Okay. At 11pm last night my girlfriend left on on a plane to china.
At 11:01pm some girl I met in a bar was overly laughing at jokes and touching my leg. I mentioned my newly departed beloved and she didn’t flinch. Wuz up wit dat?
I’m assuming this will all come to a stop when everyone […]

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Okay. So I’ve been freaking out as of recent.
I did my audition over at The Comic Strip, blew the light (I swear I never saw it, but i only blew it by 30 seconds) I forgot a joke, and I felt generally uncomfortable.
So I decided to quit comedy. Then I got yelled at by everyone […]

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What are the odds that Gmail, Flickr, and MySpace would be all down at one time.
Just end me.
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Being a stand-up comic is rough.
Being a stand-up comic with ADD is a bit rougher.
“Why Mr. White?”
Simple. To stay together in this biz you have to keep it together. Bad sets don’t mean you now are untalented, it means you’re having a hiccup. The problem with ADD is that these bad sets are all that […]

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the stupid idea of getting a house with a touch.
It’s me.
But…
Why dont you read this lovely peice I wrote for a reading series (Thats right fuckers, I write).
WARNING: For anyone who might know me, this is a slight exageration of what happened. Oh wait, not really. But it was hammed up for the reading but […]

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I was recently pointed to the website ‘One Red Paperclip.’
It seems that during the course of a year 1 man traded a One red paper clip for a house via various small trades. Slowly building in value until BOOM. He had a house.
That’s crazy.
I want in on that shit.
So. In a blatant rip off, I’m […]

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Ever feel like you’re on the edge? But thing is you’re not sure of what edge your actually on?
I’m told that I over react. I normally tell these people to burn in hell and die slowly over a fire that only Lucifer himself could stand while they are poked and prodded by the pitch forks […]

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So the 4th of July has come and gone.
I’ve learned a very valuable lesson this year. I must stop going to BBQs. I just don’t know when to say when.
There’s something magical about a plate of ribs and a cold beer in your hand. No one offers you ribs and beer and you go […]

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My mother was very ‘Pro Black’ when I was growing up.
I remember as a child she would wear African garb and our house had pictures of African royalty on the walls. My mother would refer to me as her Nubian Prince and speak harshly of the ‘Crackers’.
So of course I rebelled against this.
By age 12 […]

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some of you may not be aware of this but, my beloved show at Ripple bar has returned from a 7 month hiatus after a fire and well…us just not even attempting to do it anymore. But we returned on the 29th (If you were on myspace, trust me, you’d know that) and it was […]

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