I can’t quite put my finger on it.
It’s like…It’s like…I don’t wish bad things on her. I don’t understand it.
Hillary Clinton spoke at the DNC yesterday during the 2nd night festivities. I was in full “I will hate her forever” mode as I tuned into see her speech. I wasn’t the biggest fan during her […]

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Although I did not take a trip out to Denver to see this historic convention I did however host a DNC watching party here in NYC at DCTV. 
I’m not going to say anything ill about the speeches tonight…hold on, thats a lie. Why would I even say that right before I’m obviously going to say […]

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This is in fact a BROWN Trout. This pic doesn’t enhance this post at all.
In an interesting turn of events. It seems what I thought was a simple crazy conversation that happened to me one day seems to be an epidemic across the web. People across the country are being randomly messaged about trout. The […]

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Sara Benincasa.

Yes this was the exact moment she realized she had breast.
My friend Sara Benincasa is a strange bird.  First of all, we’re friends and I don’t even realize when that happened. She some how magically hijacked me and I let it happen. I am not a friendly fellow. I’m the muthafuckin shit er…a joy […]

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I just had this instant message conversation. I was sitting and all of a sudden an instant message bubble popped up and this is what occurred thereafter. 

ApatheticTrout: Anyway, like I was sayin’, salmon is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, salmon-kabobs, […]

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Featuring Wyatt Cenac (The Daily Show), Donald Glover (30 Rock), Baron Vaughn (Damn Yankees, Live At Gotham), Reese Waters (Good Morning America) Michelle Buteau (Last Comic Standing) and …

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I used to be a MySpace type of guy.
I was always a fan of how you could do things to your page and it just seemed like you had so much power. I had thousands of friends on MySpace, why? Cause I’m special and obviously very popular.(Yes I know that 90 percent of those people […]

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So this past weekend I decided (very last minute at that) to gather the troops and head out to Six Flags Great Adventure in Jersey. I totally forgot that I was a late twenties black man with no children, which would mean I genuinely have no good reason to head to Six Flags. If I […]

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Last night I caught the CNN special, Black in America. I of course was very pleased to see this because CNN is obviously the best place to go when discussing Black people. The bumpers for the show(the intro’s and outro’s for each segment coming back from commercial) was of a Def Poetry Jam style Poet […]

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Recently as I scoured the blogophere for random information on random things I ran across a picture of of Jessica Simpson wearing a shirt that says “Real Girls Eat Meat”. I am far from a Simpson fan for a myriad of reasons but for that split second I smiled thought to myself “Thats a […]

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