My first post for the new years.

I’m slightly intoxicated. Thank God, I was sober enough to see that Marlon Hunter made an absolute ass of himself.

I came to a shocking conclusion. I attract wierdos. Tonight with all of the normal girls that where out there, I end up talking to an Anna Nicole Smith wanna be, and a fricken dominatrix.

I’m sorry, maybe I wasn’t clear. A FRICKEN DOMINATRIX!

What are the fucking odds that I would have run into that. I spent some serious time with her becase I was…well…insane? Why the FUCK did I spend so much time with her? It’s crazy talk. CRAZY. She was explaining to me that she could have her slaves cook us breakfast. She would have her servant rub my feet after we sleept together. This is not a joke. This is absolutely true. What the hell is wrong with my life when thats what I attract. I did see one young lady that I really am attracted to, and she is so fucking smart. I just think that she would prefer to deal with me in the most non-personal way possible.

Bleh. Have I mentioned the amount of alcohol that has bee consumed tonight. I may be able to contruct sentences but this is a virtual crap shoot. I don’t know if there’s typos or just plain rambling.

Oh well. Party good. Girls who liked me? Bad.

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