I snore.

Now please note, its not like I didn’t know I snored. It was like a piece of information that I knew about myself that although not something I was happy about, it wasn’t something that was going to keep me up at night.

Fact is, my snoring only really bothers other people around me when I’m sleeping. I dont sleep around most people so its never really an issue. Only people who may have heard me snore in a while is like my best friend and my mama. But as of late I have someone new around. Who now is there when I sleep.

I think she’s gonna kill me in my sleep.

It seems I snore like a lion.I have no clue how a lion snores. I just like to believe that if i have to have this horrible affliction, atleast I can liken myself to a lion. I have no clue why I’m snoring so badly. I was told many moon ago that it was because of dairy. So as of late I’ve cut out milk and cheese and everything else i find tasty. But my friend shawn was like ‘oh yes and butter’ and i was like ‘BUTTER!’ Oh come on now. I need some butter in my life. I can try to cut alot of different shit out BUT NO THE BUTTA!

I’m gonna go cry in a corner now. I slow buttery cry.

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