Dying? Check.

Still not resting? Check.

Possibly doing major damage to my body forever? CHECK, CHECK and DOUBLE CHECK.

So I’m currently on the “Set” of Mr. Varnado’s soon to be cult classic. Its fun. I got to have a camera shot all to myself. YAY. Ofcourse I’m a dick so I ended up doing the scene like 4 times. I’m supposed to cloraform(spelling?) someone and so I’m all acting at the camera. And when I say acting I mean…well…I don’t even know what to call it. It was more like a grimmace caught on tape. I may post some footage on my site when and if I get a copy. I fucked up the shot so many times. I’m doing my scenes with Andres du Bouchet. He’s fucking hysterical.

Went to connecticut yesterday. Lost the contest screaming. Litterally was sweating like a crack head with a pipe hanging just out of arms reach. I was light headed and wanted to curse the audience and go home.

But it was fun.

I survived. The audience seemed to enjoy the whole thing. Which means I didn’t have to spray the place with my Uzi. And by uzi I mean my own self loathing.

Marlon Hunter pee’d in the parking lot.

I needed to say that because somone started honking at him to stop. I told the fool NOT to go do that, but he listed to me not. So foolio goes and starts peeing, in STAMFORD. There was no garbage, theres no homeless people floatin’ about, and there definitely wasn’t any PEE anywhere. Why didn’t he pee at the venu we were at? His excuse? He didnt have to pee then. Please note he started to pee in the parking lot, the ENCLOSED parking lot approximately 1 block away from the venue.

I’m fairly sure they have a pictures of the three black guys who came and pee’d all over the place all everywhere now. THANKS MARLON.

Pro Shop tonight. Grammys and pro bowl too. Gotta love all that compettition.

I want to sleep right now. Just laydown and pass the hell out. I gotta survive this and make it to the show tonight. DAMN YOU ROB PARAVONIAN.

Not really Robs fault in any way shape form or fashion. I just like to curse him. He bailed out of town this morning so I’ll do MCing duties tonight, but even if he was here I’d still have gone. I can’t not go just yet. I feel I have to watch it go. Even if I do nothing I have to be there.

Marlon Pee’d.

And he gave a man a lapdance.

And he doesn’t have a blog. So he can’t get me back.

And even if he did, who’d read it. He’s an idiot.

I’m gonna go hide now.

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