Oh my God.

The blog I typed out today was awesome. It was literally awesome. Awe-inspiring. It was why the blog was invented. I mean, as I was writing it tears came down my face and I looked up to the heavens and said ‘Why God?!? Why has thou given me such a great fricken post for my BlOG?!? I am NOT WORTHY!” Then the sky darkened and it started to rain. Yes rain, inside the building that I’m typing in, and everyone became afraid and started to panic, but I continued to type. For it was my destiny to create the post of all posting. The blog I was writing was going to cure the blind and heal the sick. Leaders of nations would’ve read it and immediately called for peace treaties and meetings to figure a way to end world hunger. Religions would have been founded from the greatness of this blog I had written today. It would have had the power to combine everyone under one umbrella and eradicate evil from this planet. Upon reading the words of my blog outloud the ozone would be fixed and the rain forrest of the earth re-populated.

But it got erased somehow when I tried to post to blogger.

So now you all will have to just suffer. The world is a darker place for me not getting to blog.

Really. It was awesome.

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