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My name is Elon James White, and I have Adult ADD.

No, I didn’t go to the doctor and get diagnosed. That would be too much like normal. No, I did some internet research. Thats right. The University of Google bitches. See my beloved mother called told me like a few days ago that she thinks I may have had ADD growing up and she never knew it. She said it explained my entire childhood. I said ‘Great, what are we talking about?”

Once she re-explained what she said I went and did some searching. It’s FRIGHTENING. I’m text book when it comes to this thing. Its me in a nutshell. Its so much so my mother APOLOGIZED to me for not diagnosing it better. Do you understand. SHE APOLOGIZED. My mama don’t apologize for nothing. This was big for her. She believes it. I believe it, after reading up on it, Daynelle believes it, and the only person who’s known me longer than her is Fahnon, and I just haven’t gotten to tell him yet. I feel ill.

What am I talking about again?

Kidding. I but do feel ill. It’s like never seeing a mirror but feeling the bumps on your face. Then finally someone gives you the mirror and your like ‘HOLY FUCK, those are some huge fucking bumps.” You know it as fact now.

Blah Blah Blah.

I lost the urget o even say what I was talking about. Another symptom. Mood swings.

Bizzat Mizzle Outizzle.

I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have done that.

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