For the first time I actually pulled back a blog posting. I posted it and although not drunk, surely not in my right frame of mind. I read it today and was like, ‘Jesus Fricken Christ! Why am i so pissed?’
No more after club blogs for me.
I may post snippets to make fun of myself […]

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Vanity plate shows drug formula (link Below)
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002286168_licenses24m.html?tprq=read%20more So this dude right? He gets a custom license plate that says C9H13N. Its the chemical make up of methamphetamine. This violates laws about license plates that elude to drugs or illegal activities.
Ahem…
Who in holy ass balls would know that? What dude is going around with a […]

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http://www.nydailynews.com//front/story/310320p-265498c.html
Victim’s E-journalled to slay suspect
Oh this is messed up.
It seems that some guy killed his Ex Girl-Friend and her brother. How did they find this out? It seems that the brother was blogging and was like ‘ Why is (the killer) here? I wish he would leave.’ Just minutes before he’s killed! This blows up […]

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“You want me to what? Kiss it!?!? But it smells of hope not yet ruined.And I hate that”
or
“Er…Mr. President. It maybe considered inappropriate to pat down a baby.Yes, Even if its an Arab.”

And who in holy hell is this chick?

She has that look of “If I could only get away with it. […]

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http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2005/05/24/MNG86CTOGA1.DTL
Widow, 84, a prisoner in her own apartment Police allege 6 gang members dealt drugs from her S.F. home, even ate her senior meals
Ahem…
Thats fricken Brilliant.
I say we gotta give these little punks credit. Instead of being holed up in some abandoned warehouse somewhere these degenerates decided to chill in a nice warm apartment, where […]

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http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/05/24/deadhand.shtml
Drunk Russian Bites off Woman’s Finger in Railroad Rescue
Ha! So supposidly some ladies are walking down some train tracks and they see some dudes passed out on said tracks. In their attempt to save these poor bastards one of the ladies gets her finger bitten off.
What in holy hell were they thinking?
If I’m dragging someone […]

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I’m a dick.
I started this post because I wanted to blame some of the actions of the previous night on alcoholic beverages. Then as i started to type I realized there was no blame to be placed on them. I was just a dick.
How can I talk about this with out being obvious?
I spoke with […]

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UPDATE - So you have a Lie Bump eh? You’ve heard about it from friends and/or family and want to know 1) if its a real think and 2) how to get rid of it.
I can help. At least a little bit.
When I started this blog I would’ve never guessed that the biggest draw to […]

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Did the New Jack Spot…
It was cool. I screwed up again. I have no clue as to why I’ve been screwing up so regularly all of a sudden. Its not the material ( screw the industry folks. I gotta just do what I find funny) but its me. I’m just flubbing shit. I got laughs, […]

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Head. Hurts.
Need food(and material according to some) and liquids. Possibly some Tylenol. I’m proud of my previous post here. It almsot makes sense. I’m not sure of what the Jedi/Sith have to do with anything, but I assume that I wanted my story to be placed in the halls of the Jedi council to be […]

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