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Sara Benincasa.
Yes this was the exact moment she realized she had breast.
My friend Sara Benincasa is a strange bird. First of all, we’re friends and I don’t even realize when that happened. She some how magically hijacked me and I let it happen. I am not a friendly fellow. I’m the muthafuckin shit er…a joy to be around, but not terribly friendly. This young lady some how took my abnormally cantankerous personality and cut a hole through it and boom. I speak to her now every other day. She’s skilled, I’ll give you that.
I log into facebook yesterday (because thats how I roll) and I see that Ms. Benincasa has written a note (its a facebook blog for those of you not in the know) requesting that all those in the world vote for her to be on a sexy blogger calendar. Now I know what you may be thinking dear reader, but no! Sara has no need to be on this calendar for mere ego. No, she has concocted a scheme.
It seems that Michelle Malkin, republican hypeman (Think Flava Flav for Conservatives. I’m talking Public Enemy Flav, not in house getting herpes from 20 different women flav) has been nominated. According to Sara if she gets on the set with Ms. Malkin there will be some…ahem…action? Is action the word? I think its called action.
Now me being associated with certain liberal groups aside, I’m not the biggest fan of Ms. Malkin. But I AM a fan of lesbian action.(do i really need to post a link to such a thing? Yes? Okay, here ya go.) So in order to have some Italian on Evil Bitch action happen…er…I mean…to help my friends dream come true. You might want to go to http://hotbloggercalendar.com/nominate-someone/ and nominate Sara Benincasa (twitter name Sarajbenincasa) along with her lovely blog Que Sara Sara.
I am terribly confused by her want and need to make this happen. But really, do I need to understand things when it comes to lesbian action? No. I don’t think so. Thats one of the joys of being American.
Obama ‘08.
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I’m just so happy my girlfriend is making her lesbian desires known across the Net. (I think my statement is sarcastic but given the possible outcome I’m not quite sure.)
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