Okay. Its 5:21 in the morning.

I just woke up. I seemed to have passed out from sheer exhaustion. That and the RIDICULOUS amount of Grey Goose and Pineapples I’ve been drinking. What in holy hell was I thinking? I can’t even explain it. I just felt it was a good Idea. Then towards the end of the evening Ritch Duncan, COMIC, who had LEFT mind you comes back because he forgot his wallet and is all “Hey you having another beer?” So I’m all “Well if you’re having a beer, then IIIIIIIIIIII’mmmmmmm having a beer!”

Yeah, that wasn’t bright. How was that bright? That just doesn’t even make sense. Its not even logical. But it is in fact what happened.

So now again. 5 something in the morning. I’m still intoxicated. I can’t focus. I don’t know why I decided to go start fucking BLOGGING at this point, but it seemed like a good idea. Then I rummage through the refrigerator and find the mexican food that Victor bought for lunch. I do a a litte victory dance of happiness because drunk people love their mexican food. I’ve been pounding down a chicken quesadilla as I type this and I’m all “Mexican food rules. Victor rules for buying mexican food. I rule for eating it and typing. Ceasar Chaves rules cause he might be mexican.”

Tonight? Good Show at the ol’ Pro Shop. We had Amanda Melson, Baron Vaughn, Liam McEneaney, Ritch Duncan and Ophira Eisenberg on the show.

Yeah, I must’ve been really intoxicated because I totally admitted to Ophira that I secretly stalked her with out ever knowing her. It was true, but I should have never SAID it. I ran across her clip on some website and thought it was great. Followed it to a few other places. ended up on her website. Developed a comic crush on her. Wanted her on my show like desperately, and then I told Rob “There’s this chick who’s really funny, I just found her on online.” He then gets snippy with me and tells me he already knows her and that she’s performed at the old pro shop. I proceed to curse his snippy hide and a wait the day he makes good on knowing her.

Tonight was the night. I had fun. And then got toasted. Woohoo.

So now I’m awake. I’m about to pass out any second now. I have to go to the store before i pass out because I need hydration. Tommorow is gonna suck super bad with out some liquids up in this bitch.

Float on,

Breazy

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