I just had this instant message conversation. I was sitting and all of a sudden an instant message bubble popped up and this is what occurred thereafter. 

ApatheticTrout: Anyway, like I was sayin’, salmon is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, salmon-kabobs, […]

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I don’t remember so good.
That’s not a shock to anyone who knows me. I have one of the WORST memories known to man. But I’ve had this theme song in my head for years. And I keep asking people “Do you know the theme song from Defenders of the Earth?” And everyone looks at […]

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I live in a house with 2 women.
Only 1 of whom I have sex with, which I think and everyone involved agrees, is a good thing.
Occasionally they start to talk to each other, which I assume is very normal for roommates do, but for some reason their voices come together they form this new voice. […]

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