It seems that I was told I haven’t been amusing in my last few entries.
“You’re blog hasn’t been that funny lately.”
Really? I didn’t know I was supposed to be AMUSING the MASSES with this bitch. I didn’t know I was supposed to be entertaining muthafuckas.
Oh wait. I did.
Hmm. What could I talk about thats amusing? […]

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Ahem…
My name is Elon James White, and I have Adult ADD.
No, I didn’t go to the doctor and get diagnosed. That would be too much like normal. No, I did some internet research. Thats right. The University of Google bitches. See my beloved mother called told me like a few days ago that she thinks […]

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I hate Keanu Reeves.
I feel a need to get this out of my system. I’ve put up with a bitchload of bad acting for years, and now I just can’t take it anymore. I’m sitting here in the aftermath of “The Devils Advocate” which I liked, but I’m in absolute awe of this mans performance […]

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I’ve witnessed the best stand-up comedy I’ve ever seen up close TONIGHT.
Ben Bailey came by the Pro Shop and tore the floor apart. The dude did 35 minutes. No one has done 35 minutes at one of our shows. It was insane. The man is just ridiculously at ease on stage. It’s just a bit […]

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So writing a script sucks. I’m already stuck.
Its amazing. I’m stuck, but someone out there was able to finish “Mailbu’s Most Wanted” and “White Chicks” What in holy hell is up with that? Obviously these people didn’t have any type of standards. Maybe I should throw away standards. Just to get the damn story on […]

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Its 7:30 in the GOD DAMN morning!!!
I’m awake. This is CRAZY. I’m still coherent. So thats even crazier. I went on a tear with the BcCo website and the script. On the website you can actually see what work I’ve done. The script. Not so much. I’m up to page 11. PAGE MUTHA-FUCKIN’ 11!
How am […]

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Okay. Something new. I’m going to post 2 types of entries right now. something amusing and something pertinant to my every day life.
Ahem. Here I go.
Amusing EntryOkay. I have nothing for the amusing one yet. I could call my friends names. Thats entertaining to me. Not sure how everyone else will look at it though. […]

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So I’ve been giving Fahnon Bennett a lot of shit.

Fahnon is currently starting his own empire (seems he didn’t want to be my sidekick in BcCo. Whateva) and I’m pyched about it. But he’s been busy with work and shit and when he gets home he doesn’t want to start working all over again, he […]

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So I’ve been told my last couple of blogs entries are just CRAZY. So this will be my sane entry.
Here I go…

Greetings and Salutations one and all, my name is Elon James White and I find life to be an interesting romp through the trials and tribulations of one human emontion to another. Some may […]

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I’m your host Jay Breazy, or as some may call me, his BREAZINESS, and I’ll be presenting the dumb ass question this week.
Ahem.

If you were to find out the person you find the most sexiest, hottest, beautiful, whatever, was in fact the opposite sex that they are right now when the were born…would you sleep […]

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