I’m almost at the end of week 2 of my hell, and well…

It’s still hell. I have an upper respitory infection. I’ve been sick off my ass for days. I was supposed to be trying to set up some sort of date with this girl I know and I completely didn’t call her. I blew off the BcCo meeting and I’m supposed to be heading to Connecticut this saturday for a comedy competition and I’m not ready in the least.

Have I mention that I’m dying?

I blame the damn bite. Yes that really wasn’t a joke I was bitten. Everyone who knows me even a little bit knows who bit me, but it seems so wrong to SHOUT them out to everybody. I swear to god dude, I got sick like a day or 2 after the bite. Andrea Bell says I’m in the midst of a transformation. I’m actually becoming the dude who bit me.

Yes. It was a dude. No. I am not gay. No, I do not protesteth too much. Yes. Neil is an ass.

Neil has done nothing to me but he occasionally reads this so i figure why not throw a little hate his way.

I’ve decided to get high on Thera Flu for the next 3 days. I gotta head out to TEABAG tommorow, I want to see if I can possibly drop in on Tommy Amado’s show, then get my ass to Connecticut Saturday, and on Sunday go shoot a film short with Victor Varnado. He’s a bud of Rob’s and asked me would I be interested in this when he came to perform on my show which never happened on wednesday.

Yeah, that show, the sickness, the biting, the hell from friends, the girl problems…it keeps going and going.

I figure in like a week life is gonna rock because I’ve got kicked in the crotch fourteen times these past 2 weeks. Right? Right?

bleh. Shoot me now. But I will give a shout out to all my buds who have been checking in on my sick ass. Celeste, Dafina, and F$(who did NOT bite me. Really. He didn’t. I swear. Honest) Richelle and Dellisa have been checking in too. Dellisa actually gave me some Cranberry Cider. I didn’t even know they made that. KUDOS to her.

Okay. I’m bored now linking every one to their respective pages on the web. I’m going to lay back down and continue to die.

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