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Aug 23

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-23

Posted by Elon James White on Sunday Aug 23, 2009 Under tweets
  • Not yet. thinking this week perhaps. RT @XPhile1908: @elonjames is it new phone yet? #
  • #CablevisionFail i come home to watch #trueblood to find HBO was changed from the channel it normally is hence im recording nothing… #
  • She was around me so it had to b excellent! ;) #HealthySelfEsteem RT @racheltrue: @basseyworld hope it was a good day.. been off the twitter #
  • I am…wait, im here ;) RT @basseyworld: At dinner with @lprocope @reetamac @elonjames and @jsmooth995. Are you jealous? #
  • I think its almost time for #brunch2. You heard me. #BRUNCH2 son!!! #
  • This shows the bonds of Brunch. I've sweated today in order to watch @lprocope be great. #BrunchIsThickerThanBlood #
  • Ive brunched there ;) RT @StefRenee: BK may brunch hard, but Illadelph brunches wet. On the way to Manayunk for eats and plenty o' libation! #
  • We took that word a long time ago. Just like whites took "My Bad" RT @pittswiley: @elonjames It's ghetto? So you're saying it's very.Jewish? #
  • NICE. RT @writeli: RT @elonjames:… only for a short while. #BrunchIsEternal (some might say permanent…off for Royaltons now) #
  • Oh trust me. Its the DEFINITION of GHETTO. I own one, but I know the truth. RT @meredithmo: @elonjames Aw, I don't think of them as ghetto. #
  • Fort Greene RT @evatography: @elonjames i want one! did you get yours in bed stuy too? #
  • If I was stopped by a cop wearing my #BKLYNweGOhard T-Shirt I'd just accept I'm spending a night in prison. #TotallyMyFault #
  • My #BKLYNweGOhard T-Shirt is the most ghetto piece of clothing I own. I can't wear it outside and expect to get a cab. #Facts #
  • DUDE! I BOUGHT ONE YESTERDAY!!!! RT @meredithmo: =Was in Bed-Stuy yesterday; saw "Brooklyn We Go Hard" tee shirts galore. #
  • "Brunch is the Reason why the Caged Bird has eggs on his Beak & rarely complains." #BrunchIsEternal #weBRUNCHhard #
  • Race, Politics and Religion is only for a short while. #BrunchIsEternal #
  • Negro, I'm getting dressed for BRUNCH right now #AskAboutMe ;) RT @CurryGrrl: @elonjames What? No brunch tweets? Are they out of mimosa? #
  • IT sorta doesn't change the subject REALLY does it? RT @pittswiley: So @elonjames I hear you LOVED Inglourious Basterds! #ChangingSubject #
  • Note: Don't open DMs From Blair ;) RT @profblmkelley: #Trueblood 2night? RU watching it live or going out? #JustwanttoknowsoIcanDMspoilers2u #
  • Actually "I" don't bring it up almost EVER. I do, however, respond. RT @AlisasGotIt: @elonjames this topic comes up way too much with you #
  • RT @sequoiahouston: @elonjames My god-sister is black and wouldn't date a black guy for anything. She said her grandmother taught her not. #
  • Again, I have to assume this is humor. RT @Imabong: Black men dating white women and vice versa..mostly curiosity. How can it b nething else #
  • I like that people think being a black guy means you're swimming in a sea of willing white girls. #NotReally #WTF? #
  • There are people of ALL ethnicities that WONT date Black ANYTHING either for reasons of Preference or Family pressure. #JustIs #
  • Same with ANYBODY… RT @rochellespencer: I think she ( @KDavis ) is saying that u can't make someone else be attracted to u if they're not. #
  • Happens to MOC too, so? RT @Khodo: I used to be all "race doesnt matter in love" then i saw the objectifying way many white guys treated WOC #
  • HA! RT @SpenceLowry: @elonjames I thought it was agreed that your WGF was black by default with the whole cab incident. it's an issue again? #
  • #UmWhat? RT @KDavis…black women dating outside our race isn't always abt courage or following heart. sometimes its abt the other person #
  • I assume your kidding. Twitter doesn't translate jokes sometimes… RT @Imabong: No worries thats just how black u r. R u republican too? #
  • People address it, so I address it. Why wouldn't I? RT @basseyworld: Wow. Just say you love your girlfriend and leave the rest alone. #
  • I once explained to someone "I don't date White girls. I date a young lady named Emily who happens to be White." #
  • It's funny. When people are alerted of my White G/f they are either shocked or say "MmmHmm. I knew it" which I still dont get #
  • Not Me @profblmkelley – I saw @basseyworld & @ToureX discussing it in the past 12 hours and I'm JUST saying something. #JustEnteringTheFray #
  • There is enough dumb race shit happening in Post-Racial America with out the need to question "Who loves who & Why." #Chillax #
  • #NoMoreWhiteGirlJokes ;) RT @basseyworld: I'm not against interracial relationships. Love is love. I'm against stupid people procreating. #
  • #word RT @ToureX: Shouldn't need courage to follow your heart RT @mooks19: I wish more black women had the courage 2 date outside our race #
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Aug 23

