Recruiting email I recieved today…
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Hi Elon James,

After reviewing your resume we feel you would be a great fit with this position. These are the requirements currently open.

Req. ID: Req-0215 - Network/System Administrator
Primary Skills: Active Directory .Strong networking fundamentals – Sun Solaris, UNIX

Security Requirement: DoD S.E.C.R.E.T Clearance

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Er…What? DoD? You mean Department of Defense? Do I have Department of Defense S.E.C.R.E.T. Clearance? You found my resume on MONSTER.COM. Last time I checked I’m not a charactor on the hit series ‘24′. I don’t think the majority of people on this site have DoD S.E.C.R.E.T. clearance. The only reason why I even know what DoD stands for is that I’ve watched seasons 1-5. Did this guy even READ my resume? I am not a secret agent.

dumb ass.

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