People ;) … RT @harrislacewell: @elonjames We are running late! Please don't start on time. #
  • If @harrislacewell says she's going, U SHOULD TOO. She's friggin' brilliant. – #STPIATC – NYC – 2NITE – http://is.gd/2wulw #
  • I second that. RT @NY2NO: @wkamaubell I will mos definitely be there Saturday! http://bit.ly/1Eipk4 #
  • PLEASE RT! ;) – 2NITE! NYC – "She's The Poet. I am the Comedian." http://is.gd/2wulw – @basseyworld & @Elonjames = AWESOME #
  • Gays with Guns is like Negroes with Degrees. CRAZYTALK! RT @elprofe316: @elonjames What do you do with White Gays with guns? #Conundrum #
  • Know whats Awesome? White Americans. Know whats Not? The rest of ya'll NAZIS! #RealAmericansWhoLoveJesus #
  • HealthCare is like Heaven. Folks who dont get it/there don't deserve it. (looking at you GAYS & Poor SIck People) #RealAmericansWhoLoveJesus #
  • Know whats good? Guns. Know whats Bad? Gays trying 2 destroy the sanctity of marriage.EFFING GAYS! #RealAmericansWhoLoveJesus #
  • I don't want higher taxes on the RICH cause, although Im poor, 1 day i COULD be rich, & THEN what? #RealAmericansWhoLoveJesus #
  • Who's Malnourished, Under insured & constantly being a burden to REAL Americans who love Jesus? #PoorPeople #Hilarious! #
  • Poor People Are Poor because they are bad human beings. So why do they deserve food and HealthCare? #GodSaidNoObviously #
  • Who cares what the Poor eats? Theyre POOR RT @GoliadChica:…pple need 2b speaking out abt what we bsclly force our low income people 2 eat #
  • Well we could put YOU up instead? #PutUpOrShutUp RT @pittswiley: @elonjames OK so we know shes worth $6 Yourself? #UncleElonIsHurtingTheTeam #
  • CNN just said "Toldya So" about people almost drowing this weekend. #WTFisWRONGwithYOUguys? #
  • Lets get something clear @basseyworld is one of the best poets you will see perform. For $6 this is a STEAL. #QuoteMe #
  • Yes. I speak in 140 Chars. RT @basseyworld:…My poetry is not twitter hilarious. @elonjames is exactly the same person… I am not. #
  • I blame @baratunde. He knew dropping #365Black on my table would set me off. YOU KNOW HOW I GET SON! #BaratundeTheManipulator #
  • #TrueStory – I travel for Food. RT @Noireboss1: groceries from supermarkets in depressed areas are worse. bad meat and old produce (yuck!) #
  • RT @JJFAHL: @elonjames Michigan just started this program in Detroit. http://bit.ly/8jDiP #
  • Trust me folks. I've been in the sitch where I looked at milk & thought "Too Expensive." Milk ain't a meal. Soda? $.89 2 Ltr #
  • Folks aren't thinking "Servings" People are thinking "I got $5." RT @SpenceLowry: 16 servings of milk per gallon =$0.25per serving #
  • RT @crisgray:KFC test marketing the "Double Down" Sandwich. Replaces bread with fried chicken! http://bit.ly/1ZRVQ Probably will b $0.99. #
  • #WORD2 RT @jsmooth995:I do appreciate them cont. tradition of the mighty baobab tree, whose bark secretes trans fat 2 poison young villagers #
  • #WORD RT @jsmooth995: McD's salads are like a crack dealer saying "hey I also have some aspirin in my pocket" ..you're still a crack dealer! #
  • #TheseAreTheFacts RT @littlebrownjen: Burger=$1. Milk=$4 smdh.. #
  • RT @emokidsloveme: My "issue" with McD's is those 365black ads. "Here black people, drink sugar, caffeine &death while listening to Dwele." #
  • Too bad its not cheaper to buy. #justsayin RT @JeremyMeyers: @elonjames salad is cheaper to produce than burgers. just sayin. #
  • Cause we're taking their guns… #TownHallersAreDumb RT @Mychal_Smith: THIS needs to be part of the healthcare debate…why isn't it? #
  • RT @Andrea1908: Detroit is taking the urban gardening approach. All the grocerystore chains moved out, so ppl started growing their own food #
  • My "Current" issue is the idea of "We're here for YOU." concept that McD's is pushing. Wanna sell crap? Fine. Dont Bullshit me #
