So I’m standing right outside of my mothers house. Which means I’m
standing right outside of my house since I happen to be living with her
currently. Here’s the problem. I lost the main door key to the house. I
cannot tell my mother this. She will loose her marbles. Like the woman
will litterally explode. Then once she explodes she will put herself
back together again and then commence to yelling. Then after she tells
me how irresponsible I am a curfew will be placed upon my head.

Maybe you didn’t hear what I said.

A CURFEW!

So I can’t tell her I lost the key. I know there’s no danger to the
house because its not the key to the apartment. How did the 2 keys
seperate? I have no flonkin clue. All I do know is that I’m screwed. I
have to tell her. otherwise? Well I could, for one, do what I’m doing
now, which is stand outside the house and pray someone will either enter
or exit, and let me in when they do the so. The problem with this plan
is one, I don’t know how long I could be standing outside. Like now? I’m
at about 45 minutes. And it doesn’t look like a soul is even considering
coming in or out.

And the second problem which I think is way worst than the first, is
that…ahem…I’m a large black man. Its not like people are really
gonna be like “hey come on in large intimidating black guy who has no
key to this building. Come on down brotha.”

My feet hurt.

I’m in for a long long night.

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