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I‘ve been alerted that my last few post haven’t been very nice. Not even entertaining really. I feel bad for this. Because of my bad…er…feeling, I’ve decided to post something that doesn’t make people think im angry or mad or just in an overall bad mood.
My god-damn girlfriend re-acts inappropriately to death.
“Er…Elon? You do realize thats not a very non-bad mood response, right?”
Yes. I just felt like throwing it out there for no damn reason.
The main point of said comment still remains true. But I should be a bit clearer.
My chica is deathly allergic to nuts. Although she can eat peanuts with impunity, which to me just doesn’t make sense. She is infact allergic to most other types of nuts. We were watching television and there was an advertisement for some sort of new ice cofee drink with hazelnuts or walnuts in the actual drink. It sounded sort of tasty and I kinda grumbled ‘delicious’ under my breath and she heard said grumble and countered it with an ‘Eww’
Chica: ‘Ewwww.’
El Elon:‘Why did you say Ewww?’
Chica:‘Because I’m allergic.’ (she was trying to imply I didn’t remember. She was wrong)
El Elon:‘Yeah, I know. You’d get deathly ill or die or something if you drank it right?’
Chica:‘Right.’
El Elon:‘So you’re response to it is ‘Eww’?’ Oh man, that drink has the ability to release me from this mortal coil, thereby taking me off of this earth and to the afterlife, causing some me great pain and discomfort, and the only wording I can think of is ‘Ewww.’
And then she struck me.
But you do see my point dont ya people? I’ve never seen an news ad about the NYPD killing young black men, and responded with an ‘Ewww’. More like a ‘DEAR GOD’ or a ‘DAMN YOU GENETIC FATE‘ but never ‘Eww’.
I’d like a one of those drinks now. But then if I kiss my girlfriend she might die. Eww.
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