So I’m a comedian.

At times I do things that might be considered comedic on tape.  Some call this “Telling Jokes.” Sometimes these “Joke” telling events end up online. Sometimes this does not make me happy at all.  For example?

There is so much story to this video.

Besides this just being a few years old so, of course I don’t stand by these jokes anymore. I think I only do one of them and its been revamped. This video is about 3 minutes too long. Now under normal circumstances you could make the argument that I should have made sure the whole set I did was amazing and you’d be reaonsable . Guess what? THIS WAS A “TV” TAPING. They could EASILY edit to make it better. AS THEY SHOULD. I have people HECKLING. It was to the point that I literally threaten a white ladies life. I was absolutely sure she was going to come up missing and they would just roll the tape of me saying “I will kill you” and I was done for.

Oh, and note that its apart of “Urban Extreme.”

Yes. I’m considered “URBAN.” As urban as an unlimited mimosa brunch. What? Thats not really considered urban? I KNOW.

Theres a couple of these floating around if you google. me.  It’s great really. Imagine when you weren’t that great at your job. Now imagine someone taped it, and now put it online for every one to see. It’s magical really. I’m going to go not cut my wrists.

I ran across this and thought it was a great entry into the “Awesome Quote of the Day.”

“Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd.” - Edith Sitwell

Can I get this printed on a T-Shirt and sent to my mom? I’m fairly sure she would zone out around “kind of innocent pride” but, whatever.

 In an attempt to keep myself writing on this mutha’, I’m coming up with segments that will allow me to write about things I care about way too much. Example: Music.  I rock my iPod hard (like most people do) and I have decided to share the top 5 songs I’m currently indulging in.

1. Beautiful – Eminem : I’m still torn on my opinion on the new Marshal Mathers album. I’m an Eminem fan from way back so I have all sorts of high expectations from the dude so theres a complete chance that I’m expecting too much.  Fact is though, I’m rocking a few songs pretty hard so he must’ve done something right. An example? Beautiful.  The song has a sample from Paul Rodgers that made me actually go look up the original song. The song samples lyrics strikes a chord with me.

“Lately I’ve been hard to reach, I’ve been too long on my own. Everybody has a private world where they can be alone. Are you calling me? Are you trying to get through? Are you reaching out for me? And I’m reaching out to you.”

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That’s right.

I’m coming back to my “own” blog to start the updating thing. It was sad really. I’ve been updating various blogs and not my own. Why? Simply because I was annoyed with the antiquated blog software that I was using in the back end, which to the average reader of my blog? Means absolutely nothing. I’m an ass. But I’m back on it. I’m retiring the years and years of blogs I had on here to make a new start. Not that it’ll be so much better than the old stuff, but atleast I can say “I made a new start.” 

And that’s all I have to say about that. Get ready folks. I’m gonna be really annoying about the updates on this thing. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya.