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Posted via web from Elon James White shares things…

Posted via web from Elon James White shares things…

I haven’t been doing my job very well.

I claim that my BrunchGame™ is untouchable. I claim this and yet I have not been documenting Brunch. I Brunch regularly. I have a crew of BrunchTastic™ people who roll with me on all sorts of Brunch Missions (I call them The Black Justice League Of America (#BJLA™). Yes, they’re all Black. Maybe not according to their Race but SOMETHING about them is black. Nails, hair, possibly heart or soul.) And yet…AND YET I HAVE NOT BEEN DOCUMENTING THE BRUNCHGAME™.

I am making a pledge. To #BrunchHard and often. TO BRUNCH ACROSS THE LAND.

I will not tire. I will not falter. I will not…er…not Brunch?

Yes, I DID just quote George W. Bush. THATS HOW SERIOUS THIS IS. #ASKABOUTME

I have also decided to adopt twitter hash tags in regular old blog posts. Me & the Twitter are one. So I’ll be updating this more. This weekend I’ll be in P-Town (with @sarajbenincasa and someone else, whats her name…I dont know… oh right MARGARET M’EFFIN CHO.) and I’ve been told that the town is REALLY gay (and before you get your panties in a bunch, I was told this BY LOTS OF GAY PEOPLE) I’m sorta ecstatic about it because Gays take brunch seriously. I will get on a bike & find lobster and mimosas and life will be good.

And yes. I am stuck in an office all week, so yes, I am bored and yes, thats why I just started ranting about brunch. DOESNT MEAN IM NOT SERIOUS THOUGH.

#TrueStory

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Posted via web from Elon James White shares things…

I'm not sure this mutha works but I'm trying it.

Posted via email from Elon James White shares things…

I do NOT have this mythical focus that you speak of. I’m attemptng to get better. Really. Really. Really. I will be making a concerted effort to get off my ass and make the magic that is blogging happen. None of this makes any sense. You’d think with my G/F in Prague I’d be bitching here about her not being around (It’s what I used to do anyway ) but alas I HAVE NO FOCUS. Oh, and I think I’m cutting off this Twitter posts. Its annoying ME.

Done.

