What did I do this weekend? Here’s a recap.

• Decided to wear sunglasses and the ‘Preppy’ look on friday
• Another black guy decided to wear almost the exact same thing.
• Oh…he was a flaming homosexual.
• My friends noticed this and mocked me heavily. Specially when he started dancing.
• Went out again on saturday night wearing a USSR track jacket (Match that Homosexual guy!)
• Some other dude(non-homosexual) had a track jacket on. Not USSR but clearly a track jacket
• Was surrounded by women at one point but I think they found me cute like a puppy. They pinched my cheeks and said awww.
• Looked down to see if I still had a penis.
• Lesbian tried to pick me up. It was like ‘Ellen’ was putting moves on me. I laughed nervously.
• She then twirled me. Like we were ballrooom dancing.
• And she was the man.
• All this was happening while ‘Grillz’ by Nelly was playing.
• My friends say I “Cock-blocked” them in a drunken stupor.
• I think think they have cocks in the brains. I cock blocked no one.
• Went home via cab in attempt to stop the blockage of cock.
• Overpaid a cabbie for fear of being the disgruntled black guy who doesnt want to pay his fare.
• Snored very loudly and girlfriend(mine) almost sacrificed me to the gods.
• Realized I’ve written ‘Cock‘ more times in this one post than I have ever in this entire blog.

Yup. Thats about it in a nutshell.

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