So I’m coming to the end of my contract at my current day job.
Awwww.
But I’ll be able to focus even more on my search for a better position.
YAAAAAAY!
But I won’t be getting paid anymore.
Awwww.
But I won’t have to be at 34th street at 9am in the Morning and have to sit next to the pee […]

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I think I’m tearing up just a little.
This is the email i got.

____________________________________Dear Mr. White:
Thank you for your interest in our recently advertised position. Inlight of your background and the position available, it does not appear that aninterview would be mutually beneficial at this time. We will, however, maintain your resume for a period of […]

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So “The Girl? procured tickets to a pre-screening to the latest Xmen movie. I know not the joy that I am currently feeling. The only thing that is stoping said joy is the fear that the movie makers fucked the movie up.
DAMN YOU BRYAN SINGER!
Ahem.
I’m still working. Yay me. I haven’t thrown anything at […]

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Today is the birthday of my girlfriend.
Now some of you may not know this, but, as hard as it is to believe from the jaded sarcastic and obviously soul-less creature that I occasionally(read:always) come off as, I in fact love my girlfriend.
Please, stop the gagging noises people. I don’t need the extra mocking.
Dudes all around […]

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Hi. My name is Elon. I work in corporate.
My soul has officially darkened a good shade or 2.
I’m actually working. I’m being given money to do stuff. I’m being given an incredibly small amount of money to do stuff.
I’m so sucked of my soul I don’t even have any words to really describe my current […]

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I‘ve been alerted that my last few post haven’t been very nice. Not even entertaining really. I feel bad for this. Because of my bad…er…feeling, I’ve decided to post something that doesn’t make people think im angry or mad or just in an overall bad mood.
My god-damn girlfriend re-acts inappropriately to death.
“Er…Elon? You do realize […]

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I get asked a lot ‘Should I start my own show’. I assume I’m asked this since I’ve run so many fricken shows, past and present.
I used to say ‘Yeah, you get more stage time.’ then I started saying ‘No, it drives you crazy’. Now I don’t even have an answer. Because the art of […]

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I have un-healthy hate.
And please note. My inner hate for folks has nothing to do with anything that they’ve ever done to me. Most times when I hate someone its because of some thing absolutely trivial and I most likely should just let it go.
I don’t let it go. But I most likely should.
Example.
I hate […]

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