Tick Tock

Written by Elon James White

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So I’m coming to the end of my contract at my current day job.

Awwww.

But I’ll be able to focus even more on my search for a better position.

YAAAAAAY!

But I won’t be getting paid anymore.

Awwww.

But I won’t have to be at 34th street at 9am in the Morning and have to sit next to the pee guy on the morning comute.

YAAAAAAY!

I won’t get tospend the morning riding to work with my G/F anymore.

Awwww.

But I won’t catch her wrath when she’s all sleep deprived and ready to claw out my eyes when I sing the third stanza of ‘Get in to the Groove’ by Madonna.

YAAAAAAAY!

I’ll have to go on a lot more interviews where they judge you on every part of your being(or just get out right rejected. See previous post).

Awwwww.

But I won’t have to be yelled at by old chinese women who want to buy condos.

YAAAAAAAAY!

My show at Galapagos is over.

Awwwww.

And Sin Sin is giving me shit about flyering.

Awwwww.

I got some snide comments by a comic or 2 i didnt book and now i have 1 less show and so I probably will have even a harder time booking them so they will probably just throw shit at me when they see me in the street. Oh and they haven’t paid me at work so really I might as well be volunteering. I’m starting to have nightmares about brokers and I might throw diet coke at the next person who asks me a question and doesn’t like my answer and goes to the closest asian.

Awwwww? Wait Wheres the Yaays?

There done.

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