  • Its hard to beat cheap food in a poor neighborhood. Black or White. RT @Zonk690: Any discussions on possible solutions? #
  • #LighterNote: TONIGHT! NYC – "She's The Poet. I am the Comedian." http://is.gd/2wulw – @basseyworld & @Elonjames = AWESOME #
  • #TrueStory RT @jonubian: & let's not forget corner stores & bodegas. Finding decent food in the hood is like playing Where's Waldo #
  • #Absolutely RT @bretta75: but McD, isnt the only co. that provds poor qualty. food; all procssd food is unhealthy. Prob. Is lack of $/ educ. #
  • #HellNo But Popeye's doesn't tell me how awesome it is for blacks RT @nicolemwms:…against unhealthy cheap food. Popeyes is safe? #
  • Popeyes isn't insulting my intelligence… RT @JeremyMeyers: fast food in gen. wendys, popeyes, churchs, b. king. not fair 2 pick on just 1 #
  • They are targeting Black folks. With Calvin, #365Black & other crappy crap. @elonjames Y do u think it's a Black comm. issue? #
  • Ailments via crappy food in the Blck Comm. is a known issue. RT @bretta75: @elonjames Y do u think it's a Black comm. issue? #
  • No one forces U to eat a big mac. But if you got 3 dollars to your name & its $.99 Big Mac Day, what are U eating? An Apple? #
  • By the way? Personal Responsibility still stands. But economic conditions also play a role. Micky D's knows this. #
  • Some of those Salads have the Caloric load of a Double Cheeseburger. Green dont make shit healthy #ElonWritesAFitnessColumn #
  • By the way? Micky D Salads are not cool either. They ONLY did that when they were labeled the AntiChrist re:"Super Size Me" #
  • I was busy not paying attention to evil corps. RT @smashedthehomie: Where have y'all been? That site has been out for months…even a year #
  • Re: Micky D's RT @simoncowart: Not to mention underpaying employment offerings with very limited upward mobility. #TrueStory #
  • Can we take a moment to acknowledge McDonalds has taken advantage of the Black community w/ cheap dangerous food? #TrueStory #
  • "Micky D's has branched out2 the Afri-American community nourishing it w/ valuable programs & opportunities…" And Diabetes. #
  • "Like the unique African Baobab tree…" Um…Does Micky D's know that its Micky D's? http://is.gd/2wryL #
  • Um @baratunde? I know U have all that #futureof $$ but building a website like #365black is not a cool way to give me a stroke #
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Aug 24

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-24

Posted by Elon James White on Monday Aug 24, 2009 Under tweets
  • #truestory RT @LilMissBrooklyn: Hey twitterville, Just came back from a open mic featuring @basseyworld and @elonjames… it was great. #
  • #truestory RT @elprofe316: The Back of 13: It's All About the Hate. ™ @tarabetts #
  • Aww. Look at me and bass blush :) RT @iluvblackwomen: @elonjames @bassyworld tore it up at their event! #
  • #STPIATC RT @harrislacewell: Ok for real @basseyworld is BEYOND! I love her. Her poetry, her spirit, her beauty. Oh my God. I love her. #
  • Heres why @basseyworld sucks. She was nervous, and is destroying the stage right now. They love her! #ElonHasALottoFollow #STPIATC #
  • RT @elprofe316: Phyllis Hyman poem from @basseyworld. #WikipediaIsYourFriend #GoLearnSomeShit #STPIATC #
  • I wish i could express to you how much this ISNT A GAME! #STPIATC @basseyworld is on the stage! #GETFAMILIAR #
  • Awwww 'ish – @basseyworld is about to hit the stage. Its about to get real serious up in this B!TCH!!!!!! #STPIATC #
  • My hat is made of awesome #AskAboutMe #STPIATC RT @basseyworld: @elonjames your hat is made of voodoo, #
  • Who's at #STPIATC? @harrislacewell @marclamonthill @jsmooth995 @reetamac and more! Um, why arent you here? #seriouslywhy? #
  • Oh look, @basseyworld decided to show upm #STPIATC #
  • At @louderARTS @tarabetts on stage now. She has a book. #askabouther #STPIATC #