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-23

Posted by Elon James White on Sunday Aug 23, 2009 Under tweets
  • Not yet. thinking this week perhaps. RT @XPhile1908: @elonjames is it new phone yet? #
  • #CablevisionFail i come home to watch #trueblood to find HBO was changed from the channel it normally is hence im recording nothing… #
  • She was around me so it had to b excellent! ;) #HealthySelfEsteem RT @racheltrue: @basseyworld hope it was a good day.. been off the twitter #
  • I am…wait, im here ;) RT @basseyworld: At dinner with @lprocope @reetamac @elonjames and @jsmooth995. Are you jealous? #
  • I think its almost time for #brunch2. You heard me. #BRUNCH2 son!!! #
  • This shows the bonds of Brunch. I've sweated today in order to watch @lprocope be great. #BrunchIsThickerThanBlood #
  • Ive brunched there ;) RT @StefRenee: BK may brunch hard, but Illadelph brunches wet. On the way to Manayunk for eats and plenty o' libation! #
  • We took that word a long time ago. Just like whites took "My Bad" RT @pittswiley: @elonjames It's ghetto? So you're saying it's very.Jewish? #
  • NICE. RT @writeli: RT @elonjames:… only for a short while. #BrunchIsEternal (some might say permanent…off for Royaltons now) #
  • Oh trust me. Its the DEFINITION of GHETTO. I own one, but I know the truth. RT @meredithmo: @elonjames Aw, I don't think of them as ghetto. #
  • Fort Greene RT @evatography: @elonjames i want one! did you get yours in bed stuy too? #
  • If I was stopped by a cop wearing my #BKLYNweGOhard T-Shirt I'd just accept I'm spending a night in prison. #TotallyMyFault #
  • My #BKLYNweGOhard T-Shirt is the most ghetto piece of clothing I own. I can't wear it outside and expect to get a cab. #Facts #
  • DUDE! I BOUGHT ONE YESTERDAY!!!! RT @meredithmo: =Was in Bed-Stuy yesterday; saw "Brooklyn We Go Hard" tee shirts galore. #
  • "Brunch is the Reason why the Caged Bird has eggs on his Beak & rarely complains." #BrunchIsEternal #weBRUNCHhard #
  • Race, Politics and Religion is only for a short while. #BrunchIsEternal #
  • Negro, I'm getting dressed for BRUNCH right now #AskAboutMe ;) RT @CurryGrrl: @elonjames What? No brunch tweets? Are they out of mimosa? #
  • IT sorta doesn't change the subject REALLY does it? RT @pittswiley: So @elonjames I hear you LOVED Inglourious Basterds! #ChangingSubject #
  • Note: Don't open DMs From Blair ;) RT @profblmkelley: #Trueblood 2night? RU watching it live or going out? #JustwanttoknowsoIcanDMspoilers2u #
  • Actually "I" don't bring it up almost EVER. I do, however, respond. RT @AlisasGotIt: @elonjames this topic comes up way too much with you #
  • RT @sequoiahouston: @elonjames My god-sister is black and wouldn't date a black guy for anything. She said her grandmother taught her not. #
  • Again, I have to assume this is humor. RT @Imabong: Black men dating white women and vice versa..mostly curiosity. How can it b nething else #
  • I like that people think being a black guy means you're swimming in a sea of willing white girls. #NotReally #WTF? #
  • There are people of ALL ethnicities that WONT date Black ANYTHING either for reasons of Preference or Family pressure. #JustIs #
  • Same with ANYBODY… RT @rochellespencer: I think she ( @KDavis ) is saying that u can't make someone else be attracted to u if they're not. #
  • Happens to MOC too, so? RT @Khodo: I used to be all "race doesnt matter in love" then i saw the objectifying way many white guys treated WOC #
  • HA! RT @SpenceLowry: @elonjames I thought it was agreed that your WGF was black by default with the whole cab incident. it's an issue again? #
  • #UmWhat? RT @KDavis…black women dating outside our race isn't always abt courage or following heart. sometimes its abt the other person #
  • I assume your kidding. Twitter doesn't translate jokes sometimes… RT @Imabong: No worries thats just how black u r. R u republican too? #
  • People address it, so I address it. Why wouldn't I? RT @basseyworld: Wow. Just say you love your girlfriend and leave the rest alone. #
  • I once explained to someone "I don't date White girls. I date a young lady named Emily who happens to be White." #
  • It's funny. When people are alerted of my White G/f they are either shocked or say "MmmHmm. I knew it" which I still dont get #
  • Not Me @profblmkelley – I saw @basseyworld & @ToureX discussing it in the past 12 hours and I'm JUST saying something. #JustEnteringTheFray #
  • There is enough dumb race shit happening in Post-Racial America with out the need to question "Who loves who & Why." #Chillax #
  • #NoMoreWhiteGirlJokes ;) RT @basseyworld: I'm not against interracial relationships. Love is love. I'm against stupid people procreating. #
  • #word RT @ToureX: Shouldn't need courage to follow your heart RT @mooks19: I wish more black women had the courage 2 date outside our race #
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Aug 22

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-22

Posted by Elon James White on Saturday Aug 22, 2009 Under tweets
  • Drinking with @basseyworld & @lprocope – its like Saturday Night Brunch. ;) #
  • Will see it! RT @baratunde: OMG @wkamaubell's show "Ending Racism In About An Hour" is awesome! @elonjames @harrislacewell check him out now #
  • Good Size. Folks might wanna get in early for a seat. Theres an Open Mic right b4 the show. RT @Hippiechick68: How big is this venue? #
  • I take that as an official endorsement ;) RT @harrislacewell: This is where I will be on Monday night! 8pm @louderARTS – http://is.gd/2ucLc #
  • Oh dear. What did it remind you of? RT @leoraviega: … reminded after rding tweet that @elonjames has white gf #
  • Grabbing Mex in the Slope. You're welcome to join then drinks over at @lprocope – @reetamac @lprocope @elprofe316 @basseyworld @tarabetts #
  • It really does. I told her that ;) RT @frparker: RT @elonjames: The White G/F was in the Cab with us. ;) *which makes her black by default* #
  • The White G/F was in the Cab with us. ;) RT @vixenblack: @elonjames Y didn't u show a pic of ur white g/f? Show him u'r not a dangerous man #
  • The White G/f was way more upset by the Cabbies reaction. I was more "yup…sounds about right." #NeverSurprisd #
  • Indeed. RT @marcuswoodson: @elonjames does that fall into the category of #ishblacksdealwitheventhoughobamaspresident? #
  • I have no urge to go to court. But theres a point where you have to say "Stop being a dick you dick." #TheLineIMustBeDrawnHere #
  • Walking up and remembering "Oh right. He tried to insult me via my being black 3 times, badly, but tried" has renewed my since of justice… #
  • After a Cabbie refused for a half hour to drive me to #Bklyn in POURING rain, i didn't really have the urge to take him to court. #
  • Took us to the Police Precinct & the cops literally said through the loud speaker "Don't Worry.He's going to take you to #BKLYN" HA! #
  • Cabbie literally wasted 30 minutes trying to NOT take us to #BKLYN. Pouring rain, but we were supposed to get out of the cab… #
  • The guy wasn't even a good racist. He was the "I want to bother the black guy but I dont have any real wit" racist. #Boring #
  • Just took a cab home with @lprocope. Highlight? Being called a Black M'effer as I walked to my building #PostRacialAmerica #
  • Inglorious Bastertds – Rating? 2 out of 4 Stars. There was a 4 Star film buried somewhere in that 2 Hour 33 minute one… #
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Aug 22

