So I left my house. It was hot. Hot as if I had bathed in gasoline and then lit myself via blow torch. I was able to get to my local store where I bought the lovely bottle of pictured water.
Yes. It is a gallon of water.
I then made my way to “The Islands”, my […]

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I remember having a crush on this girl. I’ll call her Jan
I was in my junior year of high school when I ran into her. I remember being on the second floor of John Jay High School right by the library and my friend Will was yelling for me. I was running to catch up […]

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That is the look of pain and suffering after a night of drinking. I was barely coherent last night. I believe the the title said “Dear Go..” As opposed to God. This man needs to be sober. Can you see the pain in his eyes. Pain I say!
Man my head hurts. If I just get […]

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I’m live blogging bitches.
Yup. If you wonder why people shouldn’t have such access, this is the reason. I’m totally intoxicated. Robs been drinking too, hence said pics of him obviously toasted. And come on folks, I was obviously drinking as well. Don’t believe me? Look at said pic above. I believe my point is proven. […]

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Rob Muthafuckin Paravonian is back bitches!
Live from the Pro Shop folks, the Paravonian is back! From Afghanistan people!
Muthafuckin Afghanistan!
That freaks me out. There was guns and shit. I’m not going anywhere with guns and what’s that thing, oh yeah, freakin WAR!
Yes I am abusing the mobile blog.
And what…
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Okay. I’m an ass. But I’m an ass with a brand new toy. Insta’ blogging from my phone is good way to kill time. I’m bored dude. You should never let me run around doing this crap.
Take for instance the lovely picture above. Why am I taking pictures of train stops?
No clue.
But I’m amused.
I wonder […]

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This is comedian “Remy”. I had this on my phone and im testing out the blogging picture thing. It works. awww sheezy. Pictures and Live Blogging! (is that a R.K.B term? am i ripping her off hard?)
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For the love of God, Rob Paravonian is in Afghanistan!
What’s up wit dat?
Going to entertain the troops he says. He’s really working on that whole “im sooooo going to heaven.” thingy. Damn Rob with his goodness and kindness.
Pro Shop went well in his absence though.
Everyone really had good sets. We were graced with the presence […]

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