  • Okay, thats not fair. #WhereAreYou? RT @realdawnsummers: OMG! I think that's @elonjames! He is taking pictures…I recognized him by his hat #
  • Granted ;) vRT @CurryGrrl: @elonjames LOL at CPL! Permission to use requested. #
  • #Theoretically ;) #ActuallyBasseyWillBeFineItsMeImWorriedAbout RT @ChrisMacDen: @elonjames you both will be great @basseyworld #
  • #ColoredPeopleLogic #CPL RT @basseyworld: And technically, I'm not late because I never said what time I would be there. I am early. #
  • Thank you! #STPIATC RT @emarvelous: @elonjames Break a leg, you guys! #
  • #ReasonableQuestions RT @harrislacewell: @marclamonthill how do I make it to Penn station from NJ faster than you from 120th and Broadway!? #
  • Ugh, Black People. ;) #STPIATC RT @basseyworld: Oh the calamity! But I am officially on my way! #
  • Aw snap, @lprocope is hosting tonight at @louderARTS. She speaks better than you. #quoteme #STPIATC #
  • I have arrived @louderARTS good crowd already! The open mic has started. Me and @basseyworld go up lata! #STPIATC #
  • Why yes, there IS a hashtag for the show. With @basseyworld & me in the same space we gotta TWEET it, SON! #Word2BigBird #
  • COUNTDOWN to "She's The Poet, I am the Comedian" #STPIATC T – 2 hours – BE THERE – http://is.gd/2wulw #
  • RT @WEEKinBLACKNESS: 2NITE! NYC – "She's The Poet. I am the Comedian." http://is.gd/2wulw – @basseyworld & @Elonjames = AWESOME #
  • Ugh, Black People ;) … RT @harrislacewell: @elonjames We are running late! Please don't start on time. #
  • If @harrislacewell says she's going, U SHOULD TOO. She's friggin' brilliant. – #STPIATC – NYC – 2NITE – http://is.gd/2wulw #
  • I second that. RT @NY2NO: @wkamaubell I will mos definitely be there Saturday! http://bit.ly/1Eipk4 #
  • PLEASE RT! ;) – 2NITE! NYC – "She's The Poet. I am the Comedian." http://is.gd/2wulw – @basseyworld & @Elonjames = AWESOME #
  • Gays with Guns is like Negroes with Degrees. CRAZYTALK! RT @elprofe316: @elonjames What do you do with White Gays with guns? #Conundrum #
  • Know whats Awesome? White Americans. Know whats Not? The rest of ya'll NAZIS! #RealAmericansWhoLoveJesus #
  • HealthCare is like Heaven. Folks who dont get it/there don't deserve it. (looking at you GAYS & Poor SIck People) #RealAmericansWhoLoveJesus #
  • Know whats good? Guns. Know whats Bad? Gays trying 2 destroy the sanctity of marriage.EFFING GAYS! #RealAmericansWhoLoveJesus #
  • I don't want higher taxes on the RICH cause, although Im poor, 1 day i COULD be rich, & THEN what? #RealAmericansWhoLoveJesus #
  • Who's Malnourished, Under insured & constantly being a burden to REAL Americans who love Jesus? #PoorPeople #Hilarious! #
  • Poor People Are Poor because they are bad human beings. So why do they deserve food and HealthCare? #GodSaidNoObviously #
  • Who cares what the Poor eats? Theyre POOR RT @GoliadChica:…pple need 2b speaking out abt what we bsclly force our low income people 2 eat #
  • Well we could put YOU up instead? #PutUpOrShutUp RT @pittswiley: @elonjames OK so we know shes worth $6 Yourself? #UncleElonIsHurtingTheTeam #
  • CNN just said "Toldya So" about people almost drowing this weekend. #WTFisWRONGwithYOUguys? #
  • Lets get something clear @basseyworld is one of the best poets you will see perform. For $6 this is a STEAL. #QuoteMe #
  • Yes. I speak in 140 Chars. RT @basseyworld:…My poetry is not twitter hilarious. @elonjames is exactly the same person… I am not. #
  • I blame @baratunde. He knew dropping #365Black on my table would set me off. YOU KNOW HOW I GET SON! #BaratundeTheManipulator #
  • #TrueStory – I travel for Food. RT @Noireboss1: groceries from supermarkets in depressed areas are worse. bad meat and old produce (yuck!) #
  • RT @JJFAHL: @elonjames Michigan just started this program in Detroit. http://bit.ly/8jDiP #
