So if you read this blog for a while you’re kinda aware that I check the statistics here.

“What the FUCK does that mean Elon?”

Well I’ll tell you.

That means that I have a program that tells me who comes to the site, what links they followed here, and/or what search engine they used and what search TERM they used.

I say all this to say this.

I got a search today from Zurich, Switzerland. Thats not a big deal. Every blog gets searches from various corners of the earth. Some phrase is in your blog that someone may have been looking for.

Yes, but the search was for ‘Elon James White’.

So I’m just here to tell eveyone that I’m famous now. Don’t ask any of your petty questions to me, just send it to my publicist. I’m no longer dealing with my public directly.

ZURICH BITCHES.

All press inquiries can be directed to my press secretary…er…who I will hire later today so stay tuned for that. I mean, I have no money to PAY this press secretary but come on, I’m getting searches from fricken ZURICH.

I really want to know who it was. Probably one of my friends messing with me cause they know i check this nonsense.

‘What better way to freak Elon out than to search for him from strange distant lands. He’ll think he’s popular or something.’

bah!

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