• I'm at Brooklyn Public House (247 Dekalb Ave, Vanderbilt Ave, New York). http://bit.ly/vOUHM #
• #ItWillNotWork RT @lprocope: @elonjames and Hassan are arguing whether or not a spiked moat will keep us safe from zombies… #
• Not having a plan is #CRAZYtalk RT @reetamac: @elonjames and @lprocope tell me I need a zombie plan. What do you think Twitter? #
• I'm at The Alibi (242 DeKalb Ave, at Vanderbilt, Brooklyn). http://bit.ly/xB8NA #
• HA! RT @Villager: I dunno my brotha … Ving Rhames is still my goto guy during the #ZombieApocalypse … but, u can come along for back-up! #
• #LittleJewsMakeTerribleNinjas #QuoteMe RT @ms_treesap: @elonjames Pfft, for all you know she's been taking ninja classes when you were out! #
• Gay Zombie Porn? #ShesInSoMuchTrouble RT @ChrisMacDen: @elonjames or gay porn. Prague is a big place for that too #
• #LyricalUppercut RT @elprofe316: @lprocope Come awn nah. Let's do that shite. (But who do we invite?) #
• I, on the other hand have AMAZING #ZombieFightingSkills During the #ZombieApocalypse you'll want to swear allegiance to me #
• Anytime some weird European monster shit goes down its in Prague. She wont stand a chance. #GFisBADwithZOMBIES #GFinPRAGUE #
• Day 3 of #GFinPRAGUE: Is it odd I'm absolutely sure she's being chased by Vampires and/or Zombies? #WeirdShitHappensInPrague #
• Are you in the DC area? Do you want to witness Steele be all Steele-y? Todays the last day to RSVP for it – hucollegerepublicans@gmail.com #
• The fact that people weren't sure if I was kidding is the most telling moment of all. #TrueStory #SteeleAtHoward #
• Note: Steele hasn't spoken at Howard yet. These are simply my predictions of his speech. Some of ya'll started to wonder… #
• "Ever heard of Cash for Clunkers? Why not Chitlins for Negroes joining GOP. Yall KNOW ya'll like chitlins…" #SteeleAtHoward #
• "The GOP needs Blacks and Hispanics. And not in that "Being a Nanny & Cleaning the house" sorta way…" #SteeleAtHoward #
• "Universal Healthcare? Why not just call it "Keeping Negroes healthy so they can be in Prison longer." #SteeleAtHoward #
• "My soul? I sold that YEARS ago. Thats sorta what you do as a Negro in the GOP. But NOW I can hail cabs so…" #SteeleAtHoward #
• I hope Michael Steele & McD's #365Black dont ever work together. Between the GOP & Diabetes Black folk wont stand a chance. #
• Do I have any Howard Followers? Can you please, for the love of God, LiveTweet Michale Steele speaking? #Ibegthee #
• But now its VINTAGE RT @poliscipunk: @elonjames I'll make you a deal: I'll buy a #TWiB Mug and T-Shirt if you make another #TWiB! #
• I'm at Rancho Alegre (204 Garfield Place, at 7th Ave, Brooklyn). http://bit.ly/2rRIqb #
• "What if we sweeten the pot? You join the GOP, we create a public fried chicken option? Mac & cheese? Hmm?" #SteeleAtHoward #
• "You Negroes like Guns. The GOP likes Guns. Why WOULDNT you join? Think Black people, THINK!" #SteeleAtHoward #
• "I mean, ya'll already call each other Niggas, so being in the GOP should make you feel right at home!" #SteeleAtHoward #
• "The GOP is the Party for Young Black People. Even if they don't particularly like Young Black People…" #SteeleAtHoward #
• Oh please let a Howard Student kick him in the shin. RT @jasonrashaad: Chances are hes bringing chicken & collard greens: http://is.gd/2EiH9 #
• I wonder will he rap… RT @TatianaKing: Michael Steele hosting a tow hall @ Howard on Sept 1st?…i have a feeling this will be funny #
• #PinappleMargaritasWillEndAllWar #ThatPlusGuacamole RT @missmiranda: @elonjames Mexican food brunch? Ah lawd! #
• Alright. I have been summoned to a #FridayBrunch. Gmail Contacts be DAMNED. #MexicanFoodisWhyTheCagedBirdSings #
• #ImCoolerThanYou Cause I'm spending my Fri. Afternoon properly organizing my Gmail & BB contacts to sync properly. #EffingNerd #
• #NoBooze? Who R U & where's Lynne? RT @lprocope: …by 2. I won't booze but I can be persuaded to schmooze & eat an amazing salad. #
• #BestFFToday RT @CurryGrrl: #FF @elonjames because, in the words of my British aunt, "I've never known a Negro quite like this one before." #
• #TheRealestThingYouEverWrote RT @JeffEsquire: @elonjames #BRUNCHHARDORGOHOME #
• #IamAnArtist RT @profblmkelley: RT @ChrisMacDen: @elonjames I love your new pics.// yeah, what up the skinny, serious black and whites? #
• Um…are we brunchin today? RT @lprocope: Unless its @elonjames … He'll just make you gain 30lbs eating brunch every day. #
• Now I have to come up with a #LYRICALUPPERCUT shirt. #ElonIsACapitalist RT @kathleenadele: @elonjames I would totally buy. #
• HA! #MightHappen RT @KnockoutEd: @elonjames I want a #LyricalUIppercut tee. Make it happen. It should have the poem "REALLY?" on the back. #

