So this past weekend I decided (very last minute at that) to gather the troops and head out to Six Flags Great Adventure in Jersey. I totally forgot that I was a late twenties black man with no children, which would mean I genuinely have no good reason to head to Six Flags. If I […]

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So I haven’t spoken to my mother now in 55 days.
“Why Elon, why wouldn’t you speak to your one and only mom in such a long time?”
Well…now that I’m trying to explain it, its becoming harder and harder to give a reasonable explanation. After my mom came to “4 Shades of Black” on February […]

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I’ve been hearing a lot about Last Comic Standing. It seems this year they went American Idol style and had a panel of 3 past contestants as judges. I say ‘Ive heard’ because I didn’t go this year to the big cattle call.
Why? Cause I’m a bitch.
I couldn’t gather the balls to go sit outside […]

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