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-22

Posted by Elon James White on Saturday Aug 22, 2009 Under tweets
  • Drinking with @basseyworld & @lprocope – its like Saturday Night Brunch. ;) #
  • Will see it! RT @baratunde: OMG @wkamaubell's show "Ending Racism In About An Hour" is awesome! @elonjames @harrislacewell check him out now #
  • Good Size. Folks might wanna get in early for a seat. Theres an Open Mic right b4 the show. RT @Hippiechick68: How big is this venue? #
  • I take that as an official endorsement ;) RT @harrislacewell: This is where I will be on Monday night! 8pm @louderARTS – http://is.gd/2ucLc #
  • Oh dear. What did it remind you of? RT @leoraviega: … reminded after rding tweet that @elonjames has white gf #
  • Grabbing Mex in the Slope. You're welcome to join then drinks over at @lprocope – @reetamac @lprocope @elprofe316 @basseyworld @tarabetts #
  • It really does. I told her that ;) RT @frparker: RT @elonjames: The White G/F was in the Cab with us. ;) *which makes her black by default* #
  • The White G/F was in the Cab with us. ;) RT @vixenblack: @elonjames Y didn't u show a pic of ur white g/f? Show him u'r not a dangerous man #
  • The White G/f was way more upset by the Cabbies reaction. I was more "yup…sounds about right." #NeverSurprisd #
  • Indeed. RT @marcuswoodson: @elonjames does that fall into the category of #ishblacksdealwitheventhoughobamaspresident? #
  • I have no urge to go to court. But theres a point where you have to say "Stop being a dick you dick." #TheLineIMustBeDrawnHere #
  • Walking up and remembering "Oh right. He tried to insult me via my being black 3 times, badly, but tried" has renewed my since of justice… #
  • After a Cabbie refused for a half hour to drive me to #Bklyn in POURING rain, i didn't really have the urge to take him to court. #
  • Took us to the Police Precinct & the cops literally said through the loud speaker "Don't Worry.He's going to take you to #BKLYN" HA! #
  • Cabbie literally wasted 30 minutes trying to NOT take us to #BKLYN. Pouring rain, but we were supposed to get out of the cab… #
  • The guy wasn't even a good racist. He was the "I want to bother the black guy but I dont have any real wit" racist. #Boring #
  • Just took a cab home with @lprocope. Highlight? Being called a Black M'effer as I walked to my building #PostRacialAmerica #
  • Inglorious Bastertds – Rating? 2 out of 4 Stars. There was a 4 Star film buried somewhere in that 2 Hour 33 minute one… #
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Aug 21

