Last night I was hanging out with GirlNYC at the Telephone Bar after the awesome “1$ dollar room” show (never did it before but it was pretty fricken cool) and during our conversation the birth of yet another awesome thing was born.

AssCo.

Thats right. AssCo. Not BcCo(although we all LOVE BcCo), this is AssCo. I’ve been laughing about it for hours. I theatened to create a logo for the new company and Ms. GirlNYC started immediately creating officers. I then recieved some of the info for the newly founded group today

“Being single is like beingself employed, you truly are the head of your own business. Except this business is the business of getting yourself laid. Therefore, I present:

CEO: Chief Ecstasy Officer (Or, to be crude, chief eater-outer, eitherway, very important)

CFO: As I said, chief fingerbanging officer

COO: Chief Officer of Orgies

CIO: Chief Instigating Officer (first one to take her shirt off)

Secretary (for keeping names & dates straight and keeping the blog!)

Treasurer: Oh wait, we give it away for free. can we get cab fare?

VP of PR: Gossip control of course…”

Would you like to be a member of AssCo? I think you would. I’m not really allowed to be full fledge member with me having a…what is it called? Oh yes, a Girlfriend. So I’m a guest member, but I would like co-founder status. Baron Vaughn asked me “Well what does AssCo stand for?” I guess how BcCo stands for Brooklyn Comedy Company and my response was ‘Er..I have no clue. Its just about ass.’

AssCo
From the makers of Damn You Bussel(I haven’t said that in a while. wuz up wit dat?)

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