I live in a house with 2 women.

Only 1 of whom I have sex with, which I think and everyone involved agrees, is a good thing.

Occasionally they start to talk to each other, which I assume is very normal for roommates do, but for some reason their voices come together they form this new voice. This uber voice that has the ability to cut through my senses. Its like a white hot knife that was cured in snake venom cutting through my psyche.

Is there an enchantment that I can utter in Latin or Aramaic that could block the pure grating screeching that comes when my beloved and her bestest talks about Jon Stewart?

I wonder do they hear that same noise when I break out into my random show tunes including renditions of “Light my Candle” and that song from ‘Hair’ thats on the stupid hair commercial running infinitely on every cable channel?

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