Ever feel like you’re on the edge? But thing is you’re not sure of what edge your actually on?
I’m told that I over react. I normally tell these people to burn in hell and die slowly over a fire that only Lucifer himself could stand while they are poked and prodded by the pitch forks of a thousand demons.
But they may have a point.
I forget sometimes that I have some, how do you say…issues.
I have Adult ADD. I say it but I don’t think I actually take it to heart sometimes. I forget that there are various things that go on in the mind of the Adult ADD having Elon. I did a little research on some of the various signs of attributes of the condition and Jesus H. Christ. It reads like a ‘Elon James White: The Text Book‘ story.
I. An internal sense of anxiety
(Check)
II. Impulsive spending habits
(Double Check)
III. Frequently misplace the car keys, your purse or wallet or other day-to-day items
(Dear God man. It’s like my girlfriend/Mother/Best Friend/any person who has ever known me, has been reporting on me.)
IV. Lack of attention to detail
(Read this blog. I think thats easily seen.)
V. Trouble following the proper channels or chain of commands
(Er…who’s unemployed. It’s me.)
VI. An attitude of “read the directions when all else fails”
(I mean really. You have to be an idiot to need that)
VII. Trouble maintaining an organized work and/or home environment
(What’s this “organized” you speak of?)
VIII. Chronically late or always in a hurry
(It’s as if time is constantly in a battle to make me late. It normally wins.)
IX. Poor financial management and frequent late bills
(Probably cause I keep losing my wallet. Oh, and my common sense when I see something I want.)
X. Procrastination
(I think at this point in my life “Procrastination” could be considered my middle name. Or atleast my learned trade.)
XI. Sense of underachievement
(Oh man. It’s great to read everything thats possibly wrong with you all in one nice spot.)
XII. Frequent mood swings
(I guess I can live with it though.)
XIII. Tendency toward exaggerated outbursts
(OR KILL THE PERSON WHO PUT THIS BITCH ASS LIST TOGETHER!)
XIV. Transposing numbers, letters, words
(Have you read my blog?)
XV. Tendency toward being argumentative
(I don’t argue. I’m right. No need to argue when I’m right. I SAID IM RIGHT!)
XVI. Addictive personality toward food, alcohol, drugs, work and/or gambling
(Read my BBQ post before this. I think you’ll understand.)
XVII. Tendency to worry needlessly and endlessly
(Show up to ‘Vs. Ripple’ at around 8:45.)
XVIII. “Thin-skinned” - having quick or exaggerated responses to real or imagined slights
(I’m slighted all the time. How else am i supposed to react!)
The list continues but I just don’t have it in me to continue reading my varied flaws and problems. I’m told that its good when you know your problems. You know why things are they way they are.
It doesn’t feel good. It kinda feels shitty. Yup, definitely feels shitty. Maybe its one of my mood swing but for some reason I don’t have a funny response now.
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