Ode to things that are stupid beyond belief.

Meaning…

I’m going to take a bit of time to rip MTV and VH1 a new one.

What in holy hell has happened to television. Why the FUCK do i want to watch a show about spoiled 15 year olds becoming spoiled 16 year olds. Its ridiculous. The idea of watching this one chick complain about how she wants the 10,000 dollar whore dress, instead of the 2500 dollar not so whorish dress that her mom picked WHILE IN PARIS! I don’t know what the entertainment value of this is really. Unless the whole point is to see me yell and scream at a television set about the destruction of our country’s cultural being.

Then VH1 throws at me the Fabulous life of little John. LITTLE JOHN? What the FUCK? I need to see someone with 50 thousand dollar teeth? Is this entertainment? I hate you VH1, I hate you MTV, I hope you BURN IN HELL.

Unless I get on VH1’s best week ever, or something like that. Then I’ll suck off all involved and preach the virtue of Cable Televisions best networks.

Man, I obviously can’t wait to sell out can I?

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