I really should probably blog.
I have a hard time getting my ass to the blog page. To actually sit down and write something coherent. I have blogs written that will never see the light of day because of various reasons.
Some…Nonsensical.
Some…Inappropriate.
Some…Might get me in trouble with the government.
So I find myself with a sparsely updated blog. […]

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I dont know what that post title means. I just like to say it.

I have nothing good for you guys. I’ve been sore for days because, little did i know, that upon being HURLED from a moving vehicle, that upon impact to the ground you will be sore. It will feel like you […]

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Alright. before I begin this story I feel inclined to mention that all participants in the following tale had been under the influence of alcohol. Alcohol is a hell of a drug. It makes ya do stuff. And say stuff. And…well…occasionally gives you super natural abilities to some how not die or atleast break something […]

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Oh my God.
The blog I typed out today was awesome. It was literally awesome. Awe-inspiring. It was why the blog was invented. I mean, as I was writing it tears came down my face and I looked up to the heavens and said ‘Why God?!? Why has thou given me such a great fricken post […]

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I can’t actually think straight enough to continue with part 2 of the latest story. I had the brilliant idea of editing video and trying to get audio clips onto my MySpace page. Nice idea but not so nice to actually do. But I have succeded. So there.
Please check it out. Make my headache […]

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I’ve decided to take sometime and introduce the people who made me the odd, odd man that I am today. I dont know how many Volumes this will be, but It can’t be THAT long cause I dont have THAT much family.Indeed.
I‘m an only child.
My mother only had one child. Some people say ‘because […]

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My last couple postings have dealt with slightly more serious subject matters, but I have to fall back to the norm of this blog. My annoyance with most things.
For example.
I’m sitting in a library today (remember, laptop broke. No computer access for me other wise) and I have a habit of noticing whats hapening on […]

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Alright people. They’re are a few parts before this particular essay here. There’s a Vol I, Vol II, Vol III and a Vol IV. This should be the final chapter in this arc of my life story. Unless I get all wordy, because I tend to go on, like Abby Scott.Hey, you know whats not […]

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Okay. Recap. This has been a pretty fricken long entry. There’s a Vol I, Vol II, and Vol III. This right here folks is Vol IV. And for christs sake there seems to be a Vol V on the way. I didn’t know this story was so fricken long!You always want to be the center […]

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Today, a break from what seems to be my mangum opus which will have a part IV.
Its Valentines Day. Holy crap!
Its been a few years since theres been a Valentines Day where I wasnt cursing the universe for placing me here in some sort of sick experiment to see how long before I would sit […]

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