So if you read this blog for a while you’re kinda aware that I check the statistics here.
“What the FUCK does that mean Elon?”
Well I’ll tell you.
That means that I have a program that tells me who comes to the site, what links they followed here, and/or what search engine they used and what search […]

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I occasionally read my past blogs and I’m always horrified by my spelling, grammar and overall sucky proofreading. I switch the words ‘Right’ and “Write” all the time. Seriously.
What the fuck is wrong with me.
It’s not like I don’t know the difference between the 2 words. I’m just really not sure why my mind decides […]

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And we do use the term ‘Career’ loosely.
Well, this is going to sound strange, but the reason that I feel comedy is my calling and I’ve decided to really run with it is because…well…I’m a lazy bastard.
“Er…could you please explain Sir.”
Certainly.
If I wasn’t a lazy bastard I would currently be working on my 4th graphic […]

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Alright. I’ll continue the story from yesterday(yes, its clickable.)
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As ‘The Girl’’s dad sat in his chair Michelle Pfiffer in a Coolio Video style and her mother laid back on the couch I sat in the chair farthest away. I was totally confused as to what I should be doing. I know these people don’t particularly […]

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“I can’t say that I was happy about it happening, but I can say I’m better for it.” - Anonymous(about some anonymous shit.)“Yeah. That wasn’t fun.” - Elon James White (about a 2 hour ordeal that this particular blog entry is going to be about)
So the meeting has occurred.
I’m not the most calm of […]

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So I’ve been talking. Better yet, I’ve been joking about the fact that I haven’t met my Girlfriends parents. The joke goes a little like this.
“I haven’t met my girlfriends parents, and it bothers me a little bit. I mean the fact is, until you meet the parents the relationship hasn’t truly moved to ’serious’ […]

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I’ve covered this topic before. Shall I continue producing comedy shows or will I just go do comedy and thats it. Just do the comedy.
Its always been a weird discussion. I never actually planed to give it up. I threaten to give it up all the time, but i dont actually do it. But now, […]

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Recruiting email I recieved today…______________________________________________
Hi Elon James,
After reviewing your resume we feel you would be a great fit with this position. These are the requirements currently open.
Req. ID: Req-0215 - Network/System AdministratorPrimary Skills: Active Directory .Strong networking fundamentals – Sun Solaris, UNIX
Security Requirement: DoD S.E.C.R.E.T Clearance
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Er…What? DoD? You mean Department of Defense? Do I have […]

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Nope. I’m broken.
So I went to get my birth certificate yesterday. I figured that I’d fill out the paper and then Voila they’d hand over the birth certificate and my life would be joyous. JOYOUS. That’s how I got my birth certificate before.
But that was before 9/11.They laughed at the idea of me just giving […]

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I will not be broken.
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