Okay.
So I feel I should address something. This ‘Blog‘ of mine is supposed to be a humorous look at my life that will hopefully amuse and entertain those who happen by. At the same time I look at this as an opportunity to record my life and its various struggles and issues for later reflection.
So […]

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I’ve decided I’m going to throw shit at my friends.
Not actual shit of course. But various objects. empty soda cans, pizza boxes, crumpled up peices of paper. you know, that type of shit.
“Oh why Elon, master of comedy*, why would you EVER do that?”
Because I think I want everyone to be quiet.
I’ve been getting a […]

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I think if there is a “God” this guy/gal/tranny has the weirdest since of humor of anyone.
I swear, sometimes if you come to this blog you’ll see a very over dramatic individual that should either find some prozac or drink more. Do something to numb the ridiculous reactions I have to things. Litterally just a […]

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Ahem. For those who may not like to hear a rant, leave now.
What in holy fuck is wrong with the fricken transit union? Are you telling me that they thought this was a good idea? Hey, lets shut down NYC. If new hires have to pay into their pension at 6 percent thats OBVIOUSLY reason […]

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Holiday parties are evil, evil places. Drinking and drinking and more drinking. Ugh. Who can do this?
I’ll be at one Monday.
I like milkdudes.
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Because everyone I know is crying or pissed.
And the funniest part of it is that I’m in the midst of the 2. I would be crying if i hadn’t had my tear ducts cauterized years ago, so I’m in the midst of pre-crying and anger all at once.
I dont cry. I think I probably need […]

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I’m having a crisis.
I’m not special in this particular problem. Lots of people are having crisises. Actually, they’re probably suffering more than I am. Or so I’m told on a regular basis. I should just be happy I wasn’t in pakistan or new orleans.
Thats a great concept. Theory if you will. But when you’re looking […]

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So yesterday I recieved some fan mail. It was this guy from England. Matter a fact, read it yourself

Hi Elon James, May I first say how much I enjoy your work, Iheard a bit of your “act” and I became a fan straight away, you’re hilarious! I downloaded the clip from your website and I […]

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I feel silly for repeating what everyone has been saying for the past day or 2 but I feel I should acknowledge it somehow.
In the world of comedy I’ve always leaned towards Bill Cosby. I know alot of people argued Pryor and I understood why, but I disagreed. But as of late I’ve found myself […]

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Very few things on the web have ever brought me so much joy. Watch it from episode 1!!!!
Jesus Christ - SUPERCOP
I’ve never been so jealous. I am so mad I didn’t write and shoot this.
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