• I'm at Brooklyn Public House (247 Dekalb Ave, Vanderbilt Ave, New York). http://bit.ly/vOUHM #
• #ItWillNotWork RT @lprocope: @elonjames and Hassan are arguing whether or not a spiked moat will keep us safe from zombies… #
• Not having a plan is #CRAZYtalk RT @reetamac: @elonjames and @lprocope tell me I need a zombie plan. What do you think Twitter? #
• I'm at The Alibi (242 DeKalb Ave, at Vanderbilt, Brooklyn). http://bit.ly/xB8NA #
• HA! RT @Villager: I dunno my brotha … Ving Rhames is still my goto guy during the #ZombieApocalypse … but, u can come along for back-up! #
• #LittleJewsMakeTerribleNinjas #QuoteMe RT @ms_treesap: @elonjames Pfft, for all you know she's been taking ninja classes when you were out! #
• Gay Zombie Porn? #ShesInSoMuchTrouble RT @ChrisMacDen: @elonjames or gay porn. Prague is a big place for that too #
• #LyricalUppercut RT @elprofe316: @lprocope Come awn nah. Let's do that shite. (But who do we invite?) #
• I, on the other hand have AMAZING #ZombieFightingSkills During the #ZombieApocalypse you'll want to swear allegiance to me #
• Anytime some weird European monster shit goes down its in Prague. She wont stand a chance. #GFisBADwithZOMBIES #GFinPRAGUE #
• Day 3 of #GFinPRAGUE: Is it odd I'm absolutely sure she's being chased by Vampires and/or Zombies? #WeirdShitHappensInPrague #
• Are you in the DC area? Do you want to witness Steele be all Steele-y? Todays the last day to RSVP for it – hucollegerepublicans@gmail.com #
• The fact that people weren't sure if I was kidding is the most telling moment of all. #TrueStory #SteeleAtHoward #
• Note: Steele hasn't spoken at Howard yet. These are simply my predictions of his speech. Some of ya'll started to wonder… #
• "Ever heard of Cash for Clunkers? Why not Chitlins for Negroes joining GOP. Yall KNOW ya'll like chitlins…" #SteeleAtHoward #
• "The GOP needs Blacks and Hispanics. And not in that "Being a Nanny & Cleaning the house" sorta way…" #SteeleAtHoward #
• "Universal Healthcare? Why not just call it "Keeping Negroes healthy so they can be in Prison longer." #SteeleAtHoward #
• "My soul? I sold that YEARS ago. Thats sorta what you do as a Negro in the GOP. But NOW I can hail cabs so…" #SteeleAtHoward #
• I hope Michael Steele & McD's #365Black dont ever work together. Between the GOP & Diabetes Black folk wont stand a chance. #
• Do I have any Howard Followers? Can you please, for the love of God, LiveTweet Michale Steele speaking? #Ibegthee #
• But now its VINTAGE RT @poliscipunk: @elonjames I'll make you a deal: I'll buy a #TWiB Mug and T-Shirt if you make another #TWiB! #
• I'm at Rancho Alegre (204 Garfield Place, at 7th Ave, Brooklyn). http://bit.ly/2rRIqb #
• "What if we sweeten the pot? You join the GOP, we create a public fried chicken option? Mac & cheese? Hmm?" #SteeleAtHoward #
• "You Negroes like Guns. The GOP likes Guns. Why WOULDNT you join? Think Black people, THINK!" #SteeleAtHoward #
• "I mean, ya'll already call each other Niggas, so being in the GOP should make you feel right at home!" #SteeleAtHoward #
• "The GOP is the Party for Young Black People. Even if they don't particularly like Young Black People…" #SteeleAtHoward #
• Oh please let a Howard Student kick him in the shin. RT @jasonrashaad: Chances are hes bringing chicken & collard greens: http://is.gd/2EiH9 #
• I wonder will he rap… RT @TatianaKing: Michael Steele hosting a tow hall @ Howard on Sept 1st?…i have a feeling this will be funny #
• #PinappleMargaritasWillEndAllWar #ThatPlusGuacamole RT @missmiranda: @elonjames Mexican food brunch? Ah lawd! #
• Alright. I have been summoned to a #FridayBrunch. Gmail Contacts be DAMNED. #MexicanFoodisWhyTheCagedBirdSings #
• #ImCoolerThanYou Cause I'm spending my Fri. Afternoon properly organizing my Gmail & BB contacts to sync properly. #EffingNerd #
• #NoBooze? Who R U & where's Lynne? RT @lprocope: …by 2. I won't booze but I can be persuaded to schmooze & eat an amazing salad. #
• #BestFFToday RT @CurryGrrl: #FF @elonjames because, in the words of my British aunt, "I've never known a Negro quite like this one before." #
• #TheRealestThingYouEverWrote RT @JeffEsquire: @elonjames #BRUNCHHARDORGOHOME #
• #IamAnArtist RT @profblmkelley: RT @ChrisMacDen: @elonjames I love your new pics.// yeah, what up the skinny, serious black and whites? #
• Um…are we brunchin today? RT @lprocope: Unless its @elonjames … He'll just make you gain 30lbs eating brunch every day. #
• Now I have to come up with a #LYRICALUPPERCUT shirt. #ElonIsACapitalist RT @kathleenadele: @elonjames I would totally buy. #
• HA! #MightHappen RT @KnockoutEd: @elonjames I want a #LyricalUIppercut tee. Make it happen. It should have the poem "REALLY?" on the back. #