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-21

Posted by Elon James White on Friday Aug 21, 2009 Under tweets
  • 1st online for the 10:30 showing of inglorious bastards. I feel like ive won the "best seat, bitches" game i play in my mind. #
  • The people keeping me professional – @WhitesmithEnt @emwizzle @SaraJBenincasa #
  • The #BlackTestedWhiteApproved : @allisonkilkenny @AdamSerwer @charles_star @joanwalsh @ChrisMacDen @jennpozner #
  • The #BlackJusticeLeagueOfAmerica #BJLA – @elprofe316 @reetamac @lprocope @reetamac @pittswiley @tarabetts #
  • #FF -The Black Illuminati: @profblmkelley @marclamonthill @harrislacewell @basseyworld @dreamhampton @racheltrue @jsmooth995 @baratunde #
  • Okay I feel like I need to jump on the #FollowFriday bandwagon but if you follow me for an hour or 2 you know who i #FollowHard #
  • Nope. #ElonjustTweetsSon ;) RT @profblmkelley: He not only Tweets hard, but occasionally he works. :) My funniest friend @elonjames #
  • Ha, atleast SOMEBODY enjoyed it. I was in a perpetual state of eyeroll. RT @dreamhampton: @elonjames i just do. great revenge film. sorry. #
  • #GASP #HORROR #MOREHORROR – Whyyyyy? RT @dreamhampton: @elonjames i love Death Proof. #
  • I hope someone pulled Tarantino to the side like "Hey…um…Remember that movie Death Proof you made? Yeah, dont do that." #
  • Death Proof was Interesting-Proof. RT @k_ran: @elonjames Am I not the only one who wasn't all about Death Proof? #
  • Inglorious Bastards. Tonight. 10:30pm. I'm expecting some classic Tarantino-ness. None of that Grind-house nonsense. #QuoteMe #
  • Noah=Ark, Moses=10Plagues #ElonKnowsHisTorah RT @TrayCoop: @elonjames Moses or Noah? Which one you looking for when its raining frogs? #
  • I think it might ACTUALLY be raining frogs in #BKLYN right now. #WheresMoses? #
  • RT @jsmooth995: I think ppl get it twisted cause it was QT on screen saying it but IMO he was playing a character not meant 2 b sympathetic #
  • Not just you. RT @mauvegrrl: @elonjames characters shouldn't be true to PC rules – they should be true to their characters. is it just me? #
  • I actually don't LIKE the overuse of the N Word. But I will always defend its usage. I might judge u, but u can say it… #
  • RT @StefRenee: I'm co-signing. As a writer, I get deeply perturbed when people try to emotionalize words out of my grab bag. I prefer choice #
  • To be funny.. .RT @JamilSmith: Was there any reason, germane to the plot of "Pulp Fiction", why QT had to say "dead nigger storage" #
  • I don't condone the usage of Nigger but i don't forbid it. Poets and Writers have used this to express pain and joy… #
  • Usage of the word Nigger isn't art. But it CAN be Artfully used. To condemn any usage is to stifle expression. (@JamilSmith) #
  • RT @JamilSmith:The mere existence of the word "nigger" is not license to use it casually, and the use of it certainly doesn't make it "art". #
  • Art is Art. Does the word NOT exist? RT @JamilSmith:…'Dead Nigger Storage'? [Agreed with Spike then, still do. QT crossed the line there.] #
  • Pulp Fiction has the only scene where a White guy uses the word "N***er" and I laughed out loud. #TrueStory #
  • Thats what I'M talking about. I quote Pulp Fiction TILL THIS DAY. RT @Swerdlick:…"That's all you needed to say, Negro." #
  • Written By Tarantino, Not the complete package… RT @fleudidi: @elonjames Y is everyone sleeping on True Romance? #
  • Its what your parents were watching when they conceived you… RT @pittswiley: @elonjames Uncle Elon , what's Pulp Fiction? #
  • Young Folk don't remember… RT @ToureX: @elonjames The judges will accept Pulp Fiction as QT's #1. That's a solid, tho minority opinion. #
  • To say Kill Bill is the Best Tarantino movie is to say you don't really care about MOVIES. #QuoteMe #
  • RT @jaszygyrl: @Elonjames: I'm a firm believer that reservoir dogs is number two on the tarantino film list. Pulp fiction is number one. #
  • Pulp Fiction could bring the dead back to life. Ask John Travolta #TrueStory #
  • Reservoir Dogs was good, but not PULP FICTION. RT @PerfectPeace263: @elonjames What about Reservoir Dogs? Can't leave that out. #
  • Crazy Talk. PULP FICTION. No Question. RT @ToureX: The consensus from those who've tweeted me is that Kill Bill is Tarantino's best. #
  • Horse & Saddle… http://is.gd/2s3jT … RT @rachelw627:LOVE IT!!!!!!!!! Would it possibly come in a woman's size? Not cap sleeve… #
  • #weBRUNCHhard – http://is.gd/2s2Dt RT @MrGobert: #FF @elonjames …plus he's leading the trend on black folks brunching. #
  • #ElonListens – http://is.gd/2s2Dt – RT @rachelw627: @elonjames love the store. Would really love a "we brunch hard" theme t-shirt though #
  • EXACTLY. RT @Tuphlos: @elonjames Is this like showing my black certificate? #TWiB! MERCH – http://twib.me/store #
  • Thats 15.99! #DrinkYourCoffeeBLACKson RT @Laura__Martin: @elonjames $18 for a coffee mug?! #recession #
  • Do you like Black people? Are you, in fact, Black? PROVE IT! – #TWiB! MERCH – http://twib.me/store #
  • Ha! #NICE RT @lprocope: @elonjames…I just bought my first #TWIB t-shirt in Creme. I'll wear it to next weeks brunch! #FF this man folks! #
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Aug 21

