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I’ve been building my time machine for the past couple of weeks. It’s taking up all of my time. I’ve procured almost all of the parts. I’m still in need of a fricken quantam inhibitor. I don’t know how the FUCK I’m gonna find a quantam inhibitor. I know Jae works over at NYU and they have one in the physics department, but its under wraps, and I really don’t feel like trying to set up some sort of caper to get that shit out. I could pay some freshman on a scholarship a few hundred bucks to grab it out. But I’d need to do it with an alias. Just in case the dumbass somehow gets caught, I’m safe. I could be Baron Von Gustav. A wealthy oil tycoon who has an affinity for…er…inhibitors. Yes! Inhibitors. I already have a synaptic inhibitor, and a hexical dox inhibitor, but what would make my inhibitor collection complete is a QUANTUM inhibitor. Yes. thats the plan. I’ll take an add out on Craigslist and send an email to Jae from a ghost email account. Yes! thats it. He’s weak in the force. He’ll never suspect coercion.

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Its amazing. Being unemploy…er…a full time comedian, I seem to sleep less now than EVER.

I’m up at 5 somthing in the morning (as this blog surely attests) like EVERYDAY. I go to sleep when I finally pass out. When I just can’t take it anymore. Hence my current blog entry. I plan to have 1 coherent blog entry per day. The others that are written when I’m on the edge of sanity, will still be here, but there will be some entries where I actually know whats happening.

I’m about to hit the script again. I plan to knock a lot out today. I’m going to see if it just streams into my conciousness and comes out movie gold. It probably won’t, but I’m gonna sacrifice a few small animals so that it may be possible.

Here kitty kitty.

Batman OUT.

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