After Obama announced Joe Biden as his official running mate, there was the onslaught of news outlets all vying for our attention. They wanted to give their spin on the new democratic ticket. The NY Post was happy to have their homepage covered with the term: JOEBAMA!

Ahem.

Quick note to all those who might think that they want to refer to Mr. Obama and Mr. Biden as JoeBama: If you do, I will punch you in the face. Seriously. Directly in the face. No warning. I won’t say “I’m sorry can you repeat that?” or “Whatchu’ just say muthaf*cka?” I will just immediately sock you. This will probably  not be a pleasant moment for someone trying to play the dozens with me: They’ll start their attack with “Yo Mama” and I’ll probably assume they said “JoeBama” and punch them in the face as well.

Why would they use the same schema that’s used for starlets, socialites and their beaus for the next possible president of the United States of America? I don’t ever remember hearing “Bu-cheny” or “Dick & Bush” when they were running. How about “Clintore” or “Bilal” (which would have gotten the neo soul vote). Sorry, didn’t happen. But NOW we get JOEBAMA.

Did I already threaten physical harm to all those who use this? This threat also extends to O’Biden and any other variation of the term. I’m starting to work out just so I can deliver the proper harm to all those involved.

Another thing I’ve been hearing is that Clinton supporters are saying they’re moving on to McCain for president since they feel their voices “weren’t heard.” The Post and Newsday even wrote that McCain is trying to woo Clinton Supporters.

Here’s my question: What type of Democrat who previously believed in the ideals of the CLINTON campaign CHANGES their mind and decides that McCain is the choice? What chemically imbalanced person now thinks that in the wake of the Clinton campaign breaking down, the obvious choice is to support FRICKEN McCAIN? McCain and Clinton weren’t exactly twins when it comes to policy on almost anything. How could your reaction to a lack of Clinton be to defect to McCain?

They might as well have said “since the Democratic Party has decided to ignore our voices, in protest we’re going to start felating AIDS-infested penises. That’s right. We want to show that when 18 million Americans aren’t heard we will respond in kind!”

“But Elon, that wouldn’t help anything at all if they did that.”

Exactly.

Actually Voting for McCain is worse then that. If they did the whole AIDS-felating thing they would just hurt themselves. Voting for McCain hurts EVERYONE. Stop being stupid Hillary supporters. What about the millions of Obama supporters, hmmm? Should they just be ignored? Candidates lose all the time. Since when is it a national crime? (Well one time it might have been a national crime.)

I am hating almost everybody right now.

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