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-21

Posted by Elon James White on Friday Aug 21, 2009 Under tweets
  • 1st online for the 10:30 showing of inglorious bastards. I feel like ive won the "best seat, bitches" game i play in my mind. #
  • The people keeping me professional – @WhitesmithEnt @emwizzle @SaraJBenincasa #
  • The #BlackTestedWhiteApproved : @allisonkilkenny @AdamSerwer @charles_star @joanwalsh @ChrisMacDen @jennpozner #
  • The #BlackJusticeLeagueOfAmerica #BJLA – @elprofe316 @reetamac @lprocope @reetamac @pittswiley @tarabetts #
  • #FF -The Black Illuminati: @profblmkelley @marclamonthill @harrislacewell @basseyworld @dreamhampton @racheltrue @jsmooth995 @baratunde #
  • Okay I feel like I need to jump on the #FollowFriday bandwagon but if you follow me for an hour or 2 you know who i #FollowHard #
  • Nope. #ElonjustTweetsSon ;) RT @profblmkelley: He not only Tweets hard, but occasionally he works. :) My funniest friend @elonjames #
  • Ha, atleast SOMEBODY enjoyed it. I was in a perpetual state of eyeroll. RT @dreamhampton: @elonjames i just do. great revenge film. sorry. #
  • #GASP #HORROR #MOREHORROR – Whyyyyy? RT @dreamhampton: @elonjames i love Death Proof. #
  • I hope someone pulled Tarantino to the side like "Hey…um…Remember that movie Death Proof you made? Yeah, dont do that." #
  • Death Proof was Interesting-Proof. RT @k_ran: @elonjames Am I not the only one who wasn't all about Death Proof? #
  • Inglorious Bastards. Tonight. 10:30pm. I'm expecting some classic Tarantino-ness. None of that Grind-house nonsense. #QuoteMe #
  • Noah=Ark, Moses=10Plagues #ElonKnowsHisTorah RT @TrayCoop: @elonjames Moses or Noah? Which one you looking for when its raining frogs? #
  • I think it might ACTUALLY be raining frogs in #BKLYN right now. #WheresMoses? #
  • RT @jsmooth995: I think ppl get it twisted cause it was QT on screen saying it but IMO he was playing a character not meant 2 b sympathetic #
  • Not just you. RT @mauvegrrl: @elonjames characters shouldn't be true to PC rules – they should be true to their characters. is it just me? #
  • I actually don't LIKE the overuse of the N Word. But I will always defend its usage. I might judge u, but u can say it… #
  • RT @StefRenee: I'm co-signing. As a writer, I get deeply perturbed when people try to emotionalize words out of my grab bag. I prefer choice #
  • To be funny.. .RT @JamilSmith: Was there any reason, germane to the plot of "Pulp Fiction", why QT had to say "dead nigger storage" #
  • I don't condone the usage of Nigger but i don't forbid it. Poets and Writers have used this to express pain and joy… #
  • Usage of the word Nigger isn't art. But it CAN be Artfully used. To condemn any usage is to stifle expression. (@JamilSmith) #
  • RT @JamilSmith:The mere existence of the word "nigger" is not license to use it casually, and the use of it certainly doesn't make it "art". #
  • Art is Art. Does the word NOT exist? RT @JamilSmith:…'Dead Nigger Storage'? [Agreed with Spike then, still do. QT crossed the line there.] #
  • Pulp Fiction has the only scene where a White guy uses the word "N***er" and I laughed out loud. #TrueStory #
  • Thats what I'M talking about. I quote Pulp Fiction TILL THIS DAY. RT @Swerdlick:…"That's all you needed to say, Negro." #
  • Written By Tarantino, Not the complete package… RT @fleudidi: @elonjames Y is everyone sleeping on True Romance? #
  • Its what your parents were watching when they conceived you… RT @pittswiley: @elonjames Uncle Elon , what's Pulp Fiction? #
  • Young Folk don't remember… RT @ToureX: @elonjames The judges will accept Pulp Fiction as QT's #1. That's a solid, tho minority opinion. #
  • To say Kill Bill is the Best Tarantino movie is to say you don't really care about MOVIES. #QuoteMe #
  • RT @jaszygyrl: @Elonjames: I'm a firm believer that reservoir dogs is number two on the tarantino film list. Pulp fiction is number one. #
  • Pulp Fiction could bring the dead back to life. Ask John Travolta #TrueStory #
  • Reservoir Dogs was good, but not PULP FICTION. RT @PerfectPeace263: @elonjames What about Reservoir Dogs? Can't leave that out. #
  • Crazy Talk. PULP FICTION. No Question. RT @ToureX: The consensus from those who've tweeted me is that Kill Bill is Tarantino's best. #
  • Horse & Saddle… http://is.gd/2s3jT … RT @rachelw627:LOVE IT!!!!!!!!! Would it possibly come in a woman's size? Not cap sleeve… #
  • #weBRUNCHhard – http://is.gd/2s2Dt RT @MrGobert: #FF @elonjames …plus he's leading the trend on black folks brunching. #
  • #ElonListens – http://is.gd/2s2Dt – RT @rachelw627: @elonjames love the store. Would really love a "we brunch hard" theme t-shirt though #
  • EXACTLY. RT @Tuphlos: @elonjames Is this like showing my black certificate? #TWiB! MERCH – http://twib.me/store #
  • Thats 15.99! #DrinkYourCoffeeBLACKson RT @Laura__Martin: @elonjames $18 for a coffee mug?! #recession #