• HA! RT @chicagostyle: @elonjames how many stereotypes will I reinforce if I say I need to wait til I get paid??? #
• Optimus Primes voice was ruined when they made him say "My Bad" RT @pasch1X: @elonjames the voice of optimis prime-#BRUNCHisNOTaGAME #
• You can make that happen at this very moment RT @chicagostyle: @elonjames ok, I need a we brunch hard tee #
• Now buy a shirt RT @lprocope: @Mychal_Smith @elonjames @basseyworld @reetamac **Mycal honey you could always come to brunch!!!** #
• I can see that RT @PerfectPeace263: @elonjames Samuel L. Jackson is the best choice to say #brunchisnotagame #
• And Bombs…dont forget the bombs…RT @JeremyMeyers: @elonjames you wouldn't be able to hear it over the sirens #BRUNCHisNOTaGAME #
• I imagined Funk Master Flex… RT @JeremyMeyers: @elonjames the #BRUNCHisNOTaGAME hashtag is better if you picture Mystikal saying it. #
• http://twib.me/store – DO IT! RT @TheLovely1: @elonjames Where do I get my tee shirt! #
• #BRUNCHisNOTaGAME RT @Mychal_Smith: @elonjames son…"We BRUNCH Hard" t-shirts?? you're a madman.. #
• Um…#WhatchuTalkinBoutWillis? @KAIZENcoach: guess that's why you stopped tweeting with us little people…you're just too big now. #
• You want your #TWIB Swag? MAKE IT HAPPEN – http://twib.me/store #
• NICE, TWITPIC IT NOW! RT @lprocope: @elonjames hey! Hey! Hey! I got my new TWIB T-shirt in the mail today! Its very very awesome! #
• Currently im booking my show. I hope to get me and her out soon though! RT @ChitownStu: @elonjames you alone or you and @bassyworld? #
• "i" love that I have people. Its strange. I'm not used to it yet RT @ChrisMacDen: @elonjames I love that you have people! #
• I have the MNGMT Folks hitting them up… RT @ChrisMacDen: Did you contact the places I mentioned? Black Box at Prince is really cool space #
• Perform RT @Kalediscope: @elonjames what r u looking for exactly? a place to live or just to visit? #
• Definitely looking at Philly. Was checking Ardmore but looking for more Philly-Centric spots. RT @ChitownStu: Phila not getting the love?? #
• Awwww snap. RT @Rizzz: @elonjames Wed. is the new Thurs. So yeah, we do. #
• Hey #DC, do you guys check out shows on Wednesdays. Looking to book a few dates out there! #
• #WhoWillSaveTheYouth? RT @cnichols82: come on, its repetitive and talk about taking shots. My 15 year old brother will worship it. #
• Argh. RT @BrunoMarti: @elonjames Ghetto Techo is one of the song Chase & Status did they also working on the new Rihanna cd too #
• I'm from #BKLYN so I'm a hardcore HOV fan But this? Horrendous. RT @TheLovely1: @elonjames Is it THAT BAD?! Hov usually never misses. #
• I understand Hovs being artistic. Doesnt want to be stagnant. Maybe Europe will LOVE "Ghetto Techno" #BrooklynWillNot #QuoteMe #
• I'm on my 3rd listen of Hov's "Ghetto Techno". Trying not to hate…He's thinking outside of the box…the box of good music #
• WTF is this #Fuckery? RT @ToureX: RT @dopeboySHAKE: this new Jay-Z joint Ghetto Techno (http://tinyurl.com/m5ncxd) is ummm…. yea #
• Um, Queens don't watch TV. I thought we established this… RT @lprocope: Oh twitter nation… I need your help. I want to buy a 32" TV. #
• Day 2 of #GFinPRAGUE: I'm fine. Forget her. I got a life, son! #LIES #FauxBravado #MySoulFeelsColdAndAlone #
• Supporting A Good choice for NOLA & Getting a chance to Dine with @harrislacewell? How can you NOT do this? -http://bit.ly/16vve0 #
• The GOP says yes, long as the program is of the opposite sex… RT @Nimbusyosh: wow….. Can you HAVE a crush on a computer program? #
• You Black people and your Crack… RT @heather11483: @elonjames so is that like when people have a 'crush' on crack or gambling? #
• STOP TRYING TO DEFINE MY LOVE! #FauxRage RT @ZerlinaM: @elonjames um…u have a #twittercrush on the network or on ur friends on twitter? #
• Is it possible to have a #TwitterCrush on Twitter itself? When i dont hear from it i get antsy & wonder whats wrong. #
• #NewRulesForWhenGFisInPrague: No more beers the size of my head. Reason why? I think its Obvious. #

