Ya ever have one of those eureka moments? A moment that somehow changes how you look at life? How you actually think, feel , and react to things?

Yeah bitches. Thats where I be.

Bleh.

My arm tingles.

And thats all I’m going to say about that.

I assume I should be interesting. I haven’t written crap in this mutha in like a week. Hmm. What’s amusing about my life? Nothing really. I assume I should tell an amusing story of some sort but i got nada. I’m just rollin’ people. Everyones gonna stop reading this mutha. I just found this site that actually sells shares of blogs. My blog is worth virtually nothing, but its worth just a bit of something so i figure that I should do stuff to make it interesting.

Er…I killed a man. He’s in the trunk of Fahnon’s car. It was weird cause we didn’t think he’d actually die. We just thought he was knocked out for a little while.

So its me Fahnon, Marlon and Nathan. We were at this club and everything was all good. Then these girls come up and their all ‘Hey’ and we’re all ‘Hey’ and it seemed like some good stuff was about to kick off. This this weird dude came along. He started to explain why Thundercats was the gayest show on TV ever, and of course I took major offense to this. So i was like ‘Lion-O was fucking awesome. How dare you speak ill of my favorite show!’ Then he startes saying ‘Well if thats your favorite show then obviously you’re some sort of queer’ and i was like ‘Queer? I don’t mind being queer, but a no nothing fucker like yourself can’t even spell queer, queer!’

The he hit me.

So I got all pissed off and was like ‘Oh you want some of this. You find this amusing. Lets go biatch’ and we started fighting. Now Fahnon didnt see the fight till mid way through and he got all defensive of me, cause well he’s known me for years. So he jumps in to stop this guy from swinging at em. Fahnon stops the punch, while at the same time I hit him full on with a chair.

I picked up the chair thinking i’d be blocking punches while trying to hit him.

So now I’ve hit this dude straight on. In his face. With a chair. Marlon is all ‘Oh my god, what the hell did you do?!?!’ and I’m trying to calm him down. He’s crying like a girl and Nathan is standing there with this blank look on his face. Nathan starts chanting ‘He’s dead. That dude is soo dead’ and I tell him to shut the holy hell up.

He won’t

So then i run to the guy and he’s not breathing. OH fuck…

Okay. I just got bored with that ridiculous story. Now of course someone is going to plant a corpse in fahnons car and I’m going to be in court defending this ridiculous blog entry.

bah.

Elon James White

A.K.A.

Breazy, His flow is so amazing.

I’m out.

I really need a new end quote.

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