http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/05/24/deadhand.shtml

Drunk Russian Bites off Woman’s Finger in Railroad Rescue

Ha! So supposidly some ladies are walking down some train tracks and they see some dudes passed out on said tracks. In their attempt to save these poor bastards one of the ladies gets her finger bitten off.

What in holy hell were they thinking?

If I’m dragging someone off a train track, and they start to fight me, I’m talking putting up any struggle whatsoever, they die. Period. I don’t care how close the train is. I’m SAVING YOU! I dont think the first thing this guy did was bite. He probably struggled, swung a bit. And he was drunk. She was probably ruining his buzz! He was like ‘Leave me alone you hairy, hairy woman(i assume she’s hairy cause…well…I figure these are regular old russian chicks, not super models) .’ And she was all, ‘No, I’m gonna save you.’ and then he was like ‘But I didn’t ask to be saved. I’m in fricken Southern Russia, what do i have to live for?’ and she was all ‘but think of your family’, and he was all ‘Fuck my family! I want to be left alone!’ and she was like ‘YOU’RE LIVING MUTHA FUCKA AND THATS THAT’ and he was like ‘Oh yeah, well say До свидания! to your finger you Promudobliadskaja pizdoprojebina!!!!’ and then boom.

She’s down one finger.

The article points out another thing that needs to be addressed. Why in holy fuck was these chicks strolling down a fricken train track? Thats what we need to know. Screw the chicks finger.

This has been a news moment with Elon James White.

The best part is that now I’m going to start getting random searches hitting this page because of the russian curses. Russians are gonna be like ‘Who is this strange Black American Dude?’

Oh well.

ejw

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