I think if there is a “God” this guy/gal/tranny has the weirdest since of humor of anyone.

I swear, sometimes if you come to this blog you’ll see a very over dramatic individual that should either find some prozac or drink more. Do something to numb the ridiculous reactions I have to things. Litterally just a few post ago I was all “Argh, argh, argh. Woe is me and life, blah blah blah”

And now its today.

Things are a bit different. A slight modification to my life seems to have changed my entire outlook. It was something that I had never really placed any stock into. I’m a fairly pissed off dude and I figure that its because…well…people keep pissing me off. But now with a modification in my life? All of a sudden I’m Mr. Fucking Sunshine. I’m polite and reasonable. I’m thoughtful and forgiving. I’m a carebear on Ecstasy. Not even like a kinda cool care bear, I’m like a bright pink care bear with a picture of a rainbow on my chest and smiling and shit.

Man that was one gay picture I just painted.

But its kinda the truth. I seem to be an abnormally good mood. Great JUST wonderful. Everyone knows that my comedic career is based in me being in a foul mood. How am I to write angst ridden comedy if I’m all chipper.

“Hey Elon, how are you doing?”

“Fucking terrible. If by terrible you mean absolutely FANTASTIC! Give me a hug!”

Thats not a man who can create humor! Thats a man who wants a chai tea and a cookie. ARGH. My whole comedy set is gonna turn to why I like milk duds. Great. Wonderful. Fantastic.

Yes. I’m happy damnit. Fuck everybody.

And by fuck everybody I mean I love you all.

ejw

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