Ode to the evil, evil Long Island Ice Tea.

You with your sweet tasting damnaton. Mixing of alcohols and then hiding behind the taste of sugar a lemon. DANGEROUS you are oh drink of the Gods. Dangerous I say.

Why do I drink those? It’s ridiculous. I am now up and at’em today and its just not right. Its unholy. Its against GOD i say. I feel like warmed over crap. Had a good time though. Well for the most part anyway. Little things bothered me through out the night. For example: Dancing with a yong lady who had a boyfriend…let me rephrase that…her HUSBAND…who happened to be about 15 feet away…who is security…and 3 times my size.

And anyone who knows me, knows to be 3 times my size is pretty fucking big.

There wasn’t any beef or anything of that nature but I was in the midst of trying to kick game. Operative word: Trying. She was dancing inappropriate and was holding on to me. Of course Marlon Hunter, in the midst of making fun of me made the discovery that this was in fact securities wife. Bleh. He enjoyed it way too much. Remind me to make fun of him about something.

My beloved spot at The Improv tonight was canceled. Seems I didn’t have enough people on the books when deadline came. So now, I’m anti-bringer to the extreme. I was trying to play the NYC game but NOW. Screw it. I don’t need the headache. I’m now on a mission from GOD to create more comedy venues where its all about comedy as opposed to the bullshit “Oh, you don’t have people” I swear it’s on. ON I say. I was given a spot over at Ray Payton’s play. I’m warm up guy. I’ll do it. I’m gonna be a spot whore soon. Anywhere they’ll have me I’ll be RIGHT there.

I think I may still be slightly inebriated right now. And for the love of God I really need to spell check this thing more often, i haven’t spell checked in weeks. I’m on an old ass MAC and the browser can’t use any of BLOGSPOT’s powers and I have no word processor on this thing. ARGH!

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