• HA! RT @chicagostyle: @elonjames how many stereotypes will I reinforce if I say I need to wait til I get paid??? #
• Optimus Primes voice was ruined when they made him say "My Bad" RT @pasch1X: @elonjames the voice of optimis prime-#BRUNCHisNOTaGAME #
• You can make that happen at this very moment RT @chicagostyle: @elonjames ok, I need a we brunch hard tee #
• Now buy a shirt RT @lprocope: @Mychal_Smith @elonjames @basseyworld @reetamac **Mycal honey you could always come to brunch!!!** #
• I can see that RT @PerfectPeace263: @elonjames Samuel L. Jackson is the best choice to say #brunchisnotagame #
• And Bombs…dont forget the bombs…RT @JeremyMeyers: @elonjames you wouldn't be able to hear it over the sirens #BRUNCHisNOTaGAME #
• I imagined Funk Master Flex… RT @JeremyMeyers: @elonjames the #BRUNCHisNOTaGAME hashtag is better if you picture Mystikal saying it. #
• http://twib.me/store – DO IT! RT @TheLovely1: @elonjames Where do I get my tee shirt! #
• #BRUNCHisNOTaGAME RT @Mychal_Smith: @elonjames son…"We BRUNCH Hard" t-shirts?? you're a madman.. #
• Um…#WhatchuTalkinBoutWillis? @KAIZENcoach: guess that's why you stopped tweeting with us little people…you're just too big now. #
• You want your #TWIB Swag? MAKE IT HAPPEN – http://twib.me/store #
• NICE, TWITPIC IT NOW! RT @lprocope: @elonjames hey! Hey! Hey! I got my new TWIB T-shirt in the mail today! Its very very awesome! #
• Currently im booking my show. I hope to get me and her out soon though! RT @ChitownStu: @elonjames you alone or you and @bassyworld? #
• "i" love that I have people. Its strange. I'm not used to it yet RT @ChrisMacDen: @elonjames I love that you have people! #
• I have the MNGMT Folks hitting them up… RT @ChrisMacDen: Did you contact the places I mentioned? Black Box at Prince is really cool space #
• Perform RT @Kalediscope: @elonjames what r u looking for exactly? a place to live or just to visit? #
• Definitely looking at Philly. Was checking Ardmore but looking for more Philly-Centric spots. RT @ChitownStu: Phila not getting the love?? #
• Awwww snap. RT @Rizzz: @elonjames Wed. is the new Thurs. So yeah, we do. #
• Hey #DC, do you guys check out shows on Wednesdays. Looking to book a few dates out there! #
• #WhoWillSaveTheYouth? RT @cnichols82: come on, its repetitive and talk about taking shots. My 15 year old brother will worship it. #
• Argh. RT @BrunoMarti: @elonjames Ghetto Techo is one of the song Chase & Status did they also working on the new Rihanna cd too #
• I'm from #BKLYN so I'm a hardcore HOV fan But this? Horrendous. RT @TheLovely1: @elonjames Is it THAT BAD?! Hov usually never misses. #
• I understand Hovs being artistic. Doesnt want to be stagnant. Maybe Europe will LOVE "Ghetto Techno" #BrooklynWillNot #QuoteMe #
• I'm on my 3rd listen of Hov's "Ghetto Techno". Trying not to hate…He's thinking outside of the box…the box of good music #
• WTF is this #Fuckery? RT @ToureX: RT @dopeboySHAKE: this new Jay-Z joint Ghetto Techno (http://tinyurl.com/m5ncxd) is ummm…. yea #
• Um, Queens don't watch TV. I thought we established this… RT @lprocope: Oh twitter nation… I need your help. I want to buy a 32" TV. #
• Day 2 of #GFinPRAGUE: I'm fine. Forget her. I got a life, son! #LIES #FauxBravado #MySoulFeelsColdAndAlone #
• Supporting A Good choice for NOLA & Getting a chance to Dine with @harrislacewell? How can you NOT do this? -http://bit.ly/16vve0 #
• The GOP says yes, long as the program is of the opposite sex… RT @Nimbusyosh: wow….. Can you HAVE a crush on a computer program? #
• You Black people and your Crack… RT @heather11483: @elonjames so is that like when people have a 'crush' on crack or gambling? #
• STOP TRYING TO DEFINE MY LOVE! #FauxRage RT @ZerlinaM: @elonjames um…u have a #twittercrush on the network or on ur friends on twitter? #
• Is it possible to have a #TwitterCrush on Twitter itself? When i dont hear from it i get antsy & wonder whats wrong. #
• #NewRulesForWhenGFisInPrague: No more beers the size of my head. Reason why? I think its Obvious. #