So in my attempt to find new employment(BcCo not payin’ da bills people) I came to a wrather interesting conclusion. My blogs is pretty fucking easy to find. Lets say a potential employer decides ‘Hey, lets just google Mr. White shall we?’ he’ll find all of this wonderfullness.

Now is there anything that says I can’t do my job? Lets see. Well besides my constant complaining about procrastination and my various drinking stories, and past contempt for jobs of yore..er…yup. Not looking good for me.

“Ooooh, Ooooh Elon! If you realize that your blog is SOOO easy to find, why are you blogging about it. that doesnt seem very wise now does it?”

Well imaginary guy, its to late now. This thing is here. Unless I delete the past few years of my fricken life, theres nothing that i can really do now is there?

“Well…you didn’t have to point out that you have the last few years of your life on here. Dumbass.”

Oh…Well…That is somewhat true.

Message to Future Employer
Um…future employer? Could you NOT read the rest of my blog. Really. Stop reading. Like now. I beg of you. Really. I’m not kidding.

Maybe that’ll solve my issues.

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  1. yourimagination on April 12, 2006 10:12 pm

    Hello, I am the man you talked to about an interview, I’m sorry at this time we are currently not excepting new hires. All postitions have been filled.

    Sorry.

    but all joking aside. Do you really think an employer, or future employer would google you? and even if you did… why don’t you just take your picture off. You could be anyone.

    (of course the government wants to know who you are)
    *looks around deviously*

  2. Elon on April 12, 2006 10:22 pm

    My question is
    1)how did you get to my blog so quick after i posted.

    and

    2)Did you create this account just to mess with people. i’m sitting here like ‘your imagination…you mean my…well thats funny…holy crap its a real blog!’

    I considered taking the picture down but 1) not too many elon james whites out there and 2) im a comic. this is currently apart of my promotional thingymajig.

    And I will not back down from the MAN!

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