I happened to be blog hopping and landed on Susie Felber’s blog and saw this article.
“A 65-year-old Californian woman has saved the life of her husband, 70, by fighting off an attacking mountain lion with a small log and his pen.”
A very interesting story. But this is what caught my eye.
The park, 320 miles […]

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So I’ve racked up another audition notch in the old “Things you do since your in NYC and you aren’t working a real job so you better at least get your ass out there and do something” belt.
A local comedy club had their 1st of probably 2 auditions that they seem to do every […]

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My mother isn’t much older than me. She has me by about 20 years. But for some strange reason those 20 years are like 150 when we talk. My mom trumps me about everything. No matter the subject, she is an expert on it and if I offer a differing opinion I will quickly be […]

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I‘m not the most organized of people. And by that I mean I’m terribly unorganized. My current desk (which was my previous kitchen table) makes a bombed out school look tidy. But I’m trying to get better. I’m looking for things that will allow for a more organized, on top of shit “ME” to come […]

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I‘m excitable.
I know it to be true. It’s one of my personality traits.
Stubborn.
Self-Absorbed.
Excitable.
No, I don’t know why any one puts up with me. But facts are facts and Since I know that I do excite easily I try to underplay things 9 times out of 10. If my first reaction is to jump up and […]

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These are actual thoughts that go through my head. I’m not proud of said thoughts, but really, what am I proud of?“er…what the…thats…I’m not su…er…ARRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the hell is that feeling? Am I dying? I’m totally dying. This is some BULLSHIT! how am I gonna die now. I haven’t earned any-ARRRGGGHH!!!
Shit, what the fuck is that? […]

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Dear Universe,
Alright. Haha. This whole ‘making my life suck’ thing has been HILARIOUS. Oooooh, he’ll lose his job and have his mom have a strangely eerie break in all while getting over a cold he can’t shake. Hardy, har har. But seriously, I drove to fricken Philly and I some how spent more money […]

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Ahem.
So after being told to stay home from the job I was told today when I got to work, that I take too much time off.
No punchline.
Before I found out I was fired, I woke up this morning to a mock interrogation by my roommate.
“Hey Elon, did you go into the cabinet and rip […]

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Step 42,221Coming to the realization that your path in life cannot be determined by other people or compared to others paths. To do so cheapens the journey.
Who can spout weird philisophical bullshit at 2 o’clock in the morning? Its me.
I think my fried wontons are playing tricks on me.
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Boss: Hey, why don’t you take a few days off.
Me: Well I’ve been off a lot lately, so I was trying to ride this sickness out here.
Boss: Yeah. See ya Monday.
Supposedly I looked bad. To that I say…er…yeah, probably.
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