Ahem…

Written by Elon James White

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Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep. At least 15
people in this world love you in some way. The only reason someone would ever
hate you is because they want to be just like you. There are at least 2 people
in this world that would die for you.You mean the world to someone. Someone that
you dont even know exists loves you. When you make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it. When you think the world has turned its back on
you, take a look again. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget the
rude remarks. So if you are a loving friend, send this to everyone on your list
including the person that sent it to you.

Er…what?

This is the biggest pile of bullshit I’ve ever read. I know I’m falling into my comedian/hater of everything that implies love and kindness mode, but come on folks. I don’t consider myself a bad person but I’m fairly sure there are people who hate me, and I’m damn sure that they dont want to be just like me. Someone I dont know exists LOVES me? The People I know that DO exist dont LOVE me, tolerate my presence? Maybe.But some imaginary crazy person LOVES me. Cause come on folks lets be real. If this person loves me and i dont know they exist they’re probably ae a little nutso.

Die for me. 2 people in this world that would DIE for me. Ha. Double HA! Ha to like the kabillionth POWER. I believe there may be a few people who would atleast spit on me if i was dehydrated, but die? Not so much.

This is dumb. I’m going on a murderous killing spree till I find out who initially wrote this nonsense. SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN BITCH.

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