  • Do you like Black people? Are you, in fact, Black? PROVE IT! – #TWiB! MERCH – http://twib.me/store #
  • Ha! #NICE RT @lprocope: @elonjames…I just bought my first #TWIB t-shirt in Creme. I'll wear it to next weeks brunch! #FF this man folks! #
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Aug 20

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-20

Posted by Elon James White on Thursday Aug 20, 2009 Under tweets
  • Aug 24 | NYC: "@basseyworld's the Poet, @elonjames is the Comedian" Flyer- http://is.gd/2qQLF | RSVP – http://bit.ly/nJj1y #
  • This is called #Mocking #iWILLstillTAKEit RT @basseyworld: I LOVE @elonjames.<snip>…make a good couple but alas he is already betrothed #
  • I know, hence the link ;) #ElonCoversBases RT @queenkaye: @elonjames um….like i had your email…lol #
  • Hit me by EMAIL! – http://is.gd/2qNCH RT @queenkaye: the Penn State Black Grad Student's Association want you to come to state college PA #
  • Good Day Good Sir. I SAY GOOD DAY! RT @basseyworld: @elonjames I said No offense! #
  • #JustOnce RT @basseyworld: WILL PEOPLE STOP TRYING TO HOOK ME UP WITH @ELONJAMES! IT IS GROSS! #noffenseelon #
  • Know what would be nice? If just once @basseyworld pretended to NOT to be horrified by me publicly #JustOnce #
  • SHE EW'd ME! RT @dreamhampton: could you pls hop on an Amtrak express w/a vintage sapphire and a puppy and propose to @basseyworld #
  • That just means I need to BLACK IT UP SON! #ArdmoreWillBeGangsta RT @marclamonthill: @elonjames ardmore isn't far, but it's not for negroes #
  • HAHA. 1 of many . I like you Philly folk ;) RT @marcuswoodson: @elonjames yes we can! Philly resident #
  • Hey #PHILLY Folks, Would you travel to Ardmore for a show? #LookingAtPuttingAShowOnAtMilkBoy #
  • RT @baratunde: my 1st #WhiskeyFriday in #Brooklyn 2morrow Co-hosted by Feministe's @JillFilipovic @ Char No. 4. 6pm http://bit.ly/cdOHV #
  • I understand why people dont pay attention to News/Politcs/Race. To be AWARE is to be shocked, hurt & constantly disappointed #
  • I'm not being revolutionary here. The idea "Oh, you're sick? We should help you." isn't MAGICAL. #WTFisWRONGwithUS? #
  • And it HAS to be used as a selling tool because folks(crazy) are freaking out. I get that, its just terribly effed' up. #
  • I'm not saying we SHOULD cover immigrants, but to use NOT covering them as a selling tool should make us ashamed. #TrueStory #
  • Can we not hear the ridiculousness of explaining "We wont help Sick Foreigners, so relax." Thats not kinda evil? #KindaIs #
  • "Don't you cover illegal immigrants with Gov. Healtcare!" Yes. If you're not American You should just die. #WhatIsWrongWithUs #
  • Your blurry photoshopped pic doesnt fool me SIR! RT @FelixMendozaIII: @elonjames nope this pic taken today http://twitpic.com/emeo3 #
  • Madden being dead doesnt ruin the game ;) RT @Nakialjackson: @elonjames LOL! Are you deliberately trying 2 piss off all the Madden2010 fans? #
  • John Madden died 10 yrs ago didnt he? I feel that the dude saying hes madden is actually Special FX to sell Video Games. #
  • Will Look in to it! RT @TheDennisDish: @elonjames Hey, any chance you might come to Central Texas?…but Austin or Dallas would be cool too. #
  • HAHAHA. I think i'm okay. RT @elprofe316: @elonjames Well, DO YOU? #
  • "I" didn't call it awesome…but I'll let THEM do it ;) RT @WhitesmithEnt: Awesome new Elon James White site: http://bit.ly/6LgKa #
  • Oddest Tweet I've gotten This Year. #TrueStory #EffinRelax RT @KolaBoof: @elonjames: Well, ok, Elon James..HI…you want a blowjob too? #
  • VEGAS?! I may just want to gamble ;) RT @Laura__Martin: Show love to Vegas! RT @elonjames: The Team is working on dates out there too! RT #
  • I'd LOVE to get down there. RT @dawnderer26: @elonjames We'd like to see you here in Atlanta, GA ;) #
  • HA! Im not against it… RT @MariaBarrett: Liverpool UK? U'd like! RT @elonjames The Team is working on dates out there too! #
  • The Team is working on dates out there too! RT @Laura__Martin: @elonjames You tour on the left coast? #
  • You may need some Blackness in your life. Join the @elonjames Mailing List for tour dates! #WeDoNotSpam – http://is.gd/2qoZ1 #
  • RT @WhitesmithEnt: She's the Poet; I'm the Comedian – w @ElonJames and @BasseyWorld – Aug 24 in NYC! http://bit.ly/nJj1y #
  • Didnt she mention my article u jacked? ;) RT @pittswiley:#NEGROSUPREMACY RT @KolaBoof…Never heard of @ElonJames until u just mentioned him #
  • Wait. Are Black folks sad & defending Plaxico? Tell me Black folks aren't sad & defending Plaxico… #ImNotInTheMood #
  • Won't lie to you folks. Plaxico could have gotten 10 yrs. I wouldn't care. #StopDoingDumbDumbShit #CarryABook #
  • #WTF? How is i tthat I've started my day with no television or radio but yet im still outraged? #ElonNeedsAVacation #
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Aug 20