  • Trust me folks. I've been in the sitch where I looked at milk & thought "Too Expensive." Milk ain't a meal. Soda? $.89 2 Ltr #
  • Folks aren't thinking "Servings" People are thinking "I got $5." RT @SpenceLowry: 16 servings of milk per gallon =$0.25per serving #
  • RT @crisgray:KFC test marketing the "Double Down" Sandwich. Replaces bread with fried chicken! http://bit.ly/1ZRVQ Probably will b $0.99. #
  • #WORD2 RT @jsmooth995:I do appreciate them cont. tradition of the mighty baobab tree, whose bark secretes trans fat 2 poison young villagers #
  • #WORD RT @jsmooth995: McD's salads are like a crack dealer saying "hey I also have some aspirin in my pocket" ..you're still a crack dealer! #
  • #TheseAreTheFacts RT @littlebrownjen: Burger=$1. Milk=$4 smdh.. #
  • RT @emokidsloveme: My "issue" with McD's is those 365black ads. "Here black people, drink sugar, caffeine &death while listening to Dwele." #
  • Too bad its not cheaper to buy. #justsayin RT @JeremyMeyers: @elonjames salad is cheaper to produce than burgers. just sayin. #
  • Cause we're taking their guns… #TownHallersAreDumb RT @Mychal_Smith: THIS needs to be part of the healthcare debate…why isn't it? #
  • RT @Andrea1908: Detroit is taking the urban gardening approach. All the grocerystore chains moved out, so ppl started growing their own food #
  • My "Current" issue is the idea of "We're here for YOU." concept that McD's is pushing. Wanna sell crap? Fine. Dont Bullshit me #
  • Its hard to beat cheap food in a poor neighborhood. Black or White. RT @Zonk690: Any discussions on possible solutions? #
  • #LighterNote: TONIGHT! NYC – "She's The Poet. I am the Comedian." http://is.gd/2wulw – @basseyworld & @Elonjames = AWESOME #
  • #TrueStory RT @jonubian: & let's not forget corner stores & bodegas. Finding decent food in the hood is like playing Where's Waldo #
  • #Absolutely RT @bretta75: but McD, isnt the only co. that provds poor qualty. food; all procssd food is unhealthy. Prob. Is lack of $/ educ. #
  • #HellNo But Popeye's doesn't tell me how awesome it is for blacks RT @nicolemwms:…against unhealthy cheap food. Popeyes is safe? #
  • Popeyes isn't insulting my intelligence… RT @JeremyMeyers: fast food in gen. wendys, popeyes, churchs, b. king. not fair 2 pick on just 1 #
  • They are targeting Black folks. With Calvin, #365Black & other crappy crap. @elonjames Y do u think it's a Black comm. issue? #
  • Ailments via crappy food in the Blck Comm. is a known issue. RT @bretta75: @elonjames Y do u think it's a Black comm. issue? #
  • No one forces U to eat a big mac. But if you got 3 dollars to your name & its $.99 Big Mac Day, what are U eating? An Apple? #
  • By the way? Personal Responsibility still stands. But economic conditions also play a role. Micky D's knows this. #
  • Some of those Salads have the Caloric load of a Double Cheeseburger. Green dont make shit healthy #ElonWritesAFitnessColumn #
  • By the way? Micky D Salads are not cool either. They ONLY did that when they were labeled the AntiChrist re:"Super Size Me" #
  • I was busy not paying attention to evil corps. RT @smashedthehomie: Where have y'all been? That site has been out for months…even a year #
  • Re: Micky D's RT @simoncowart: Not to mention underpaying employment offerings with very limited upward mobility. #TrueStory #
  • Can we take a moment to acknowledge McDonalds has taken advantage of the Black community w/ cheap dangerous food? #TrueStory #
  • "Micky D's has branched out2 the Afri-American community nourishing it w/ valuable programs & opportunities…" And Diabetes. #
  • "Like the unique African Baobab tree…" Um…Does Micky D's know that its Micky D's? http://is.gd/2wryL #
  • Um @baratunde? I know U have all that #futureof $$ but building a website like #365black is not a cool way to give me a stroke #
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