So a few weeks ago at The Black Comedy Experiment I did the first run of a show of mine called “The White House” I had a wacky cast of characters including Hassan Madry, Baron Vaughn, Sussan Prekel and Patrice Evans A.K.A. The Assimilated Negro.

It was an interesting group and we discussed a few topics. The topic which seemed most interesting is the Election and finding out that Patrice was a Hillary Supporter. An unapologetic Hillary supporter!

I almost kicked him off panel.

Not really, but we made fun of him a bit. I mean, theres nothing wrong with supporting Hillary. I’m just…against it with every fiber of my being. The concept of her in office brings a sense of shame and horror to my soul that could only be eased by alcohol consumed by the gallons. Her in office would be why the caged bird not only stopped singing but choked and fell dead in his cage. Her ascending to office would be an obvious sign of the apocalypse.

Okay Not all of that is true. I’m fairly sure no birds would die.

But then as I’m checking out my feeds on Facebook (because I do it like its the actual f**king news.) I ran across article posted my Mr. Patrice Evans on Jewcy.com(yes they know they spelled it wrong. I think its some sort of play on spelling and sounds). And lo and behold…

As Hillary likes to point out—and this is why, until today’s speech, I had supported her—there are problems, and there are solutions. Race is a problem, and someone who deals with race everyday is needed to deal with it. - Patrice “The Assimilated Negro” Evans

SHAZAM! BOOYAKAH! UH! That speech is changing the world!

But I wonder how many White people were like “Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. Is he gonna be all “Black” now? I’m uncomfortable with that.”

Read the rest of the article here. 

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