December 31st bitches.
Lets set some goals shall we?
1) A book. That’s right. I’m writing a book. By the end of ‘07 I will have my hand on a crappy manuscript that I wrote.
2) A show. Not like a comedy show that I’ve done way too much. But I’m talking a one man show. Damn it. […]

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I‘m assuming this is what happens to all women when they meet the mother of their beloveds. They immediately bond over the gripes they have with said link between the 2.
But besides them agreeing on all of my shortcuts, it was a merry xmas after all.
Indeed.
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So its 11:57pm.
I was sitting down to write a blog that was to cover the various weird shit that has happened in the past few days since I blogged last. I had actually started to write. I gave it a happening blog title and everything. Then out of the clear blue my beloved mother calls. […]

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So yesterday I attended the “The Standup Asylums Holiday Party & Roast“. The Asylum is a little community of stand-ups or at least aspiring stand-ups that post bullshit on a message board and once a year come together to eat and drink (Normally on John Morrisons tab)
I felt bad because I hadn’t done Baron’s Roast […]

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Seriously. If I don’t die from the immenent heart attack that I’m supposidly going to have, I’m going to die of too many holiday fricken parties.
“Hey Elon, people dying shouldn’t be partying.”
Yeah, I know. I think to myself, “Dude, really? This can’t end well” Yet I go out and I’m all holiday cheer and shit. […]

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And by him, I mean the guy that I currently see in the mirror.
I can’t explain exactly whats happened, but what I do know is that the current dude in whats supposed to be my own reflections doesn’t seem to match up with my “mental image” of myself. I see me from years past. I’ve […]

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Singer Fatasia Barrino has a new song out called “Hood Boy” Where she sings the praises of finding herself…er…said hood boy. Now 2 things stood out to me. Numero Uno? She has a line that says “He knows how to treat a lady, but he wont let you get too rowdy”. Basically, he’ll be nice […]

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…you may be dying of a heart attack?
You go to holiday parties. That’s right. Holiday parties. Where you eat and drink.
I really should stop blogging. If I collapse epopel aren’t even going to help me.There just gonna shake there heads and mutter to themselves “douche bag”.
I would.
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I haven’t been feeling well for the past few days. I’ve been staying home and basically trying to lay back and relax. That was until I finally couldn’t take it anymore so I decided to go to the hospital.
Yeah…I may be having a heart attack.
According to the Resident( read:not a real doctor) between the serious […]

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I had to join Niggaspace. I needed to peruse the pages of what currently tops my lists of fucked up shit I’ve seen this year. Yes I’ve seen war, people dying at ridiculous rates, people still displaced by Katrina, Britney spears c-sectioned vagiie. But this, THIS PEOPLE. It takes the cake.
My username?
embarrassed_blackman
Because, seriously. I’m […]

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