Today is the birthday of my girlfriend.

Now some of you may not know this, but, as hard as it is to believe from the jaded sarcastic and obviously soul-less creature that I occasionally(read:always) come off as, I in fact love my girlfriend.

Please, stop the gagging noises people. I don’t need the extra mocking.

Dudes all around the world are collectively sighing in horror. I’m actually putting it out there to the world wide web. A medium that is easily accessed(by billions. Or atleast 22 people a day that seem to read this ramblings. Who has a stat counter? itz m3), my current feelings for this girl. If I knew of another guy who was doing this I’d call him stupid. You don’t unequivically admit full blown love to the world. What if something goes terribly wrong? It’s a sure sign of weakness right? Its stupid, STUPID to do that.

But who’s doing anyway?

It’s me.

I am owning this particular entry. I love my girlfriend and I think she should probably know it.

She may not know it. Especially since I almost killed her today(she be allergic to shit, and I didnt check something ‘I’ bought her to eat. I’m a dick, but she lived)

So here it is. A decree. A public record that can be copied and pasted. Recorded by people far and wide. Friends, family and countrymen may partake in this information and I will totally have to own up to a genuiune feeling.

I love you sweetheart. I wish you a joyous birthday and many more to come(With me). You’re a special girl and deserve only the absoulute best.

…

Yes Fahnon. I realize that my B.E.N. status is officially revoked. Yes Marlon, I realize you probablly feel you can smell the pussy-whipped-ness on me from across the country. Yes Nathan, Man not a bad man.

But…so it is.

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