It seems that I was told I haven’t been amusing in my last few entries.

“You’re blog hasn’t been that funny lately.”

Really? I didn’t know I was supposed to be AMUSING the MASSES with this bitch. I didn’t know I was supposed to be entertaining muthafuckas.

Oh wait. I did.

Hmm. What could I talk about thats amusing? People liked me hunting cats. But that was just sick. And a little insane. People like insane me. Now that I’m posting coherent its all ‘Dude, whats up?’ So I’m figuring I’m going to pop a few pills before I post from now on. Or maybe drink. YES. I should drink! 5 Grey Gooses and Pineapples before I start posting. Come on here and start cursing people out.

“Baron Vaughn SUCKS. So does that Rob Parakonian, Parascotumy, Paravisionan. God damn fuckers. Tellin’ jokes and shit. Comin’ to my shit and tellin’ jokes. What they think this shit is? A comedy show or somthin’? And MARLON HUNTER! He’s a man’s man. I don’t know which man own’s him, but he’s owned by some dude.”

Yeah, so I’m not gonna do that, now that I think about it.

So how could I spruce this blog up? I could curse my life. Thats always fun. Damn life. ADD fucking life. Oh yeah, I forgot, I’m all ADD now. I have reasons for not being funny sometimes. ITS ADD BITCH.

Fuck it. I’M OUT. I don’t even know what I’m talking about!

The batman speaketh.

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