Ugh!

I have tried to update this blog like 5 times in the past week and something always comes up. Be it my wi-fi connection being lost since im a cheap cheap man, and Ive been riding the Brooklyn Museums internet connection, or just people just jump on the laptop stopping me from getting what i’m trying to do. Whatever it is, its been a slow slow time trying to update this fricken thing.

My mom is insane.

My mother called me and the first thing she said was “So when I die, will you be able to sleep?”

What do you say to that?

I was like “of course I wouldn’t be able to sleep. With the 24-7 party that would be raging how could i?!?!?”

I think she’d actually murder me if I responded that way. Murder i say.

I think my latent blackness has finally kicked in. As of late I’ve i’ve been beat boxing and freestyle rhyming. Just out of no where. I’ll just do it. Its sad.

I was sitting at the restaurant and Shawn said my name out loud. A lady was sitting next to me and said “Oh, your name is James?” I replied yes, yes it is. She said “Oh, my son is named James”

What…the FUCK am I supposed to say after that? I don’t particularly care that her son is named James. Am i supposed to feign enthusiasm? Be like “REALLY? JAMES, thats some rare,rare shit?!? Man, i don’t believe it, do you have some ID? Can I meet him? Can I?CAN I!?!?!

Thats mean. Its the way I feel, but mean.

breazy…

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