Recently as I scoured the blogophere for random information on random things I ran across a picture of of Jessica Simpson wearing a shirt that says “Real Girls Eat Meat”. I am far from a Simpson fan for a myriad of reasons but for that split second I smiled thought to myself “Thats a cute shirt” and moved on with my life.

This was not the reaction of PETA.

Seems this shirt pissed them off so much they released a few words on the subject.

“Jessica Simpson’s meaty wardrobe malfunction makes us thankful that no one is looking to her for food advice. Chicken-of-the-Sea anyone? The woman who thought that Buffalo ‘Wings’ came from buffalos would benefit from some good veggie brain food.”

Hey PETA? Calm the f**k down.

What’s wrong with these folks. Eating meat isn’t a crime, as much as they’d love for it to be. Its a cute shirt. Ive seen numerous vegetarian t-shirts and I don’t lose my shit. Theres no reason to attack this broad simply because she had a shirt, thought it was cute and decided to rock it. Thing is, PETA has a higher than thou attitude anyway, which pisses lots of people off. But come the f**k on. Get over yourself. Look what you’ve made me do. I’M DEFENDING JESSICA SIMPSON! Do you know how annoyed I am about that? This isn’t what I do. I attack and make fun but you’ve forced my hand, and for that I severly dislike you.

Oh, and for being douchey alot of the time

*Note: My girlfriend and best friend are both vegetarians. So I don’t have a problem with the concept. I have a problem with dickwads. Thank you.

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