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-20

Posted by Elon James White on Thursday Aug 20, 2009 Under tweets
  • Aug 24 | NYC: "@basseyworld's the Poet, @elonjames is the Comedian" Flyer- http://is.gd/2qQLF | RSVP – http://bit.ly/nJj1y #
  • This is called #Mocking #iWILLstillTAKEit RT @basseyworld: I LOVE @elonjames.<snip>…make a good couple but alas he is already betrothed #
  • I know, hence the link ;) #ElonCoversBases RT @queenkaye: @elonjames um….like i had your email…lol #
  • Hit me by EMAIL! – http://is.gd/2qNCH RT @queenkaye: the Penn State Black Grad Student's Association want you to come to state college PA #
  • Good Day Good Sir. I SAY GOOD DAY! RT @basseyworld: @elonjames I said No offense! #
  • #JustOnce RT @basseyworld: WILL PEOPLE STOP TRYING TO HOOK ME UP WITH @ELONJAMES! IT IS GROSS! #noffenseelon #
  • Know what would be nice? If just once @basseyworld pretended to NOT to be horrified by me publicly #JustOnce #
  • SHE EW'd ME! RT @dreamhampton: could you pls hop on an Amtrak express w/a vintage sapphire and a puppy and propose to @basseyworld #
  • That just means I need to BLACK IT UP SON! #ArdmoreWillBeGangsta RT @marclamonthill: @elonjames ardmore isn't far, but it's not for negroes #
  • HAHA. 1 of many . I like you Philly folk ;) RT @marcuswoodson: @elonjames yes we can! Philly resident #
  • Hey #PHILLY Folks, Would you travel to Ardmore for a show? #LookingAtPuttingAShowOnAtMilkBoy #
  • RT @baratunde: my 1st #WhiskeyFriday in #Brooklyn 2morrow Co-hosted by Feministe's @JillFilipovic @ Char No. 4. 6pm http://bit.ly/cdOHV #
  • I understand why people dont pay attention to News/Politcs/Race. To be AWARE is to be shocked, hurt & constantly disappointed #
  • I'm not being revolutionary here. The idea "Oh, you're sick? We should help you." isn't MAGICAL. #WTFisWRONGwithUS? #
  • And it HAS to be used as a selling tool because folks(crazy) are freaking out. I get that, its just terribly effed' up. #
  • I'm not saying we SHOULD cover immigrants, but to use NOT covering them as a selling tool should make us ashamed. #TrueStory #
  • Can we not hear the ridiculousness of explaining "We wont help Sick Foreigners, so relax." Thats not kinda evil? #KindaIs #
  • "Don't you cover illegal immigrants with Gov. Healtcare!" Yes. If you're not American You should just die. #WhatIsWrongWithUs #
  • Your blurry photoshopped pic doesnt fool me SIR! RT @FelixMendozaIII: @elonjames nope this pic taken today http://twitpic.com/emeo3 #
  • Madden being dead doesnt ruin the game ;) RT @Nakialjackson: @elonjames LOL! Are you deliberately trying 2 piss off all the Madden2010 fans? #
  • John Madden died 10 yrs ago didnt he? I feel that the dude saying hes madden is actually Special FX to sell Video Games. #
  • Will Look in to it! RT @TheDennisDish: @elonjames Hey, any chance you might come to Central Texas?…but Austin or Dallas would be cool too. #
  • HAHAHA. I think i'm okay. RT @elprofe316: @elonjames Well, DO YOU? #
  • "I" didn't call it awesome…but I'll let THEM do it ;) RT @WhitesmithEnt: Awesome new Elon James White site: http://bit.ly/6LgKa #
  • Oddest Tweet I've gotten This Year. #TrueStory #EffinRelax RT @KolaBoof: @elonjames: Well, ok, Elon James..HI…you want a blowjob too? #
  • VEGAS?! I may just want to gamble ;) RT @Laura__Martin: Show love to Vegas! RT @elonjames: The Team is working on dates out there too! RT #
  • I'd LOVE to get down there. RT @dawnderer26: @elonjames We'd like to see you here in Atlanta, GA ;) #
  • HA! Im not against it… RT @MariaBarrett: Liverpool UK? U'd like! RT @elonjames The Team is working on dates out there too! #
  • The Team is working on dates out there too! RT @Laura__Martin: @elonjames You tour on the left coast? #
  • You may need some Blackness in your life. Join the @elonjames Mailing List for tour dates! #WeDoNotSpam – http://is.gd/2qoZ1 #
  • RT @WhitesmithEnt: She's the Poet; I'm the Comedian – w @ElonJames and @BasseyWorld – Aug 24 in NYC! http://bit.ly/nJj1y #
  • Didnt she mention my article u jacked? ;) RT @pittswiley:#NEGROSUPREMACY RT @KolaBoof…Never heard of @ElonJames until u just mentioned him #
  • Wait. Are Black folks sad & defending Plaxico? Tell me Black folks aren't sad & defending Plaxico… #ImNotInTheMood #
  • Won't lie to you folks. Plaxico could have gotten 10 yrs. I wouldn't care. #StopDoingDumbDumbShit #CarryABook #
  • #WTF? How is i tthat I've started my day with no television or radio but yet im still outraged? #ElonNeedsAVacation #
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Aug 19

