Week 7 in the can!
I decided to get back up and actually MC this week. I know, what a splendid idea. A comic who actually does some material at his own show. Bleh. I’m trying some new stuff out and it looks promising. I’m going to do a set over at the Improv in the […]

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“Ode to being an ASSHOLE”
So I’m at the Stand-Up NY Holiday party tonight. Nice party, see a bunch of the regulars there. Turn over into the corner and I see Chris Rock. I don’t know Chris Rock, but my brain comes up with an absolutely genious plan. Go over and talk to him. Maybe even […]

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So We’ve done our 6th week of Comedy here in Brooklyn. I’ve been able to secure a second venue in the city, so I’m fucking EXCITED. Celeste says I should be video taping the whole process of the Empire Building, including, like EVERYTHING. Late nights, yelling, everything. I think it might be amusing if I […]

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Question: How does one Crash and Burn at ones own show?
Answer: Easily, if one’s name is ELON JAMES WHITE.
So I wrote. I Performed. I SUCKED. I thought I was going to be able to go on stage and just do my thing with all this new material I have, and basically it was the worst […]

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Well I did a bitchload of shit today.
I have been cutting video and doing site updates for HOURS. I am no where NEAR done with the crap I have to do, but atleast stuff is getting done. I have about 7 hours of video to cut, clip and burn to cd’s for my comics who’ve […]

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Okay. Entire weekend. 2 lines of writing.
I had a momentary burst of comedic thought, we’re I was really rolling. Ofcourse I didn’t write anything down. I’m an idiot. So that particular burst of actual material is basically lost forever. And the show is later on today. Bleh. I didn’t get to flyer this weekend. So […]

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So Absolutely, positively NO writing was done today.
I sooo planned to write. Fahnon stayed home from work, so when i thought I’d be sleeping I was being woken up by him doing his regular day stuff. I get it, I’m completly crashing so I can’t complain but its really hard when you’re exhausted. So then […]

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I still haven’t written any new jokes.
I was supposed to be going over Maui Taco’s open mic, which is hosted by Lauren Rochelle and…well…some other guy who I don’t know. I would like to go because Clarinda(a performer at BcCo) is going, and I would really like to get in front of a crowd that […]

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Alright. I’ve done something I’ve never done before.
No. It has nothing to do with a dude. If you think thats it then leave now. That means you Shawn, Fahnon, and Marlon(You ass).
Okay there was this dude. JOKE!
I actually spent money on my promotion of the show. I’ve spent money on flyers, but never actual PR. […]

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I’ve been bitchen all day about the whole comedy vs. producing thing.
One of the bartenders at my local hang out told me that I shouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth. I immediately asked him what…the FUCK…was he talking about. He says that if i can make money with out having to put myself […]

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