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-19

Posted by Elon James White on Wednesday Aug 19, 2009 Under tweets
  • ha! I'm trying to cover bases! RT @mauvegrrl: @elonjames people in 2002 are looking for comedians on myspace. it's a hard demographic. #
  • RT @elprofe316:I don't look for comedians on MySpace. It is the aging Vegas casino of social networking. (Friendster is Atlantic City) #
  • I may/may not do this. How many folks really are looking for comedians on MySpace? Naked Comedians? Maybe… #
  • I have so much work to get my MySpace page in working order.Dumb Ass Spam Comments… #iHATEbeingAprofessional #
  • WHERE?!? RT @profblmkelley: Hey, I dropped @elonjames name today so much that he needs to start paying me a commission! :) #
  • I havent updated that thng in MONTHS. May have to…. RT @NY2NO: I just requested @elonjames on MySpace http://www.myspace.com/elonjames ;-) #
  • RT @chanelonline: The answer's no, @elonjames. Except for my cousins in a gang who post pics w/ their babies' mamas. and "crew." #sadbuttrue #
  • RT @dawnderer26: I still use MySpace. And I still like it even though I use Facebook more. Some of my friends are not on Facebook. #
  • RT @Stllegend: @elonjames myspace is a digital ghetto now. Other than a music page doesn't make much sense to create one #
  • Is anyone using MySpace seriously? I mean like really using it? Still connecting to friends? Not just checking spam… #
  • It is an Alpha… RT @chilltowntv: @elonjames I just did twitblock.org and most of the ones listed weren't spam….#thisAppIsAsWackAsSpam #
  • Wait a sec…I'm going through Twitblock.org's list & this isn't all spam. Top 5 definitely were though… #
  • How many of your followers are Spam? You may not want to know – http://twitblock.org #iDONTthinkIwantedTOknow #
  • I guess I should clarify to folks watching this exchange: No One here Cares about Color. #ThatsWhyThisIsFunny #Relax #
  • Listen LISA BONET, i mean, @harrislacewell – Don't be blaming us for your color issues ;) #CallingSharpton #
  • Its "WhiteGirl-Training Wheels" RT @pittswiley:@harrislacewell Nah I date lightskinned girls cause they're sisters but they won't fight back #
  • RT @harrislacewell: Rule 4: Men like @pittswiley date lightskin girls so they can work out white girl fantasy's but still keep black card. #
  • HA! RT @marclamonthill: @elonjames just to be clear, any rule about lightskin-dedness includes u too, bruh. #elonisblackerthanmebutnotdarker #
  • YES YOU CAN. RT @marclamonthill: @harrislacewell can i make a rule about lightskinned people? :-) #
  • Yo @marclamonthill, @harrislacewell was mocking ur suit HARD! She was talking like #LightSkinnedness is back in style! #AlBSureAintCoolNoMo' #
  • Know who aren't the marrying type?!?! LIGHTSKINNEDED PRINCETON PROFESSORS ON TV…and…and..YOUR FACE! #A2yearOldsResponse #
  • #GASPSAGAIN RT @harrislacewell: Oh I'm sorry, you're probably confused. I mean for #blackwomen. We know we ain't your flava. #
  • #GASP #HORROR #SHOCK #HOWDAREYOU RT @harrislacewell: Brothers from Northeast are for dating. Men from South are for marrying… #
  • Oh dear. Ive started something… RT @angela_trapp: @elonjames I do! #SOUTHERNmenareBEST fo sho! #
  • i dunno about this #SOUTHERNmenareBEST @harrislacewell: @basseyworld – Did Bey not say she liked them boys up top from the BK? #JustSayin #
  • RT @carolrhartsell: Sometimes someone will make a Caddyshack reference that I don't get right away and then they laugh at me. #whiteshame #
  • Being a White Woman HAS to be annoying; SO CLOSE to a persecution free life! If only it weren't for those damn pesky Vaginas #
  • RT @m_cowan79:I'm agreeing, too. Im a white female so I only had 2 have some of the unawareness trained out of me. Thanks friends & the net! #
  • Remember when we were Post-Racial like 8 months ago? A Negro was elected & all was obviously set right? #BackInTheDay #
  • ha RT @ElizMcQuern:Yeah sometimes being white is hard like when theyre out of my favorite soy cheese @the health food store! #totallykidding #
  • Let the chips fall where they may… RT @TrayCoop: Them strong words man. You are sure to lose some followers speaking like that #
  • O'SNAP! RT @harrislacewell:Who are you mad @ Bill O or @marclamonthill for wearing a pimp suit/an orange tie while taking a R.Murdoch check? #
  • RT @livingpixel: Speaking as a whitemale Im agreeing with@elonjames Unawareness of race had 2 b trained out of me. I havehad patient friends #
  • HA. RT @mamorico: @elonjames Hey angry black man – being white isn't always great! Sometimes I get a lousy waiter! LOL #imnotreallyanass #
  • I'm not saying being White & Male = Being willfully ignorant. But you have the OPTION. That must be SPECTACULAR. #
  • If youre White & Gay/A Woman, I'm sooo sorry. You JUST missed the opportunity to be willfully ignorant with no consequences. #
  • Being a White Male must be AMAZING. You can close your eyes, plug your ears & boom – Race just isn't an issue anymore. #
  • I won't lie to you. Fox News is evil. Straight up. Pure. No Pulp. EVIL. – "Bill O'reilly V. @marclamonthill http://is.gd/2oJbX&quot; #
  • "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN! Hey, um…Just making sure you're okay. Do you need a cool drink?" – Capt. Kirk (D) #DEMSinTHEmovies #
  • Right, BOOKS! Thats True, "Dreams from My Father" & "Mein Kampf" do have a similar feel. #IFyouSMOKEDcrackWHILEreadingTHEM #
  • HA! – #DEMSinTHEmovies on@TheRootBuzz: THE BUZZ: Barry, The People Who Voted for You Ain't Jokin' (word to @elonjames) http://bit.ly/oFLm9 #
  • I'd love one solid comparison to Hitler that makes sense. Is it that they are both thin? Is Obama a bad painter? #EnlightenMe #
  • HAHAHAHA Dick Cheney just replied me. RT @DarthVader_: @elonjames I find your lack of faith disturbing. #
  • NOOO! I quoted Larenz Tate from "Menace II Society" #JustDatedMyself RT @Noireboss1: @elonjames u quoted o-dawg from The Wire #
  • RT @heather11483: "I find your lack of faith disturbing, but… carry on." -Darth Vader (D) #DEMSinTHEmovies #
  • "You acting like a little bitch right now…a personality trait I'm quite familiar with…" – O-Dog (D) #DEMSinTHEmovies #
  • RT @Laura__Martin: @elonjames "Sit your 5 dolla ass down before I make change…we can believe in!" Nino Brown D-Harlem #DEMSinTHEmovies ;) #
  • RT @CeeTheTruthy: "I may be poor, black, ugly & uninsured, but I'm here! Really Darwinism is fine by me." – Celie(D) #DEMSinTHEmovies #
  • "Tad bit annoyed but I wont do anything about THESE M'EFFIN SNAKES on this M'EFFIN Plane!" Sam L. Jackson(D) #DEMSinTHEmovies #
  • RT @lindywasp: "No. Do not. Try… or try not. There is no do." – Yoda #DEMSinTHEmovies #
  • RT @brownblaze: "King Kong ain't got NOTHIN' on me! Well..besides height..and fur..and inhuman strength…" – Alonzo (D) #DemsInTheMovies #
  • "I Want to Suck your BLOOOD…okay, Fine. Could i have some red colored kool-aid then?" – Dracula (D) #DEMSinTHEmovies #
  • RT @justinpierpoint: "You don't need that chainsaw – let's get some opinions before deciding" Tony Montana (D) #DEMSinTHEmovies #
  • RT @LuckyVII: "I'm gonna make you an offer you can absolutely refuse, if you want." – Marlon Brando (D) #DEMSinTHEmovies @elonjames #
  • "You told Harpo to BEAT me…which is fine…but try not to do that again…if you can." – Sophia (D) #DEMSinTHEmovies #
  • "Fine Lex, Keep the Kryptonite. Long as you promise to NOT use it. SERIOUSLY, Promise?" – Superman (D) #DEMSinTHEmovies #
  • "What if we reason with Jason? Give him a new Hockey Mask or something?" – White Girl running in the Woods (D) #DEMSinTHEmovies #
  • "THIS IS SPARTA…A Republic of PERSIA! BUT WE STILL GET TO DO STUFF…SOMETIMES! " – Leonidas (D) #DEMSinTHEmovies #
  • "Listen Agent Smith, what if we left half of Humankind plugged into the Matrix? Could that work?" – Neo (D) #DEMSinTHEmovies #
  • "Just TALK to the Terminators. Maybe we can negotiate them not killing ALL humans…" – John Conner (D) #DEMSinTHEmovies #
  • CNN: "Should the Dems Go alone?" Why negotiate with Evil? "Hey Darth Vader, can we talk about NOT destroying planets? Please?" #
  • #Truestory RT @elprofe316: WHEREAS, when the GOP don't like something, they send talking points to Limbaugh and mobilize the GOP Droid Army. #
  • RT @elprofe316: @elonjames The Dems don't fight back as hard. LIBERALS fight hard. Democrats hide in corners. #HencetheIraqWar #
  • #ThatsWhatsWrongWithDEMS – If the GOP had the numbers & wanted to push something through? It'd be done. #EndOfStory #
  • I do. But with the Public Website Option I'm covered. RT @khemmeta: But @elonjames don't you already have a pre-existing website condition? #
  • In an attempt to be a NON-STARVING artist – Behold the new HTTP://ElonJamesIsNotWhite.com #AskAboutMe #SerouslyPleaseAsk! #
  • Barney Frank Re:Obama/Nazi: "I CIOULD have a conversation with U but it would be like having a conversation with a coffee table." #
  • CNN:"Judge rules that Google must hand over name of Blogger talking smack about a model." Wait…can they DO that? #NotCool #
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